Video Game Survival Guide: Vol I

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9001. no matter how grave the wound. If you simply hold a first aid kit. All your troubles are over
 

Jovlo

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124) Always properly introduce yourself to everyone you meet. Shout your name if you have to.
When people know your name, your chances of survival double at least.
 

wordsmith

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125) Don't take cover behind barrels. Especially not Red or Orange barrels. If someone is shooting at you from behind such barrels, try shooting the barrel instead of wasting ammo killing them directly.
 

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1977. If you see a car that is on fire, RUN. Burning cars are made of explodium. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EveryCarIsAPinto]
 

King of the Sandbox

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1772. Keep a single golden ring on your person at all times. It will protect you from any SINGLE attack, at which time, the ring will remove itself from your person, often violently, and begin to disappear.

NOTE: If you are fast enough, you can re-collect the ring and use it again.
 

coldshadow

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0.1 YOU are the chosen one, just save the world.

8999: a sniper shot to the foot will probobly kill you, make sure all limbs are hiden when facing a sniper.

707: enamies either take 3 seconds after seeing you to shoot despite aiming at you already or they shoot you the millisecond you think of comming out of cover.

~:females are alot more help then males.

101:just got a new item/ability? thats nice now play an our of useing that item/ability and that item/ability only. because the game devs didnt think you would understand how your gliding wings would work otherwise.
 

JWW

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9001. Any green liquid is radioactive
[small] It's over 9000![/small]
 

A Weary Exile

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ottenni said:
19. The correct direction is always marked by arrows.
19. a.The correct direction is marked by enemies trying to murder you, if you're not fighting for you life you took a wrong turn somewhere.
 

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5417. If someone offers to buy you a beer when it's all over, take a few steps back to avoid the bullet/rocket/grenade/air kraken that's undoubtedly heading their way.
 

Grottnikk

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# whatever: If you find a trove of supplies, you are about to require every last one of them because a boss is coming up.

# whatever +1: All NPCs are deaf to the yelps/gurgles of their nearby allies, therefore you may slit the throat of/strangle/break the neck of their friends with impunity.

# whatever +2: Changing clothes takes 2 seconds, whether you're changing from a pair of overalls to a business suit or a marine's dress uniform.

# whatever +3: As long as you and the person you're impersonating are bald and/or wearing glasses, nobody will recognize you.

# you get the idea: Armour will last forever, no matter how many bullets/lasers/explosions hit it.

# somethingorother: Always keep an inexperienced person on your team to open the doors.