"Wait...Did it just move?."--Oldest food in your fridge.

[Dr Pussymagnet]

I had a pizza in my fridge for a month

Ah, yes, leftover pizza the only food that I think tastes good even as leftovers.(But not for a month, thats just gross.)

That, and fajita meat.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I had a pizza in my fridge for a month

Ah, yes, leftover pizza the only food that I think tastes good even as leftovers.

That, and fajita meat.

And certain breads. Mmmmmm, Hawaiian sweet rolls *drool*. I'm hungry now.

 

[xitel]

I had a pizza in my fridge for a month

Ah, yes, leftover pizza the only food that I think tastes good even as leftovers.

That, and fajita meat.

And certain breads. Mmmmmm, Hawaiian sweet rolls *drool*. I'm hungry now.

You could always scrape some mold off the bread and eat that.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I had a pizza in my fridge for a month

Ah, yes, leftover pizza the only food that I think tastes good even as leftovers.

That, and fajita meat.

And certain breads. Mmmmmm, Hawaiian sweet rolls *drool*. I'm hungry now.

You could always scrape some mold off the bread and eat that.

There is none on the bread, there is no bread left. I love those damn things too much.

 

[ChocoCake]

I have a fish in my fridge that I caught when I was 4. It is a sunfish. But it still looks perfectly ok. Maybe I'll eat it or something someday. Oh, so that would be... 14 years.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I have a fish in my fridge that I caught when I was 4. It is a sunfish. But it still looks perfectly ok. Maybe I'll eat it or something someday. Oh, so that would be... 14 years.

Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

 

[Varchld]

Had a can of string beans in the cupboard for over 4 years, was there before we moved in.
Before that I lived at a place that had a can of red cabbage that had been there longer then anyone had lived there, at least 7 years.
As for the fridge, I think a half used jar of mayonaise that just seperated. No idea how long but i'd guess at a year.

I have a fish in my fridge that I caught when I was 4. It is a sunfish. But it still looks perfectly ok. Maybe I'll eat it or something someday. Oh, so that would be... 14 years.

That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

 

[ChocoCake]

Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.

That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.

That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.

That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

 

[the monopoly guy]

I left an apple oustide in the summer.

A week later it looked a little brown, but nothing to bad; I picked it up and it was completely hollow (eaten by ants and hornets).

My sister had so much old food scraps in her room, she actually had an ant colony living in a thing made of LEGOS.

 

[Erana]

I just restocked my fridge yesterday- The only things that are a month old are things that have been sitting in the freezer. =)

 

[xitel]

Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.

That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.

That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

Did you do it? Are you a merciful god, or a vengeful god?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I just restocked my fridge yesterday- The only things that are a month old are things that have been sitting in the freezer. =)

Well you're no fun. Where's the bread with the medieval society growing on it?

 

[ChocoCake]

That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

I cannot utter the things of which the fish(s) (who knows how many there are) wish for me to do. They have far too much time on their...uhh...fins. I have to get out.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.

That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.

That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

Did you do it? Are you a merciful god, or a vengeful god?

Are you kidding? I couldn't do anything if I even wanted to. How am I supposed to pick off microscopic people? At best I could level a city. Besides, I don't want to interfere, I'm using it as a model.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

I cannot utter the things of which the fish(s) (who knows how many there are) wish for me to do. They have far too much time on their...uhh...fins. I have to get out.

Toss em in the trash. What are they going to do, kick you? *Bwahahahahaah*

 

[xitel]

Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.

That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.

That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

Did you do it? Are you a merciful god, or a vengeful god?

Are you kidding? I couldn't do anything if I even wanted to. How am I supposed to pick off microscopic people? At best I could level a city. Besides, I don't want to interfere, I'm using it as a model.

You could cut the jello in half and put the nonbelievers in the sun.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.

That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.

That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

Did you do it? Are you a merciful god, or a vengeful god?

Are you kidding? I couldn't do anything if I even wanted to. How am I supposed to pick off microscopic people? At best I could level a city. Besides, I don't want to interfere, I'm using it as a model.

You could cut the jello in half and put the nonbelievers in the sun.

They're spread evenly throughout the what used to be Jello. I can't just cut it in half.

 

[ChocoCake]

Toss em in the trash. What are they going to do, kick you? *Bwahahahahaah*

They are rather fiesty little critters. They might have evolved by now...damn, I really should stop playing spore.

EDIT:

They're spread evenly throughout the what used to be Jello. I can't just cut it in half.

Use the free-form select tool in Paint.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Toss em in the trash. What are they going to do, kick you? *Bwahahahahaah*

They are rather fiesty little critters. They might have evolved by now...damn, I really should stop playing spore.

Do they have opposable thumbs? no? Then they are mostly harmless.

EDIT: They are real, I can't use the free form tool you fool!