Videogame characters you hate with a passion.

[Vern]

They're videogame characters, so I don't hate any of them. Is that valid?

 

[Omikron009]

The begging ladies in Assassin's Creed. Sure, the minstrels in AC2 are kind of annoying, but I wanted to stab literally every single one of those poor bitches. NO. I CANNOT SPARE EVEN ONE COIN.

 

[daftalchemist]

Voldo from Soul Calibur. That guy makes my skin crawl. Whenever I'm pitted against him I fill with rage the moment he shows up on the screen, and I am required to obliterate him to satiate that rage.

 

[Samoftherocks]

Tingle from the Legend of Zelda =/ He's annoying, he's creepy, and he's a 40 year old man who has delusions that he is a fairy and holds people captive in his spinning tower(see: Wind Waker)

Agreed. If they ever do a live action movie and simply can't figure out a way to NOT have Tingle in it, he will be played by Rip Taylor...which admittedly would be kind of awesome in this ironic, dopplegangery way.

 

[PureChaos]

Princess Peach...i hate the *****

 

[Zaik]

Definitely Sheva from RE5, give her anything bigger than a handgun and you might as well just shoot yourself in the face.

 

[TiefBlau]

The Your Dad character from Fallout 3.

You're insane! How could you possibly dislike Liam Neeson's soothing voice lulling you off into a world of tomorrow?

 

[Glamorgan]

Sorry fanboys, but Sonic. His early games were kinda fun, but after being forced by my friend to play Sonic Unleashed...

*sigh*

 

[Proverbial Jon]

The begging ladies in Assassin's Creed. Sure, the minstrels in AC2 are kind of annoying, but I wanted to stab literally every single one of those poor bitches. NO. I CANNOT SPARE EVEN ONE COIN.

I swear the developers did this on purpose. You couldn't actually give the beggers any money even if you DID want to. The only real way to make them leave you alone was to actually stab them!
Now, I usually play my games as the goody goody, never harming a single innocent soul... I swear to satan himself that I killed every single one of those nagging bitches! And yes, yes I felt good about it too!

OT: My personal choice would be Laura in Silent Hill 2, annoying little brat. She really had no point in the game other than to hinder you by kicking important puzzle items away from you, stepping on your hands and locking you in rooms with monsters that want to kill you. *****.

I will also choose Kendra from Dead Space and Judge Holloway from Silent Hill Homecoming. Both because they are enormous bitches and deserved everything they got.

 

[Tenkage]

Sticky from Fallout 3

Slippy Toad (No I won't get that guy off ya)

The Dog from Duck Hunt (WE WERE SUPPOSE TO BE FRIENDS!!!)

Sepheroth for being an egotisical, over the top, mother *bleep*ing MOMMAS BOY

Lucian (fable 2) for killing my sister, then my dog, and for being the easiest boss since Wispy Woods from Kirby

Wario for being fat

Pikachu in Any super smash Brothers( ENOUGH THUNDER ALREADY)

 

[Spawny0908]

A cookie to the first person that can guess all of these guys.

1."AHH! HELP ME!"

2."HEY LISTEN!"

3."Am I annoying you?"

4."Gee, it sure is boring around here."

5."Froggy?"

6."You want some chocolate?"

7."A strange old man... in a... white coat?"

8."You shall be raised as I was, to advance the common good through social psychiatry."

2: Navi
4: Link
7:fludd

I can't place the rest...

 

[Tenkage]

Nathan effing Drake. I know he's going over well with everyone else, so I can't complain, but his ego never ceased to get on my nerves.

Oh, and before you call me a Yahtzee fanboy, don't you think I could have had this opinion before some guy on the internet revealed having a similar one?

No I agree, Nathan is like Sepheroth, plenty of Fan girls but once you get to the core of the character, he is a jerk

 

[Tenkage]

A cookie to the first person that can guess all of these guys.

1."AHH! HELP ME!"

2."HEY LISTEN!"

3."Am I annoying you?"

4."Gee, it sure is boring around here."

5."Froggy?"

6."You want some chocolate?"

7."A strange old man... in a... white coat?"

8."You shall be raised as I was, to advance the common good through social psychiatry."

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1, Slippy

2. Navi

4. CDI Link (Hate you so much)

5. Big the Cat

 

[Zhukov]

Wynne from Dragon Age. Just... just... arrg! They introduce her by forcing her into my party against my wishes for no good reason. She then spends the rest of the game spouting various kernels of wisdom and advice that invariably sound like something you would get from a fortune cookie.

Everyone from FFXIII. Except Sazh. He was bearable. But the rest were a bunch of angsty little drama queens in serious need of a loving boot up the backside.

Everyone from Gear of War. It's like they took Serious Sam and tried to make me take him... um... seriously. Not gonna happen. And please shut up about your wife. Neither you nor her have been well characterised enough for me to give a flying fuck.

 

[TinCynic]

The Your Dad character from Fallout 3.

You're insane! How could you possibly dislike Liam Neeson's soothing voice lulling you off into a world of tomorrow?

Well his soothing voice is only in the game for like ten minutes before he disappears. Then you find out the bastard has been lying to you your entire life. Then once you rescue him (I would have loved to leave him for enternity in the hands of Dr. Braun. Say woof, *****.) he just goes on and on about he solved the problems of the Wasteland. Well what if I've been a total dickhead this entire time? Can't we hold the world ransom for clean water?
Plus he chastises you for nuking Megaton. After that, without a backward glances to see if his only child is safe, he runs off to Rivet City to continue his affair with that old scientist lady.
Finally, after using you for menial labor at his old lab, he commits suicide rather than help the U.S. government, in the process kill two innocent soldiers and wounding Colonel Autumn.
What's not to hate about him?

 

[ScarOfElement]

Sonic.

 

[Sacman]

Wynne from Dragon Age. Just... just... arrg! They introduce her by forcing her into my party against my wishes for no good reason. She then spends the rest of the game spouting various kernels of wisdom and advice that invariably sound like something you would get from a fortune cookie.

If you take the Templars side in the Circle of Magi quest you get to kill her at the end. *spoiler alert*

 

[Tenkage]

The Your Dad character from Fallout 3.

You're insane! How could you possibly dislike Liam Neeson's soothing voice lulling you off into a world of tomorrow?

Well his soothing voice is only in the game for like ten minutes before he disappears. Then you find out the bastard has been lying to you your entire life. Then once you rescue him (I would have loved to leave him for enternity in the hands of Dr. Braun. Say woof, *****.) he just goes on and on about he solved the problems of the Wasteland. Well what if I've been a total dickhead this entire time? Can't we hold the world ransom for clean water?
Plus he chastises you for nuking Megaton. After that, without a backward glances to see if his only child is safe, he runs off to Rivet City to continue his affair with that old scientist lady.
Finally, after using you for menial labor at his old lab, he commits suicide rather than help the U.S. government, in the process kill two innocent soldiers and wounding Colonel Autumn.
What's not to hate about him?

Always did want to kick his ass after all that...true....