Ways to mess with people.

[Wadders]

Cant give you any from personal experience, as I'm not self confident enough to make an ass of myself on purpose

A "mate" of mine had a really creepy ability to randomly vomit in public. If that wasn't weird enough, it was often strange colors, like blue and red :S Fuck knows what he had been eating...

He also slashed a classmate with a pencil sharpener blade once, but thats another story...

 

[DazZ.]

Turning all the clocks forward afew hours when they have to get up early for work or anything important. Alot of effort if you have alot of computers ect but well funny.

The old screenshot desktops a goodun.

If your still in school, slightly unplugging someones mouse is funny once or twice.

oooo pressing "alt + shift + print screen" on a windows machine makes it go into high contrast mode. Funny at school where most Teachers dont know about it either and just blame the pupils computer you did it on.

Im in computer mode right now so can only think of computery ways to mess with people
+ I miss school.
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Edit: Dont really think these are messing with people but...

A "mate" of mine had a really creepy ability to randomly vomit in public.

I can do that, ive also taught others howto. If you can fake a burp by like breathing air into your stomache, (Not explained very well but its commen, sure you know what I mean) then you just burp it out but keep pushin. Usually your sick within 5/10 seconds of pushin.

I can also fart with my eye. I have no fucking idea how to explain how I do this, and never met anyone else who can, nor have I been able to teach it. Kinda pull the eyelids out and trap air in then push it out it makes a farty noise. Dunno how I found that out and ive worked out how to do high pitch/low pitch aswell

God I feel like a kid right now.

 

[CoverYourHead]

In a public area just look up, and keep looking up. People will gather and look up. It's great.

 

[NotAPie]

Point up into the sky and say "Look at all those dead birds!"

People will look up.

I'm going to tell my little sister to do that on the fourth of july.

 

[wewontdie11]

The master at work. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E6fTEgAcbA&NR=1]

 

[j0z]

In a public place, just walk around talking about random things, to noone. Or just walk up to random people and say something completely off the wall, like " I like cookies " or " The voices told me to talk to you " when enough people are staring at you, yell "You all are just jealous the Voices talk to ME!"

 

[UberMore]

A good thing to do if you can pull it off is to stare intensly into the distance so other people will turn and look aswell, then move really close upto them so that when they turn round
HELLO!!!

Or, when they're turned away, move off to a different angle to them and try and sneak round to the area you were staring at, so that when they turn to search for you, and see you there, you can claim you've teleported or something equally odd

 

[z121231211]

While driving, signal someone to pull over then keep driving when they do.

George Carlin FTW.

 

[Lexodus]

REM. I am a lucid dreamer and can do it whilst awake.

 

[SamuelT]

When someone's driving really close behind you, use the break. But very gently, so that the warning-lights go on. People will hit the brake as hard as possible.

Or pointing and saying "I just ate that sandwich"

 

[Mozared]

I can also fart with my eye. I have no fucking idea how to explain how I do this, and never met anyone else who can, nor have I been able to teach it. Kinda pull the eyelids out and trap air in then push it out it makes a farty noise. Dunno how I found that out and ive worked out how to do high pitch/low pitch aswell

You're partly a soulmate of mine. I can clap my hands in a really specific way; I hold my palm facing up to the sky, then jam it forward so my fingers 'clap' against my palm. If I do this with two hands at a time and add in a particular way of walking, I look kind of like a lobster. Doing this at random moments can mess with people as well.

 

[kawligia]

Get on their computer and make an image of their desktop with all their icons in place. Then set that image as their desktop and delete or move all their icons.

 

[Hazy]

Yell Bomb in Public
Dance in the middle of a street. Preferably the Chicken Dance.

 

[Dottie]

Go commando in a crowded area...............on second thought that wont make em frustrated,just amazed and confused.......nevermind me....

Lol I C what you did there.

 

[nokelso]

Standing by yourself, saying "Stop it!" and batting away at air, like you're hitting someone to stop touching you.

Go to a store and carry around a kitchen knife, bags of ice and plastic garbage bags. Works better if you have someone with you that looks stressed/paranoid.

When someone asks a serious question that they want to, just reply with "I'LL tell you..." and then turn around and walk away.

I do that all the time to teachers. No wonder they didn't like me!

 

[the1ultimate]

Don't add any inflection at the end of your sentences, implying that you will say something any moment and creating awkward silences.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with prophesy".
Reply to anything anyone else says with "That's what you think."
Signal a conversation is over by clapping your hands over your ears and running away.

 

[Emperorpeng]

My friends and I only do this to each other, but we walk up behind someone, very quietly, get as close as we can and whisper "Can I be the big spoon?". Works best when using a deep voice.

 

[Spectre39]

I suppose that this is more of a real life thread, but I found a way to mess with people in WoW. Pretty simple, all you have to do is find a box or something to hide behind in a crowded city and type "/e picks your pocket for 1 gold 45 silver." If you put in believable increments of money the more likely they'll fall for it.

 

[dmase]

When your at someone else's house at a party go into the rooms that they say not to enter, probably their parent's bedroom, and throw opened condoms around used if your prefer but make it so its not obvious whether you did "anything" with them. They won't know whether or not to pick them up if they even go into that room before their parents get home.

 

[Shapsters]

Get on their computer and make an image of their desktop with all their icons in place. Then set that image as their desktop and delete or move all their icons.

Now that is creative!! What a fantastic idea, I have to do that to my mother, she will go crazy!