Ways to mess with people.

[DarkSplinter82]

As a Security Guard at a very boring location...the amounts of ways I have messed with people I cant even remember them all.

When theres hoodlums afoot either biking or skateboarding in the parking lot best thing to do sneak up on them and be like HEY WHATS UP...scares the shit out of em.

Another thing I have done is ill get in my car speed up towards them stop and get out they usually look scared shitless then im just hey guys cant do that on parking lot and then speed off.

There is just to many fun things to do as a Security Guard.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I'm still surprised nobody posted this yet:

 

[titanium turtle]

go "BEWARE THE FLYING FROG FLINGING FLUBOJIMAJIDGE RUN FOR YOUR LIVE PEOPLE CAN NO ONE SEE THE CHEESE MONKEY AAAARAGARGARAGRARGRRGRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(then you start flailing around on the floor, vomit or urinate at this point if you feel you need to) pick up a wheelie bin and throw it in a river and jump on it for use as a raft, then say"WE MUST FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" get out and run towards a coffee shop, smash the coffe cups on your hea and run back to where you started, if that doesn't leave a trail of horrified confusion everywhere, then you will be put in an asylum, but I defy anyone to not be freaked out if they seen this, I mean I would be

(p.s this is one of my randomness posts)

 

[lack of self CTRL]

i got a good one but it only works probs 1/day
text either a family member or a really close friend & just say "its okay, I'm safe" then turn your phone off for ages.
better if you call them & then in the middle of talking have someone burst a paper bag full of air & then stop talking so it sounds like you've been shot...
that seriously freaks ppl out

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Pulling out a flip-knife in public and pulling it across your bare skin. People really freak out when you do that.

In retrospect, I can't remember why I did that...

Improvement: Get out a secretly BLUNT switchblade and cause yourself multiple non-existent injuries in public.

 

[Aunel]

this one requires some guts and some equipment, I will never do it, but it just came to mind, and it seems awesome.

get some friends that play guitar, bass, vocals and drums, and set all the amps and the drum kit up somewhere crowded, where a lot of people are and start playing non-mainstream music, like Metallica, Iron Maiden etc etc, and see how many people are going to flee, and how many are going to stay.

 

[Beltom]

Not sure if anyone else can do this but I have a lazy eye, which means when I focus my eyes with my glasses off the one eye goes towards the centre, like i'm cross-eyed in one eye. However, it looks completely normal when I don't focus my eyes, so I can freak people out by focusing and unfocusing my eyes over and over, making my one eye go left, right, left, right. I've won many a staring contest with that trick.

 

[P1E GUY]

get access to one of your friend's computers, go to the desktop, then create a new file called "HOT GAY PORN" or whatever you want that you think would bring offence to your friend. take all the icons off his desktop and put them in the folder, then take a screenshot. find the screenshot then set it as the desktop background, then move all the files out of the "HOT GAY PORN" folder and arrange them on the desktop like they were before. When your friend returns (hopefully after you're gone) he will find that he has a folder on his desktop that he can't remove or delete called "HOT GAY PORN".

 

[IntoxicatedKnight]

Touch yourself, roll your eyes back so they're showing the whites and moan.

 

[ae86gamer]

Giving a random stranger a high five, and telling them "I just gave you cancer" right afterwards.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Sing this to them:

 

[I am Justice]

Temporary paralysis is a highly effective method for scaring people.

 

[GamerPhate]

i got a good one but it only works probs 1/day
text either a family member or a really close friend & just say "its okay, I'm safe" then turn your phone off for ages.
better if you call them & then in the middle of talking have someone burst a paper bag full of air & then stop talking so it sounds like you've been shot...
that seriously freaks ppl out

LOLZ I actually did something like that to a ex of mine years ago, she wasn't a keeper for sure, and I was an early teen I guess. But my friend called her and was like uhh hes locked himself in the bathroom and wont come out. Oh whats that hes saying something....(lights a firework..BOOM) omg .. ill have to call you back .... the crazy thing was someone with a very similar name was admitted to the hospital that day for a gunshot wound, lolz. She felt bad for a long time until I came clean about it, but meh it felt good (she deserved it trust me..)

 

[T-Bone24]

If you're in a pub, and someone leaves their phone on the table when they nip off for a piss, take their phone, then text everyone on their contact list with "I know your secret can't talk now call me back".

Or, text their dad and say "In the bath, thinking of you xxx"

Jimmy Carr FTW

 

[DigitalSushi]

I put a picture of Robbie Williams on the toilet in Jason Donavans house.
His management requested I never come back to work in his house.

The big jessy.

When I lived with my ex she used to bang on about her expensive TV, so on a day off I took the casing off and turned it upside down, so the TV looked normal switched off, but switched on and the picture was upside down. She went mad.

I also started to worship the plants, when she stated I was leaving out a plant I made a suicide note and hanged him at the front door.

I did other things, then she dumped me for being insane, stupid *****, I had loads for stuff planned.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I was once having a conversation with my aunt while she was putting groceries away. As she turned her back to me and continued talking, my cousin walked passed and we traded places. When my aunt turned around she was shocked to see my cousin there instead of me. When she asked if I was there, my cousin replied no and that he only just sat down at the bench

 

[Earth2Me]

Also i love to mess with people in shops by giving them advice and when they ask me if I work there (they always do) just looking completely deadpan and going "Oh I don't work here Im just stalking the cashier"

I love this!

Here are some aviation ones that my friends and I have done: The airport has a black box near the runway, usually in the grassy area. This shoots out a laser and estimates the current visibility for pilots (the visibility is 3 miles, 10 miles, etc). Run out in front of it on a clear day. For a brief second, the visibility will drop to zero!

Additionally, when I was doing charter flying I commonly flew small planes with the clients right up front. When certain lights go off in the cockpit, its fun to tell them they are indicating bogus information. One memorable incident involved a client that asked me what a blinking yellow light meant; without missing a beat, I turned to her and said, "That means the left wing just fell off." Hilarity and chaos ensued.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

A quick and easy way to mess with people is to mess with their computer mouse. If they have a laser mouse then put a piece of tape over the laser. Obviously, the tape can't be clear because then nothing happens. If done correctly it can provide a couple of laughs.

Also, switching peoples keys is funny. N and M work the best in my opinion.

 

[Sevre]

Put a picture of Mickey Rooney as the wallpaper on someone's desktop and turn off the monitor. They will freak out. Especially if it is this one

Spoiler

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'm still surprised nobody posted this yet:

Haha. "ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYS!?"