Vote for Me!

[Evil Smurf]

Vote for me and free tf2 hats....

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and you'll pay for 2 pizzas at the price of 4!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me because bacon.

 

[Yokillernick]

Vote for me or else...

I also deny being Gabe Newell in disguise -_-

The message above is approved by Chuck Norris and Cthulhu.

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and it will rain cupcakes.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you'll get a pet anything-that-isn't-a-human-or-human-like.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and I'll revoke your right to fornicate with a horse!

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and the giant squid will only attack those who have eaten calamari.

 

[mParadox]

Vote for me and whales will become equipped with laser cannons.

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and Neonbob will be my Vice President.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me. Don't ask why, just do it.

 

[scorptatious]

Vote for me and I promise, no I swear, that no spy will ever EVER sap anybody's sentry again!

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and the toads will stop stealing your food!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and there will be no need for violence.

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and a free teddy bear filled with cocaine will be given to all the orphans.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and you can have all the money you want... as long as it's in Mexican Pesos.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and all your electronic devices will work at 100% 100% of the time.
[sub]Note: this does not apply to devices that have not been plugged in or are otherwise not currently being powered.[/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

Vote for me and I will get rid of the world's most hated things: Twilight and Justin Beiber.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and I will get rid of the world's most hated things: Twilight and Justin Beiber.

I thought taxes and politicians were the world's most hated things with those other two being a close third and forth.

Vote for me and all politicians will be forced to do community service every time they fuck up or for every minute they aren't actually trying to help us.