Walking infront of people and when they try to pass make sure to keep walking righ in front of them.
Ways to mess with people.
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And allso if you and a friend are walking towards people that are walking towards you say pretend to be talking about masturbating while taking a dump JUST as you pass them.
If you have a roommate this works best when they're sleeping or away rearrange the whole house move all the furniture plates everything when they get home or wake up they'll freak out also when talking to people don't look at them look away from them but still talk to them it throws people off
we did alot for muck up day (last day of school)
one of the things we did was got 20 alarm clocks and hid them in a teachers class and set them to go off 5 minutes from each other ... people in the class at the time said she was looking for the last one ( which was hidden in one of the roof tiles ) the whole day
another one was at the end of break the whole of our year had tones of water balloons waited for them all to get into class found a classroom with the most windows then through the water balloons through the window
the best one i heard wasnt from our school but another one:
some guy got 3 sheep from his farm and numbered them 1 2 and 4 the school spent 4 weeks searching for the non existant number 3 sheep... although when the found out who the sheep belonged to the guy got into deep shit from the police and had to pay for damages
another one we did was in our 6th year common room we used to smuggle in some drink and use one of the loose roof tiles to hide them but one day we nearly got caught when a teacher looked in not realising we were drinking we all manged to hide them and look captivated by our card game and now drinking our bottles of irn bru that when he came back the amount of confusion on his face was hilarious
oh nearly forgot another one for muck up day the drivers in our year parked so close around another teacher at lunch that she couldnt get out
one of the things we did was got 20 alarm clocks and hid them in a teachers class and set them to go off 5 minutes from each other ... people in the class at the time said she was looking for the last one ( which was hidden in one of the roof tiles ) the whole day
another one was at the end of break the whole of our year had tones of water balloons waited for them all to get into class found a classroom with the most windows then through the water balloons through the window
the best one i heard wasnt from our school but another one:
some guy got 3 sheep from his farm and numbered them 1 2 and 4 the school spent 4 weeks searching for the non existant number 3 sheep... although when the found out who the sheep belonged to the guy got into deep shit from the police and had to pay for damages
another one we did was in our 6th year common room we used to smuggle in some drink and use one of the loose roof tiles to hide them but one day we nearly got caught when a teacher looked in not realising we were drinking we all manged to hide them and look captivated by our card game and now drinking our bottles of irn bru that when he came back the amount of confusion on his face was hilarious
oh nearly forgot another one for muck up day the drivers in our year parked so close around another teacher at lunch that she couldnt get out
I messed with a boy (about 4 years old) yesterday....i have a cut sinew in my right hand (not sure if this is the right expression but i think you all know what i mean) and a lot of cotton sticking out of the cast. So he sits next to me on the buss...looks up to me and asks what's wrong with my hand, so i explained what happened and tell him that the biggest downside of the cast is that i can't shave my hand and my fur is starting to get so long that it comes out everywhere....after wich he made a face kinda like this " :-O "....then i made the mistake of touching his hand with the cotton (just as a joke) wich caused him to go completely apeshit and dart of to his mom....in retrospect i feel kinda bad yes^^
I like talking to someone in a russian accent (im english and quite well spoken) and thenchanging mid scentance, OR if your talking to two people talk to one in one accent, and the other in the other.
The possibilities are endless, it all depends on the accent & how convincing you can be.
The possibilities are endless, it all depends on the accent & how convincing you can be.
Just randomly start having a full conversation with yourself, you will get the strangest looks ever. It is even more hilarious when someone asks who you're talking to and you say "No one" as if that should have been obvious. The look is priceless. I have to try saying "The voices" and see the reaction.
Go to a Baseball game with a hockey stick.
And one of my favorites although be fair warned, you risk injury. Go to a sports game when two huge rivals are playing (Montreal and Toronto/Boston for hockey fans) and wear the home team's jersey on top and the rival's jersery underneath. Now every time the rival scores, take off the home team jersey and sit on it. Put it back on if the Home team scores or only if they're winning and keep on switching. You will piss off a LOT of people.
Edit: Forgot one I did to my step brother. I convinced him losing to me in Halo was fun by telling him my goal was to kill him twenty five times in a row (wanted a Un-friggin-believable) and he actually bought it.
Go to a Baseball game with a hockey stick.
And one of my favorites although be fair warned, you risk injury. Go to a sports game when two huge rivals are playing (Montreal and Toronto/Boston for hockey fans) and wear the home team's jersey on top and the rival's jersery underneath. Now every time the rival scores, take off the home team jersey and sit on it. Put it back on if the Home team scores or only if they're winning and keep on switching. You will piss off a LOT of people.
Edit: Forgot one I did to my step brother. I convinced him losing to me in Halo was fun by telling him my goal was to kill him twenty five times in a row (wanted a Un-friggin-believable) and he actually bought it.
Just do the followingjedstopher said:
Right click --> Highlight "Arrange Desktop Icons" --> Click on "Show Desktop Icons" so the check mark is removed. This will hide them all.
Or be a real ass and place some of the actual icons over the pictures so some work while others won't for obvious reasons.