More specifically, sitting in front of a computer/television screen all day makes you fat.
(que flashback transition)
Back in the old days, if you were bored you'd go outside and hit things with a stick. Or if you were rich you'd hit people with a more expensive stick. The only reason you would ever be sedentary for an extended period of time is if you contracted polio.
Back before videogames, we had games like hoop & stick, hopscotch, horseshoes, jump-rope and much more. But if you weren't into the social scene you could always just go fishing, hunting or house-building (common activities of the time).
Nowadays with our newfangled technology we're progressively more glued to the screen. We work in front of a screen, we play in front of a screen, and some (many) of us even make love in front of a screen.
The point I'm making is that before you go on some special diet, start buying diet-sodas, or (heaven forbid) talk crap about junk-food because of the ever-increasing size of you ass, ask youself this question "Have I gotten off my ass today?". If not, then go outside already. Jeez...
... and don't expect those fried chicken strips to be here when you get back.... mmmm, chicken good.

(que flashback transition)
Back in the old days, if you were bored you'd go outside and hit things with a stick. Or if you were rich you'd hit people with a more expensive stick. The only reason you would ever be sedentary for an extended period of time is if you contracted polio.
Back before videogames, we had games like hoop & stick, hopscotch, horseshoes, jump-rope and much more. But if you weren't into the social scene you could always just go fishing, hunting or house-building (common activities of the time).
Nowadays with our newfangled technology we're progressively more glued to the screen. We work in front of a screen, we play in front of a screen, and some (many) of us even make love in front of a screen.
The point I'm making is that before you go on some special diet, start buying diet-sodas, or (heaven forbid) talk crap about junk-food because of the ever-increasing size of you ass, ask youself this question "Have I gotten off my ass today?". If not, then go outside already. Jeez...
... and don't expect those fried chicken strips to be here when you get back.... mmmm, chicken good.