Video Game Survival Guide: Vol I
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21. Weapons no longer need to be maintained to fire accurately, also people leave bullets and grenades all over the place.
#24 There's always a better weapon.
If you've been waiting for an abnormally long time for the next better weapon (gun, sword, turkey baster +2, whatever) the next better weapon you will find will be followed shortly by at least 2 increasingly better weapons, insuring that all of the upgrade money or experience or skill points you spent on the finally better weapon will have been wasted.
If you've been waiting for an abnormally long time for the next better weapon (gun, sword, turkey baster +2, whatever) the next better weapon you will find will be followed shortly by at least 2 increasingly better weapons, insuring that all of the upgrade money or experience or skill points you spent on the finally better weapon will have been wasted.
23b. Reload before your magazine/clip is empty for faster reloading. Also, don't worry about those last few bullets in that old magazine/clip, as they'll automatically teleport back into your inventory.JWW said:
22. Shoot first, ask questions later.
You can always be reloaded if you kill a friendly NPC. Wouldn't want to lose the element of suprise because you thought that the flesh-ripping-torso-consuming-fire-breathing-baby-candy-stealing guy in the corner was a good guy.
I'm sure he was.
According to Satan
EDIT: Numbering was a horrible idea. New number is 30+ depending on immediate posts.
You can always be reloaded if you kill a friendly NPC. Wouldn't want to lose the element of suprise because you thought that the flesh-ripping-torso-consuming-fire-breathing-baby-candy-stealing guy in the corner was a good guy.
I'm sure he was.
According to Satan
EDIT: Numbering was a horrible idea. New number is 30+ depending on immediate posts.
32. Smashable objects can contain vital supplies. Break everything!
Simply opening a container is not recommended. Only complete obliteration of an object will achieve the desired results. Don't worry though, one soft swing of a crowbar is usually enough.
[sub]Edit: number changed to post count for simplicity's sake.[/sub]
Simply opening a container is not recommended. Only complete obliteration of an object will achieve the desired results. Don't worry though, one soft swing of a crowbar is usually enough.
[sub]Edit: number changed to post count for simplicity's sake.[/sub]
342. Large, unwieldy weapons, such as 9 foot long broadswords or fire hydrants on poles, can now be wielded easily enough to spin like a baton with minimal effort.
(The numbers are arbitrary. They don't have to be in order.)
(The numbers are arbitrary. They don't have to be in order.)
100. Certain people can only look north, south, east and west.
These people have invisible lasers built into their eyes. As soon as the lasers detect movement, they will attack and expect you to retaliate. Therefore avoid crossing their paths at all costs, unless they turn. They only turn 90 degrees at a time, however, so if you're sneaking behind them you should be safe. Running may alert them to your presence, though.
These people have invisible lasers built into their eyes. As soon as the lasers detect movement, they will attack and expect you to retaliate. Therefore avoid crossing their paths at all costs, unless they turn. They only turn 90 degrees at a time, however, so if you're sneaking behind them you should be safe. Running may alert them to your presence, though.
With the notable exception being your love interest. In this case, they will be extremely vulnerable to attack. Especially so to 9 foot long samurai swords.Douk said:
42. (Har see wat aaa did thar?) Never be the pilot, or be in the pilot's cabin of an aircraft. They are made of glass, and shall shatter, killing you instantly should the smallest error occur (Now to see just wat aaa did thar on that particular one, you would have to have been hardcore forum stalking me for several months).
56. Safety precautions are NEVER necessary. Just shoot the bastards in rapid fire without one single thought of civilians and team mates.