"Wait...Did it just move?."--Oldest food in your fridge.

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crimson5pheonix said:
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Toss em in the trash. What are they going to do, kick you? *Bwahahahahaah*
They are rather fiesty little critters. They might have evolved by now...damn, I really should stop playing spore.
Do they have opposable thumbs? no? Then they are mostly harmless.


EDIT: They are real, I can't use the free form tool you fool!
All I can say is that these "creatures" should not be underestimated. Oh, just take a screenshot, errr a picture I mean. Then you can use the produced product via paint to make the correct cuts. It is a dastardly plan is it not?

EDIT: O dear... I have some Hamlet memorization to do. Bai :)
 

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ChocoCake said:
crimson5pheonix said:
ChocoCake said:
crimson5pheonix said:
Toss em in the trash. What are they going to do, kick you? *Bwahahahahaah*
They are rather fiesty little critters. They might have evolved by now...damn, I really should stop playing spore.
Do they have opposable thumbs? no? Then they are mostly harmless.

EDIT: They are real, I can't use the free form tool you fool!
All I can say is that these "creatures" should not be underestimated. Oh, just take a screenshot, errr a picture I mean. Then you can use the produced product via paint to make the correct cuts. It is a dastardly plan is it not?
I'd have to take a super zoomed picture because they are microscopic!
 

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Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
 

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semaj1337 said:
Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Man ,can you imagine if we were just a civilization of mold on a thing of jello in someones fridge? And if so, how would you feel if someone started raining SoCo on YOUR head?
 

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semaj1337 said:
Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Don't you know basic biology? Dropping alcohol in there would kill everything it came in contact with. Besides, I'm trying not to interfere with their society, It's a model of ours, and it's at the year 4783.
 

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xitel said:
semaj1337 said:
Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Man ,can you imagine if we were just a civilization of mold on a thing of jello in someones fridge? And if so, how would you feel if someone started raining SoCo on YOUR head?
Umm awesome?
The oldest thing I have in my fridge is a carton of soy milk. I found it spoiled, put it back in for someone else to find. This was two months ago.
 

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Siuss said:
xitel said:
semaj1337 said:
Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Man ,can you imagine if we were just a civilization of mold on a thing of jello in someones fridge? And if so, how would you feel if someone started raining SoCo on YOUR head?
Umm awesome?
The oldest thing I have in my fridge is a carton of soy milk. I found it spoiled, put it back in for someone else to find. This was two months ago.
Is it still there?
 

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There?s a box of corn flakes on top of my cupboard from about 2 years ago I cant actually move it its covered in some greasy stuff and stuck to the cupboard.
 

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crimson5pheonix said:
semaj1337 said:
Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Don't you know basic biology? Dropping alcohol in there would kill everything it came in contact with. Besides, I'm trying not to interfere with their society, It's a model of ours, and it's at the year 4783.
4783? Do they have lazors?
 

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Fatalis67 said:
crimson5pheonix said:
semaj1337 said:
Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Don't you know basic biology? Dropping alcohol in there would kill everything it came in contact with. Besides, I'm trying not to interfere with their society, It's a model of ours, and it's at the year 4783.
4783? Do they have lazors?
No, but they have disease and famine.
 

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Siuss said:
xitel said:
semaj1337 said:
Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Man ,can you imagine if we were just a civilization of mold on a thing of jello in someones fridge? And if so, how would you feel if someone started raining SoCo on YOUR head?
Umm awesome?
The oldest thing I have in my fridge is a carton of soy milk. I found it spoiled, put it back in for someone else to find. This was two months ago.
It helps to have someone else in the house that will actually find it. The voices in your head can't throw out spoiled milk for you.
 

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xitel said:
Siuss said:
xitel said:
semaj1337 said:
Drop a some drops of alcohol in there and watch the society tear itself apart in a drunken rage!
Man ,can you imagine if we were just a civilization of mold on a thing of jello in someones fridge? And if so, how would you feel if someone started raining SoCo on YOUR head?
Umm awesome?
The oldest thing I have in my fridge is a carton of soy milk. I found it spoiled, put it back in for someone else to find. This was two months ago.
It helps to have someone else in the house that will actually find it. The voices in your head can't throw out spoiled milk for you.
mine can! I'm telepathic!
 

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I have some canned cheese in my fridge that is over ten years old... It might be okay, but damned if I'm gonna find out...
 

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ANTI-SANTA said:
I don't know what the thing in my fridge is, I think it was a lobster... wait......... OH SHIT! Its escaped!
That's nothing. I've seen worse. besides, Cowboy Bebop already did that.
 

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I dunno but I had a cup of milk in my room for 3 months when I was 14.
 

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UbAdm said:
I dunno but I had a cup of milk in my room for 3 months when I was 14.
I eat milk like that for breakfast. Is that all you got?
 

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My old bio professor had a Mcdonalds hamburger that is over 2 years old sitting on his desk. No mold or anything, it still looks perfectly good other than being rock hard.

In my fridge idk not a whole lot prolly taco sauce thats a few months old
 

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sneakypenguin said:
My old bio professor had a Mcdonalds hamburger that is over 2 years old sitting on his desk. No mold or anything, it still looks perfectly good other than being rock hard.

In my fridge idk not a whole lot prolly taco sauce thats a few months old
Taco sauce preserves itself.
 

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*shuffles feet*

Ehrm, my fridge is a pristine temple of cleanliness.

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