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I was on my 360 the other day, looking through my Netfix suggestions, when I came upon an anime series called Queen's Blade. I'll admit I was intrigued by the box art and thus put it into my instant queue. Upon watching the first episode the other day, it slowly dawned on me....this is porn! Needless to say, I watched the other three episodes in an attempt to refute my hypothesis, being the brilliant scientific mind that I am, and discovered that I was correct, this series is porn! Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever discovered that something was porn under false pretenses? Please list the series and your immediate reaction.
I like the scientific research you conducted, keep up the good work.
Why thank you, I'm a leader in the field of pornographic studies and I feel that it's my duty to report my findings to the public.
For Science!!
Science! My next work is going to be an in-depth research piece about High School of the Dead, wish me luck.
 

ShadowsofHope

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dorkette1990 said:
Not a series, but a movie - bitchslap. Looked like a movie, but I got to the threesome of lesbians when I shut it off.
..Excuse me a moment.

<_<

OT: Bible Black. Hells, was I misled..
 

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I think the question is meaningless because porn is in the eye of the beholder, not the creator. To someone with a fetish for chairs, a furniture catalogue is porn.

..."nice legs" "I'm a leg man"

That kind of thing to say just became 100x more weird thanks to you, I hope your'e happy.
I'm not a leg man so I find this highly amusing.
You mean thighly amusing muahahaha
 

justnotcricket

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When I was 8, I started reading Wilbur Smith's books. He's an excellent author (mostly), but damn, when that guy gets into his sex scenes, he pulls out all the stops. Same with the scenes involving violence. Thus began the theory part of my 'education' quite early! =P
 

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Blindswordmaster said:
I was on my 360 the other day, looking through my Netfix suggestions, when I came upon an anime series called Queen's Blade. I'll admit I was intrigued by the box art and thus put it into my instant queue. Upon watching the first episode the other day, it slowly dawned on me....this is porn! Needless to say, I watched the other three episodes in an attempt to refute my hypothesis, being the brilliant scientific mind that I am, and discovered that I was correct, this series is porn! Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever discovered that something was porn under false pretenses? Please list the series and your immediate reaction.
~when I came upon an anime series
That was your first hint it was porn. all anime at its base is slightly pornographic. (Yeah, i dont know how to do the quote thing, so shoot me.)

Anyway.. for me, it was probably half way through an anime series (cant remember the name) but about three episodes in girls and guys were screwing left and right,s o i was like, yeah. this is porn. O fcoures i watched the next ten episodes cuase it was all the same.
 

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My godmother, who was away in japan, sent me back a manga when I was rather young. It contained violence and breasts. I was 8 or 10.

Thats about all I can remember. Not much, mind you. :/
 

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Blindswordmaster said:
I was on my 360 the other day, looking through my Netfix suggestions, when I came upon an anime series called Queen's Blade. I'll admit I was intrigued by the box art and thus put it into my instant queue. Upon watching the first episode the other day, it slowly dawned on me....this is porn! Needless to say, I watched the other three episodes in an attempt to refute my hypothesis, being the brilliant scientific mind that I am, and discovered that I was correct, this series is porn! Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever discovered that something was porn under false pretenses? Please list the series and your immediate reaction.
Whuh? Seriously?

Umm, that series is pretty much all giganto boobies and nipples showing (with occasional panty fan service for time to time), and I'd rate this along the same level as your basic teen horror slasher for the amount of skin showing.

But then again I did grow up where basic nudity was deemed okay for regular airwaves in the evenings as long as there was a disclaimer(basic being yer nips and occasional butt shot, well before NYPD Blue did so btw), so yeah I can admit nipples and breasts don't hit the alarm button so much. Full frontal below the belt displays are where it does begin to dabble into the 'porn' moniker though. Which I do believe is also the state of mind concerning this in Japan.

Anyway, I do have to mention the end of the first ep of QB did cause a huge WTF moment for me. I simply was not expecting a fight to be won in such a manner.
 

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My mother once accidentally rented some long-forgotten hentai title for me when I was about thirteen. Why? Because it's animation, so clearly, it belongs in the children's section. So sayeth Blockbuster. *eyeroll*

I didn't watch more than a minute of it before shutting it off and returning it.
 

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Ummm no, it's happened the other way round though - I looked up something thinking it was porn and it wasn't... I was :(
 

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Well, there was the Evangelion doujin "Retake", and I got...a bit surprised. Nonetheless, I read all six volumes and can say that it was actually very good (story-wise here, not in "other" senses, though I can't exactly put that down so...*sheepish grin*).
Same for me, but I stopped upon realization of what most doujinshi were.
You mean there are doujins that aren't porn? Inconceivable!
There's power puff girls doujinshi, I'm pretty sure that's not porn.

Of course after having read through Gantz at age 12 I'm pretty much desensitized.
...Power Puff Girls doujinshi? You're a sick man.
you think thats creepy....theire is Rugrats porn....yes i am serious.....yes he did have purple pubes....yes it was disusting.
 

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rosemystica said:
My mother once accidentally rented some long-forgotten hentai title for me when I was about thirteen. Why? Because it's animation, so clearly, it belongs in the children's section. So sayeth Blockbuster. *eyeroll*

I didn't watch more than a minute of it before shutting it off and returning it.
Oh blockbuster your so silly.
 

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ninonybox360 said:
Blindswordmaster said:
linkzeldi said:
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linkzeldi said:
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Well, there was the Evangelion doujin "Retake", and I got...a bit surprised. Nonetheless, I read all six volumes and can say that it was actually very good (story-wise here, not in "other" senses, though I can't exactly put that down so...*sheepish grin*).
Same for me, but I stopped upon realization of what most doujinshi were.
You mean there are doujins that aren't porn? Inconceivable!
There's power puff girls doujinshi, I'm pretty sure that's not porn.

Of course after having read through Gantz at age 12 I'm pretty much desensitized.
...Power Puff Girls doujinshi? You're a sick man.
you think thats creepy....theire is Rugrats porn....yes i am serious.....yes he did have purple pubes....yes it was disusting.
...well, if you will excuse me, i'm going to go throw up now.
 

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My at the time girlfriend and I started watching this DVD she bought because she loved the art stlye, called "Moonlight Lady."

About twenty minutes in, I looked at her and told her to read the back of the case from now on before buying things.

She agreed.
 

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emeraldrafael said:
Blindswordmaster said:
I was on my 360 the other day, looking through my Netfix suggestions, when I came upon an anime series called Queen's Blade. I'll admit I was intrigued by the box art and thus put it into my instant queue. Upon watching the first episode the other day, it slowly dawned on me....this is porn! Needless to say, I watched the other three episodes in an attempt to refute my hypothesis, being the brilliant scientific mind that I am, and discovered that I was correct, this series is porn! Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever discovered that something was porn under false pretenses? Please list the series and your immediate reaction.
~when I came upon an anime series
That was your first hint it was porn. all anime at its base is slightly pornographic.
A man named Hayao Miyazaki is disappointed in your foolish statement. Before condemning all Japanese animation to the porn bucket, please take some time out to check out his filmography.

That said, a disproportionate amount of anime can be heavy on the fanservice (titties, pantyshots, and other such things) and frankly it can distract from what might be an otherwise solid idea or series. A very good aversion of this is Ah..My Goddess which is genuinely heartwarming and funny.

I've watched about three episodes of Queen's Blade, and I've loved every absurd and insane second of it. You need a special kind of crazy to make a chick shooting acidic breast milk as a weapon to strip her opponents of their armour and clothes entertaining as opposed to nauseating.

Ikki Tousen is a good example of this genre also but with a slightly less insane plot.
 

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ninonybox360 said:
Blindswordmaster said:
linkzeldi said:
Blindswordmaster said:
linkzeldi said:
MikailCaboose said:
Well, there was the Evangelion doujin "Retake", and I got...a bit surprised. Nonetheless, I read all six volumes and can say that it was actually very good (story-wise here, not in "other" senses, though I can't exactly put that down so...*sheepish grin*).
Same for me, but I stopped upon realization of what most doujinshi were.
You mean there are doujins that aren't porn? Inconceivable!
There's power puff girls doujinshi, I'm pretty sure that's not porn.

Of course after having read through Gantz at age 12 I'm pretty much desensitized.
...Power Puff Girls doujinshi? You're a sick man.
you think thats creepy....theire is Rugrats porn....yes i am serious.....yes he did have purple pubes....yes it was disusting.
Though rule 34 does create things that scar for life, I would rather not be without it.
 

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ninonybox360 said:
Blindswordmaster said:
linkzeldi said:
Blindswordmaster said:
linkzeldi said:
MikailCaboose said:
Well, there was the Evangelion doujin "Retake", and I got...a bit surprised. Nonetheless, I read all six volumes and can say that it was actually very good (story-wise here, not in "other" senses, though I can't exactly put that down so...*sheepish grin*).
Same for me, but I stopped upon realization of what most doujinshi were.
You mean there are doujins that aren't porn? Inconceivable!
There's power puff girls doujinshi, I'm pretty sure that's not porn.

Of course after having read through Gantz at age 12 I'm pretty much desensitized.
...Power Puff Girls doujinshi? You're a sick man.
you think thats creepy....theire is Rugrats porn....yes i am serious.....yes he did have purple pubes....yes it was disusting.
Land before time Rule 34............Where is your god now?!
 

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Dr. wonderful said:
Yokai said:
Gantz. Not only grimdark and depressing, but there's also a random sex scene at least once a volume.
...And the constant talking...Just STFU and kill the bloody alien!
It did pretty much nothing for me. Which might be odd, considering I greatly enjoy Berserk, the crowning example of blood-and-tits seinen.
 

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My friend is a hardcore fan of school days so I thought I would check it out to get her off my back...Turns out there is a lot of School Days porn out there...live action... I then proceeded to watch and critic their techniques.