Videogame characters you hate with a passion.

[SimuLord]

All the fucking children in Fallout 3, if bethesda didn't make them annoying snobs we wouldn't want to kill them in the first place.

Except Bryan Wilks. He stayed put in that shelter and made a Die Hard reference. I couldn't help but think "OK, next time I'm in Rivet City I'll do the kid a favor and talk to Vera Weatherly." But kids in general? None more so than RJ MacCready. I hope he gets eaten by a Super Mutant on his 16th birthday.

Won't most of them be about 16 when he turns 16? My question is how they are still there? I mean really, they have to leave at 16, how do more kids get there?
OT: Rochelle from L4D2, the zombie apocalypse is here, you're being eaten alive and you CANNOT CUSS?!

Lots of theories about how Lamplight gets more kids, whether it's orphans wandering in from the wasteland, the kids procreating when they hit puberty (MacCready himself alludes to the total anarchy and hedonistic attitude of the Lamplighters and their little Logan's Run scenario---it's not much of a stretch to think that those kids are having babies before they go)...

There's a lot of fridge logic in Lamplight, that's for sure.

 

[Nazulu]

I hate that stupid new Samus character with a passion! Fucking same reason Nintendo make so many shallow games, 'to appeal to a wider fucking audience', FUCK OFF! The original Samus was perfect and then they replace it with this stupid looking bimbo.

Also, most of the new characters in the Sonic games, they suck so hard! I don't mind Shadow but the others are just retarded rip-offs.

 

[DanDeFool]

Nero's girlfriend whatsherface from DMC4. That game could have been much improved if Nero was just a snotty, arrogant dick with a motorbike sword and not constantly whining about the dumb ***** like we're supposed to care.

I, as a red-blooded American male, would have cared a lot more if she got her tits out at some point. Dante's Inferno, anyone?

At least she didn't die. Nero never woulda' shut up.

 

[USSR]

With every fiber of my being, Hope will forever be damned in my hell.

One of few thing I disliked about Final Fantasy XIII.

 

[Jack Joe Tip Toe]

Brucie from gta 4 CAUSE THATS PLAYERS STYLE BABY!

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Ezio Auditore, simply because he got so dumb by the end that he didn't even kill the biggest fucking asshole shitfucker ever who killed his family and caused him no end of grief during the last decade, and is also a complete fucking monster who's just gonna go back to raping random people again.
Kyrie from DMC 4, she was plain pointless and didn't even have any kind of personality.

 

[Sacman]

SLIPPY! Fuck, I hate Slippy!! (for anyone not ancient enough, Slippy is from Star Fox 64)

"Hey, what's the big idea, Fox?"
*KABOOM* "That's what!!"

Yeah I would prefer to do a barrel roll...

 

[similar.squirrel]

Every damn hairy-chested man of action from the Gears of war series.

 

[XThecommander]

Remember when you first get out of the lost woods in ocarina of time and, you are happy to be out of there and adventure. Then a certain giant bird, that decides to switch the yes and no button appears, and tells you information that is useless. From then on, the bird stalks you and is everywhere you go...

 

[Macgyvercas]

I think I speak for everyone when I say adoring fan and the fallout 3 equilvalent

YES.

Oh, my god! That is awesome!

OT: I say Navi from Ocarina of Time. The only blemish in an otherwise perfect game.

 

[Guffe]

Monitor from Halo!! That blue, irritating annoying little bastard!!!

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I think I speak for everyone when I say adoring fan and the fallout 3 equilvalent

Hah, poor old Sticky, he's been abused in so many youtube vids...



I laughed so hard at 'Some of Sticky made it to Big Town'

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Um...probably Alistair from Dragon Age. He's boring, whiny and fails at being funny.

 

[Communist partisan]

The younger brother in the ronin gang from saints row 2 I hate that shitty little brat that think and behaves like he is somebody and than you beat his a*s he flees and I hate most caracters that behave like that.

 

[Lordpils]

Argath from Final Fantasy Tactics

Tidus from FFX

Setsuka from Soul Calibur (cheap little b*tch)

Most of my targets in AC2

Xemnas and Saix in KH 358/2

Snow and Vanile in FFXIII (The former is the 2008 Prince without the funny. The later is just insane.)

There were two likable characters in final fantasy 13 Lightning (because she knocked around snow) and Sazh.

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

MOTHERFUCKING GENERAL SHEPERD

 

[Phoenix14]

Hmm..
Fargoth from Morrowind and Midna from Twilight Princess

 

[Vhite]

Everyone in Half Life 2 that wasn't Alyx Vance.

I hate only her because I just had to reload 3 times because of her sucidal charging

 

[voetballeeuw]

Soap and his mohawk.