War on the Internet, Choose Your Role!

[Random Fella]

I hope they all go nuke each other to hell.
Because the only army i'd join would be the self thinking, atheist, quality media reich.
Well I'll just start it myself then. I'll be the Führer!
And here is my first speech:

Anime ist die Ursache allen Übels.
Nur mit gut geschrieben, schweren Medien erweitern Sie Ihren Geist.
Ich bin kein Rassist! Alle müssen sich vor uns beugen!
Das Reich über alles!

I want to join you, my Führer

We're very strict about things. So on account of your avatar you'll be soon put on a train.

To become the general of the army in France
Right?

 

[Oly J]

front-line fighter seems more like me, as for my alegience, while my loyalty to the Escapist Army would be unquestionable, I would not fight the Tear of Aerith....I would fight any of the others, but fighting Gaming's Roar would leave a bad taste in my mouth, frankly as long as I can get a crack at the media union I'm happy

 

[bigfatcarp93]

Eh... I think I'll wait and see who takes the upper hand, then jump the bandwagon like the snake I am.

 

[Rastien]

The sounds of war ring out across the internet...

Due to an unexplainable event, various factions have sprung up across the Internet with the intent of destroying the others

The groups are:

The Meme Alliance- Made up of Memebase/9gag users

Tear of Aerith- JRPG/Anime fans

Gaming's Roar- IGN/Gamebomb/Screwattack community

The Minority Obsessors- An uber fandom/grammar nazi coalition

The Media Union- Reddit/Tumblr/Facebook addicts


As the Escapist army, we manage to contain elements of each group. Now cast into the army, what is YOUR role in the effort? Espionage, front line fighter, anything at all!

Gather quickly; dark times are ahead...

I take umbridge with your 9gag meme allience! since day 1 9fags been ripping off 4chan and other sources stuff since the word go >:C.

I'm starting the Rebel 4chan army!.

 

[lRookiel]

I'm on the side that kicks your ass!

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I'll probably be with Tear of Aerith as... I dunno, reconnaisance or something?

 

[The Rainmaker]

Where is 4chan, if I'm gonna be in a war I want to win. I think they'd be the funniest to side with anyway.

 

[Blunderboy]

Does this answer your question?

Spoiler: My name is Blunderboy, I used to be a spy...

 

[Fijiman]

I'm personally going to sit back with popcorn machine next to me and watch the fireworks fly. Anyone want to join me?

 

[Daverson]

Is "Arms Merchant" a valid role? Honestly, I don't particularly care for any of these factions, and giving them the means to destroy each other seems like a winner to me! =p

Failing that, I'll just sit on the sidelines, slowly shaking my head and sighing.

 

[IoAuer]

My name is project 2501 industrial espionage and intelligence manipulation. if been on every and none of your sides since the beginning of the WWW. Where do i sign up?

 

[Scarim Coral]

No pony group?

Fine, out of those groups I would choose either the Escapist army or Tear of Aerith. I leaning toward the Escapist depending how much JRPG there is in Tear of Aerith.

 

[Worgen]

I would become a member of the herd and love and tolerate the shit out of everyone.

 

[Old Father Eternity]

Would depend on the mindset on any given situation.
Either sitting on the side shaking my head saying *oh you stupid apes*
Sit on the side laughing my arse off, occasionally throwing supplies to the morons ( a'la Mr.Carlin meets Lord of War )
Or if by some odd chance you have managed to piss me off, indiscriminatingly slicing my way through all.

And why yes, not all is "right" up there.


@2501 The original version or after merger

 

[SkullKing84]

Assassin/Saboteur of the Escapist army. I will bombard our enemies with well placed memes and facebook "like" them to death. Ensue further mistrust amongst our enemies as we build an alliance with the rebellious assassin/mercenary group Anonymous.

 

[somonels]

The Minority Obsessors as it seems like the least retarded of the choices.
Do? I won't do anything, I'll be too busy obsessing.

 

[Palademon]

I'd either be Tear of Aerith or The Minority Obessors

I probably have much different anime opinion than most people, and I only like most JRPGs out of concept alone instead of gameplay.

I pretty much heavily dislike all the other groups.

I have a feeling The Media Union would all be too busy haitng eahcother to be productive. With Tumblr hating Facebook, Facbeook not knowing who Reddit is, and Reddit hating both of them.

 

[Torrasque]

Despite my ocassional love for memes, there is no army I would join up with. I stay neutral and I hide in my bunker. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Internet-Bunker]

I'm with you, can I hang out in your bunker?
I enjoy memes like any normal denizen of the internet, but loathe 9gag. I enjoy several JRPGs and love anime, but most anime fans consider Naruto and Bleach good animes... /puke. IGN is alright but can be very annoying at times, I don't know enough about Gamebomb and Screwattack /shrug. I am not an uber fan of anything really (compared to some recognized uber fans that is) and I am hardly a grammar nazi. I am not an addict of any of those media thingies.

So to the bunker we go!
I'll bring my N64!

 

[Dfskelleton]

I would fall under the "Grammar Nazi" coalition, but I hate uber-fans with a firey passion, so that's a definite "NO".
Can I be a mercenary instead? I guess that could work.
Or I could just make millions off of internet weapon contracts.

 

[Captain Anon]

former-captain of both the The Meme Alliance and Tear of Aerith and has been for 10 years on each side, feared for being in and out assassination expert (gives the trolls something to think about and planting enough C4 in and around the target's base to blow it to kingdom come after hit is complete making me classed as a master saboteur. I have been offered the ranks of general and commander countless times but i have refused them all because i couldn't do missions then ,got throw out on both side when bad anime and bad memes started popping up everywhere and i refused to choose sides (didn't want to be caught in the crossfire anyway) so i left and now i'm a merc doing all kinds of jobs working for anyone who enough money to hire me and for those who are looking to hire me you need to say to someone in a bar "i want to see "the captain".