Video Game Slaves
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i live in southern USA so i cant really legally say i want a slave, but, i would take Link cuz he is awsome
I'm tempted to say someone from Mass Effect, but...
I'm gonna go with Shale from Dragon Age. I can think of endless (and violent) uses for a personal golem.
I'm gonna go with Shale from Dragon Age. I can think of endless (and violent) uses for a personal golem.
Your image are broke.Xeros said:Hmmm... the choices. I'm gonna go with Ifrit.
For me, I think I'd have Akulakhan (from Morrowind, play the main story if you haven't heard of him).
Because that'd be pretty fucking awesome.
HK-47 from KOTOR.
"Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command, of course, master."
"Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?"
HK-47: "Query: Would you rather be caught with contraband that is 'very' illegal, or just a little illegal?"
Revan: "What's the difference?"
HK-47: "About twenty years, master."
"Advisory: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blaster warms up, meatbags."
"I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time. If you will excuse me, I will meditate on the face of my old master as he was being electrocuted. I find it most soothing."
"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."
"Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command, of course, master."
"Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?"
HK-47: "Query: Would you rather be caught with contraband that is 'very' illegal, or just a little illegal?"
Revan: "What's the difference?"
HK-47: "About twenty years, master."
"Advisory: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blaster warms up, meatbags."
"I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time. If you will excuse me, I will meditate on the face of my old master as he was being electrocuted. I find it most soothing."
"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."
The Nerevarine Incarnate from Morrowind?
Okay, someone who existed without me having to type console commands in just to make the game playable?
That one priestess of Akatosh who was always dancign in nothing but a blue thong and who could cure any disease just like *snaps fingers* that ... would be really useful, although I'm not sure whether she could actually keep up with the rate of new infections for some diseases at the moment. Well, maybe she'd get ahead in the end. Considering that she was, in Daggerfall, unassailable and always on duty, she'd be quite safe carrying on alone without me.
How very noble.
Another answer:
<===== Jailbait version with "Hard Candy" hairstyle
<===== Transformation
<===== Combat look
<===== Too many hostile clones!
... or City of Heroes Defender
<===== Pre-emptive medicine
I wouldn't keep them as slaves for long. Just long enough to get them home, maybe.
...
Wait a minute.
This thread counts as a game.
I'm choosing the wizard.
Okay, someone who existed without me having to type console commands in just to make the game playable?
That one priestess of Akatosh who was always dancign in nothing but a blue thong and who could cure any disease just like *snaps fingers* that ... would be really useful, although I'm not sure whether she could actually keep up with the rate of new infections for some diseases at the moment. Well, maybe she'd get ahead in the end. Considering that she was, in Daggerfall, unassailable and always on duty, she'd be quite safe carrying on alone without me.
How very noble.
Another answer:
... or City of Heroes Defender
I wouldn't keep them as slaves for long. Just long enough to get them home, maybe.
...
Wait a minute.
This thread counts as a game.
I'm choosing the wizard.
While I do have an idea of one, I can't remember her name. Other then her, I would likely go with a god character, like Zues from God Of War (wouldn't go with Kratos because he's F***ING INSANE)or someone like that. Who would mess with me if I made a god my slave? Plus, I could have anything I wanted.
Jill Valentine Before she went annoyingly blonde. Lets be honest. If anyone had the chance to have a mindless sex slave and you are male thats what you want. If not then quit lying to your self and get off your moral high horse. this is just a joke and all in good fun.
If i'm not going for mindless sex slave i would choose Jack from gears of war. Nothing like your own personal welder/hacking/phone/personal television/ epic laptop with 500 terabytes of memory and limitless gaming capability. Jack hack the bank's Add a few 100 dollars to my account. Don't get too greedy. Gotta keep this on the DL
If i'm not going for mindless sex slave i would choose Jack from gears of war. Nothing like your own personal welder/hacking/phone/personal television/ epic laptop with 500 terabytes of memory and limitless gaming capability. Jack hack the bank's Add a few 100 dollars to my account. Don't get too greedy. Gotta keep this on the DL
Kratos, when you kill him he only gets angrier. He would rip Master Chief in half.Trivun said:
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