Ways to mess with people.

[Darth Pope]

No matter who you are people enjoy screwing with other peoples heads. Let's hear some tales of making other people question their grip on reality.

My personal favorite is standing in the middle of a crowded area (indoors is best) and stare very intently upwards. It works even better with a friend who tries to look really interested.

 

[Rascarin]

Pulling out a flip-knife in public and pulling it across your bare skin. People really freak out when you do that.

In retrospect, I can't remember why I did that...

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Stare directly ahead in an area that people will notice you. When they make eye contact, lick your lips very very slowly while maintaining that eye contact. That will mess them up.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

Smoke bombs in crowded areas

 

[Captain Pancake]

start a religion thread.

 

[BakaMick]

What I like to do is go on a night out with my friends and take a carrot with you, THATS RIGHT I SAID A CARROT. Get you friend to the point where he/she is being sick, and while they are being sick rub their back, as you are doing this slowly bring the carrot over their shoulder, during being sick people close their eyes, as your friend does this drop it over his/her shuolder and wait for the look on their face.

By the way, if you can get the same friend mmore than once, they will go to the doctors, belive me it's hilarious!

 

[quiet_samurai]

Point up into the sky and say "Look at all those dead birds!"

People will look up.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Start a religion thread.

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[Motiv_]

Start having a convulsion in the middle of a crowded area. Vomit helps.

Also,

stand in the middle of a crowded area (indoors is best) and stare very intently upwards. It works even better with a friend who tries to look really interested.

This.

 

[cthulhu257]

Go to a store, buy a bottle of KY jelly, and stand there holding it, looking contemplative. Yes, I read XKCD.

 

[XJ-0461]

Just blurt out "Hey, look at that." People will be confused and/or scared.

 

[Biek]

If someone is walking behind you, stop and pretend your stepping over an invisible wire. With a little luck the person will stop where you did it and look around for a tripwire.

 

[Kinguendo]

When someone asks a serious question that they want an answer to, just reply with "I'LL tell you..." and then turn around and walk away.

Also, locking peoples threads without an explination. o.o

 

[Xvito]

If you see someone sitting on a bench, then sit down on the opposite side of the bench. Then start moving towards that person inch by inch. It's hilarious!

--Xvito, keeping it excellent.

 

[APPCRASH]

I usually give people wrong directions.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Grin your widest, most insincere grin, and slowly tilt your head to one side, as far as it can go.

 

[Fumbles]

This is called the foil man trick.
THIS CAN BE DANGEROUS, I do not encourage anyone to do this

Get 4 + friends, and alot of tin foil( I mean alot), and wrap each other in tin foil,and unwrap one friend and put the tin foil together (to make a fake "Tin man" and choose a road with a small traffic of cars. When a car approaches walk in sight of the car, just to kinda piss them off. Now 20+ feet have one tin man hold the fake one and as the car drives by throw the fake tin man at the car so that they hit it.
I promise they will freak the shit out.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

During class, stare at a friend with a look of mock anger. Stare until he stares back. After ten or fifteen seconds, slowly lick your lips, mock anger intact.

 

[Rickyvantof]

Cover the uhm 'opening' of a toilet with Saran Wrap in such a way that you can't notice it. Wait till someone takes a crap on said toilet and, although messy and disgusting, the situation will be hilarious.