"Wait...Did it just move?."--Oldest food in your fridge.

[Baonec]

Ha about 2 months before last X'mas( over a year ago I guess) I put some strawberries in milk then hid it in the back of our fridge it was only remembered about 2 weeks ago and was completely brown, my family were beyond furious and confused as to what possessed me.

 

[TheColdHeart]

We found a four and half year expired bottle of mayo in the fridge in the garage, out of curiosity I opened it which was pretty stupid as it looked bad and the bottle had blown out a bit. Words cannot begin to describe how bad the smell was but I was sick on the floor.

 

[xitel]

We found a four and half year expired bottle of mayo in the fridge in the garage, out of curiosity I opened it which was pretty stupid as it looked bad and the bottle had blown out a bit. Words cannot begin to describe how bad the smell was but I was sick on the floor.

Dude, that's why you poke a couple holes in the top and throw some baking soda on it to neutralize the smell. Then, let it ROT!

 

[Caliostro]

Well... It wasn't in the fridge, but about a year ago me, my mom and my sister were cleaning up the closet, and we found a pack of spices that expired in 1992 or something.

 

[ffxfriek]

Well... It wasn't in the fridge, but about a year ago me, my mom and my sister were cleaning up the closet, and we found a pack of spices that expired in 1992 or something.

spices are preservatives so im not sure they spoil....though i may be wrong ill double check real fast

EDIT: they don't spoil but they do go stale after 2 years and have no taste in them at that pointhttp://www.querycat.com/faq/97c0386c72b8e4b99be35cef05616698

 

[Caliostro]

Well... It wasn't in the fridge, but about a year ago me, my mom and my sister were cleaning up the closet, and we found a pack of spices that expired in 1992 or something.

spices are preservatives so im not sure they spoil....though i may be wrong ill double check real fast

EDIT: they don't spoil but they do go stale after 2 years and have no taste in them at that pointhttp://www.querycat.com/faq/97c0386c72b8e4b99be35cef05616698

Dude, these things had around 15 years at the time... Stale? They were damn near sentient.

 

[Lord Harrab]

I actually just remembered something else.

Back when we moved into the house we are currently living in, my father was working on the attic of the garage. He had a cup of coffee that he placed off to the side, in between the stairs and the wall. Well, he forgot it. A few years later, I found it. It had become a gel of some kind. I stuck a pen in it. Then, I forgot about it. No-one knows about this cup (I covered it so that it wouldn't be found). The pen was gone within 2 years. The fucking gel coffee dissolved a pen. I don't want to touch the cup (which is ceramic, so the cp won't dissolve) to dispose of it. It scares me. Plus, it's been another 4 years since it dissolved the pen. I hesitate to think of what lives in that cup

holy crap that's scary.

weapons grade coffee gel, used to take out tanks.

EDIT: the worst i had was a sandwich i found in my rucksack a week ago. the last time i went to school with it was three years ago, back in England. that sandwich is technically an illegal immigrant.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I left a banana in the fridge one time cause i planned to eat it later and i didn't want ants to crawl all over it. I eventually forgot and the thing was there for like.. 5 weeks or more till my mom found it there (i dug it deep in the fridge.) It was a thing of beauty. It was all black, and was really really try. The top of it had like mold and when you got to the the inside... WOO! It formed a texture unbeknown to n. It was in between squishy, turd soft and rock solid. It was all black, and had mold EVERYWHERE. It was the most disastrous, and most awesome mistake I have ever done.

 

[xitel]

The worst i had was a sandwich i found in my rucksack a week ago. the last time i went to school with it was three years ago, back in England. that sandwich is technically an illegal immigrant.

Wait... if it's an illegal immigrant, that would require it to be... ALIVE!? You have managed to cultivate life in your backpack!

 

[Kragey]

I actually just remembered something else.

Back when we moved into the house we are currently living in, my father was working on the attic of the garage. He had a cup of coffee that he placed off to the side, in between the stairs and the wall. Well, he forgot it. A few years later, I found it. It had become a gel of some kind. I stuck a pen in it. Then, I forgot about it. No-one knows about this cup (I covered it so that it wouldn't be found). The pen was gone within 2 years. The fucking gel coffee dissolved a pen. I don't want to touch the cup (which is ceramic, so the cp won't dissolve) to dispose of it. It scares me. Plus, it's been another 4 years since it dissolved the pen. I hesitate to think of what lives in that cup

holy crap that's scary.

weapons grade coffee gel, used to take out tanks.

EDIT: the worst i had was a sandwich i found in my rucksack a week ago. the last time i went to school with it was three years ago, back in England. that sandwich is technically an illegal immigrant.

Those are both the nastiest things I've ever heard.

Coffee is a breeding ground for mold. I have OCD, so I have rituals, and one of my rituals involves cleaning out my coffee pot after each use. But I guess my mother didn't know this and figured I just cleaned everything when I had my coffee (instead of when I went to put things away), and she just stuck the coffee pot back in my armoire. After a few days, I noticed my room smelt of coffee, and a few days after THAT, I went to make coffee, and...UGH. Green mold floating on the bit of coffee left in the pot, and the coffee grounds were full of white mold. I ran hot water through that thing so many times...

Oh, and my best friend, her stepfather used to leave cups and cans of beer all around the room, and they'd mold over. There were dozens and dozens of moldy cups EVERYWHERE. I found it disturbingly fascinating.

 

[Kabutos]

We've all seen when someone mixes water and oil with a little food coloring right? Well about 8 years ago I decided that was awesome and started mixing random stuff in my kitchen. I'm talking water, egg yolk, black pepper, milk, lemon juice, vamilla extract, baking soda, oil, blue food coloring, apple juice and other miscellaneous items. It freaked my mom out, so she decided to put some Clingwrap over it and stuff in waaaaaaay in the back of the fridge (Mind you our fridge is quite large) and promptly forgot about it. Well, last week she found it again and the blue mix of stuff had crusted around the inside of the cup and the liquid had turned solid. Like silicon.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I dunno, I tend to eat almost all the food in my fridge pretty fast. So probably a bottle of HP Brown Sauce ?, (nothing like a little product placement) because I bought a bottle of Barbecue sauce when I was half way through it, and used that instead.

 

[Hevoo]

Hmmm Frozen Chicken, like 2 years old. Its Frozen so its not going to go bad or anything for a long time.

I have eaten meat that was few years in the Freezer, nothing wrong with it and I'm still alive, never got sick.

 

[SnowCold]

Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.

That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.

That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

give them that headache pill that disolves in water, they may start a nuclear war!

 

[Galletea]

We found dozens of bottles of home made wine that had been in a cupboard for nearly 15 years. They seemed to be half liquid, half sediment. We strained and tried a couple, it wasn't a good idea in hindsight.

 

[wewontdie11]

A bit unusual in my household for alcohol to go untouched, but I had a couple bottles of horrible Eastern European beer in there for nearly 2 years. They didn't even get drunk.

 

[Sennz0r]

A jiggly understatement.

Did it have a religion yet?

Not only that, but it had strong convictions against religion. There were militant atheists! I'm using it as a model on humanity. 2079 is going to be ugly by the way.

Are there factions? Organized governments? Protesters? It's not accurate otherwise. Besides, everyone knows the world will end in 2012.

Of course it has all of that. And the world will live on after 2012. It'll just look like Fallout 3, if the Jello is to be believed.

You sniffed it didn't you.

 

[SnowCold]

I actually just remembered something else.

Back when we moved into the house we are currently living in, my father was working on the attic of the garage. He had a cup of coffee that he placed off to the side, in between the stairs and the wall. Well, he forgot it. A few years later, I found it. It had become a gel of some kind. I stuck a pen in it. Then, I forgot about it. No-one knows about this cup (I covered it so that it wouldn't be found). The pen was gone within 2 years. The fucking gel coffee dissolved a pen. I don't want to touch the cup (which is ceramic, so the cup won't dissolve) to dispose of it. It scares me. Plus, it's been another 4 years since it dissolved the pen. I hesitate to think of what lives in that cup

mayby it has the same species on crimson5pheonix's jello!

 

[Hookman]

I have a moldy piece of cheese in my fridge which I've kept in there for at least 1 year.
I call it Kevin.

 

[ffxfriek]

Is the fish prophetic? No? Then it's nothing compared to my Jello! But seriously, 14 year old fish? It's gone, don't eat it. It will make you hallucinate in a bad way.

Oh, I have heard strange voices in the middle of the night. It keeps telling me to do things... bad things.

That's a scary bit of fish, frozen or preserved in any way?

I think it is in the freezer actually, I'm too scared at the moment to check.

That's funny, the Jello population that believes I exist wish for me to smite those who don't think I exist.

give them that headache pill that disolves in water, they may start a nuclear war!

what did they ever do to deserve that? would you like it if they started a nuclear war with you? think about it