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well i wouldn't use the word "slave" but as a bodygaurd i would have brutal legend's ormagoden. NOBODY would fuck with me then.


however as an *ahem* companion...


ahhhh...
 

MrShowerHead

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I wouldn't take a slave, but as a follower I would take Alistair from Dragon Age

He's one of the best video characters ever IMO
 

WINDOWCLEAN2

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Thane.

He can take out anyone that troubles me, He provides great conversation and he wouldnt really be a slave as if Thane wanted to leave.....Thane WOULD leave.
 

AgDr_ODST

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Depends on what kinda slave we talking about here...
Regular slave? a Grunt from Halo

Bodyguard slave? Dante from DMC 3

"Companion" slave? even split between:

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Pearwood

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... Slave eh? Zevran from Dragon Age. He'd probably be into the whole slave thing too...
 

greenflash

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god or a dungeon master form some rpg because that would make me GOD and ALL POWERFUL!
THE WORLD WILL BURN!
 

Xpwn3ntial

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For actual slaving purposes: Cortana. She'll do whatever I want with a computer.

For sexual purposes: Eleanor Lamb.

Pet: Bahamut. King. Of. Dragons.

Bodyguard: Sephiroth. No explanation needed, assuming he actually would do his job.
 

Zyst

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Hmm...

I would have to go with Skynet (Yes, there is a video game where skynet appears).

Mostly because having a quasi-sentinent computer would kick ass so much.
 

coldshadow

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tali from mass effect.... I can have what so many of the fans have dreamed of >:) and also here combat abilities would be very usefull :p
 

ShockValue

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AgDr_ODST said:
That is not at all surprising.

Besides Liberty Prime, I'd throw in Ezio Auditore, and Legion just for good measure.
[sup] Just realized I already posted in here, damn. [/sup]
 

godofallu

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Alyx from Half life 2. She wouldn't really be my slave per se, but she could never leave me.
 

Tohron

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A Flesh Golem from Fall From Heaven 2 (Civilization IV fantasy mod) with every single promotion they can possibly get, and 25 base strength. This would include things like invisibility, flight, heavy resistance to fire, lightning, ice, and poison, and ultra-fast movement speed, plus total loyalty and inherent immunity to mind-affecting attacks. And since they're a golem, I wouldn't have to worry about moral implications or revolt.
 

Billion Backs

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Something with unlimited or nigh-unlimited power that will allow me to transcend humanity and petty concepts such as death and stuff.

Also, this thread is pretty pathetic... Really, I'm sorry and all, but even as a part of the "culture" some posts here make me laugh.