WBC to picket funeral of Ronnie James Dio

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Wildrow12

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I am convinced that Phelps really doesn't believe a word that comes out of his own mouth. He and his brood of vipers simply enjoy causing pain to others.

God help me, but I doubt that could restrain myself from unleashing the hurt on Freddie-boy, the next time we meet.
 

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That made me sick to the stomach just reading it.I honestly cannot believe the level of ignorance being uttered by these fools.It's just pathetic :(
 

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What!?

Oh my, don't you dare tainting the memory of heavy metal's greatest icon! I shall be furious!

Seriously, how would they react if I showed up at one of their funerals bringing such an unworthy and untrue message? They would flip out, bunch of hypocrites.
 

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I am so fucking glad people like that don't have any real sway here in the UK. If I was in the USA I would probably try a 4chan-style raid on the WBC, complete with rainbow flags and 'Horns of Rock'. And probably try and hire a sniper to take out the boss guy there, whatever his name was. The head twat, basically. Seriously.

As for the Dio thing, no-one deserves to have their funeral picketed by a bunch of hate-mongering backward-looking Family-Guy-baiting religiously-intolerant bigoted idiots. And Ronnie James Dio least of all. He was awesome, he will be missed dearly, and the WBC are retarded.
 

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Can someone just hang them or something. Burned at the stake is good. Everybody likes a good roasting.

But seriously, can we get the funeral procession an armed escort to keep these "humans" away?
 

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I think it would be funny if they all died at once, and they tried to get into heaven and god was like:
"Are you serious? After all the dumb shit you supposedly committed in my name? You idiots think you're getting in here? Hell no, which is where you dummies are going."

*God pulls the lever on the cartoon like trap door*
 

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simply put, fuck these guys. Fuck every member of their church, and fuck every member of their family. Everything they do is both an insult to their "faith" and insult to the families whose grieving they interrupt. All they've succeeding in doing is drawing attention to themselves and pushing people away from the faith they claim to endorse.

Seriously though, what in the fuck are they hoping to accomplish?
 

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I can only imagine that they go back to their church, undo their hair and sit down and just start laughing. I mean. C'mon. There is no f*cking way they aren't just the greatest RL trolls to have ever existed. If Fred Phelps says on his death bed "I did it for the lulz." I am joining the WBC right then.
 

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TraderJimmy said:
They'll keep doing this as long as they get a media reaction. They're like an IRL 4chan.
4chan raids and trolls Westboro frequently.

But yeah, These people sicken me. Has anyone else seen the Louis Theroux Special where he spent like a week with them? It's even worse within their own community, twisted sick individuals who should honestly be shot.
 

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I sense the moment any one of those WBC bites the dust, Anonymous or someone similar is going to have a field day organising the party hats for that funeral.I've seen interviews with the woman who is the leader and also mother, aunt AND sister to every member of that family/cult/clusterfuck, and she's absolutely batshit crazy and doesn't try to hide it, and her family tree probably has mobieus strips in it, just to try to make sense of the inbreeding going on. (I'm not being rude for the sake of it, I believe there's about 90 of them and they're nearly all related to Queen batshit crazy herself.) Which makes me wonder who did her in the first place as, misquoted the great Charlie Brooker I think, 'why would anyone want to, it'd be like sticking your dick in a whirling vortex of hate'.

My favourite comeback so far was in California I think however, when it got around they'd be protesting ( not a funeral, just lining the roads with signs. Someone saw it starting, twittered it, and arranged for a horde of people to show up with their own signs, vastly outnumbering them, and all the signs have stupid slogans and internet memes on, making the whole protest look slightly more ridiculous and at least inoffensive.

It's still my favourite way to battle idiots, ridicule.

I don't support the draw Mohammed thing, as it offends most muslims, not just the extremists, but anything ripping it out of terrorists is fair game.
 

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Yes, Ronnie James Padova (NOT DIO) is currently residing in hell.
And he's undoubtedly making the devil and all his minions to sit up straight, shape up, or ship out.

But seriously, the WBC are a bunch of fuckwits.
 

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It seems I am preaching to the choir to express my blind rage here, and those inbred morons won't listen to reason, so I suppose I will just drink my hatred away. Now, where is my 40 of pain go bye bye juice and my Children of Bodom c.d.?
 

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The members of WBC would probably protest their own funerals if they could. That church really needs to re-examine itself, as they utterly fail by their own standard.
 

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Fred Phelps is 80. So, just enough time to get a whole bunch of people organised and picket his upcoming funeral, eh?
 

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I notice that the scum of humanity make reference to a "pentagon necklace". I assume they mean pentagram and as far as I remember nobody in Black Sabbath, Rainbow, Elf or Dio ever wore a pentagram with two points pointing up and one down. That's the satanic one chaps.

[sub]"Bring me my warhammer serf! I need to go beat some uncouth heathens[/sub]
 

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TraderJimmy said:
They'll keep doing this as long as they get a media reaction. They're like an IRL 4chan.
Believe it or not I don't even think 4chan (in which you mean /b/) is this troll worthy. I wish they would leave my poor religion alone :( We are having enough problems as it is without even more hate mongers.

Dio For life!

And also, they are going to pick on his name !?!? Almost like 70% of names in English speaking countries have some origin in Christian/Judeo Religion. For instance, my name is also the name of the Leader of the angelic army, but I am sure my parents were not thinking of this when they named me...
 

Zing

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SenseOfTumour said:
I sense the moment any one of those WBC bites the dust, Anonymous or someone similar is going to have a field day organising the party hats for that funeral.I've seen interviews with the woman who is the leader and also mother, aunt AND sister to every member of that family/cult/clusterfuck, and she's absolutely batshit crazy and doesn't try to hide it, and her family tree probably has mobieus strips in it, just to try to make sense of the inbreeding going on. (I'm not being rude for the sake of it, I believe there's about 90 of them and they're nearly all related to Queen batshit crazy herself.) Which makes me wonder who did her in the first place as, misquoted the great Charlie Brooker I think, 'why would anyone want to, it'd be like sticking your dick in a whirling vortex of hate'.

My favourite comeback so far was in California I think however, when it got around they'd be protesting ( not a funeral, just lining the roads with signs. Someone saw it starting, twittered it, and arranged for a horde of people to show up with their own signs, vastly outnumbering them, and all the signs have stupid slogans and internet memes on, making the whole protest look slightly more ridiculous and at least inoffensive.

It's still my favourite way to battle idiots, ridicule.

I don't support the draw Mohammed thing, as it offends most muslims, not just the extremists, but anything ripping it out of terrorists is fair game.
"God hates bigoted 13th Century dickheads"

If there were such a place, I'd say Westboro members(or leaders) have more chance of going to hell then guys who sing in a metal band..

Going to be a complete nerd here, in the words of Yoda: Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
 

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http://www.godhateseveryoneexceptforus.com/

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

Infinitely more hateful than the WBC comes...

THE EASTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH. HARK AND REPENT FOR THE END IS NIGH
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Guess what, guys? They're picketing my high school graduation on Sunday!

This funeral, though, is far more important than my graduation. Dio must not be disturbed!