We all need our guy time, right?

[Shanannara]

Yah! I love my guy time! It's always very sexually oriented and often involves good food, fine wine and sweet words =3.

But serious tho, I'd like some girl-time, yeah. With friends. That are girls. But I have only 1 friend that is a girl. So i tend to get sucked into the guy-night thing... Which I don't enjoy as much cause it's just like you describe it. Video games, greasy food and manlyness >>. Guh, sometimes I really wish one of them was transgendered (for selfish reasons...). Having someone that actually WANTS to try on my clothes would be awesome! XD or gay, cause some gays are sooo cute =3

I know exactly what you mean. I haven't seen any of my girl friends since university and I really miss all the nights out and bitching sessions and all the rest of it.

OT I've ended up sitting in on a couple of Bro sessions. Funny as fuck. Men being are manly are just really cute haha.

 

[Regiment]

My guy friends and I get together every so often to do MANLY THINGS like SHOOT GUNS and GET INTO FIGHTS and other things we can do in video games between playing trading card games.

 

[Estocavio]

I dont see the point (for me).

 

[person427]

Does playing WoW or D&D with all guys count?

 

[-Samurai-]

Every other Thursday. Beer, video games, fast food, sometimes cookouts and bonfires.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

I spent the night at one of my friend's houses just a couple of days ago actually. There was four of us gaming, eating, and having a great time. Albeit, our "bro nights", as you put it, aren't all that manly, as most of the night consists of us playing "gay chicken," a game in which one person makes a homosexual pass at another, who then retaliates, going back and forth until one of the players breaks. It's very stupid, but also surprisingly fun...

You, sir, just gained my respect. Best game ever. Now I seriously want to see that in real life...

AAAARGH
But sure, we all need a bit of time apart with members of our own gender. Women get to eat chocolate, try one each others clothes and watch weepy films, whereas men get drunk, fight and watch Rambo!

Don't peg all of us the same, hon. As much as I loves my chocolate, my 'girls nights' involve drinking, fighting and violent films. Gotta love hanging out with lesbians.

Oh yeah, I'm just riffing on stereotypes. My parties are typically a mix of both sexes.

Basically, it doesn't matter what gender you are at my parties, because my friend Bradán will have sex with you either way!

I've never had anything close to a party. The closest thing is four people with a RISK board, 24 (or more) beers in the fridge, and possibly a movie on the go. Usually, I'm the only girl at such gatherings, but as I said, occasionally I get time with awesome lesbian friends. No discrimination is made in choosing with whom I hang, it just depends on who's free when I feel like being social.

Yah! I love my guy time! It's always very sexually oriented and often involves good food, fine wine and sweet words =3.

But serious tho, I'd like some girl-time, yeah. With friends. That are girls. But I have only 1 friend that is a girl. So i tend to get sucked into the guy-night thing... Which I don't enjoy as much cause it's just like you describe it. Video games, greasy food and manlyness >>. Guh, sometimes I really wish one of them was transgendered (for selfish reasons...). Having someone that actually WANTS to try on my clothes would be awesome! XD or gay, cause some gays are sooo cute =3

I know exactly what you mean. I haven't seen any of my girl friends since university and I really miss all the nights out and bitching sessions and all the rest of it.

OT I've ended up sitting in on a couple of Bro sessions. Funny as fuck. Men being are manly are just really cute haha.

None of the guys I know actually try to be manly. Two are bi, one's ambiguous, and the other's straight. The only time any of them pretend to be manly is for shits and giggles. Also, I totally agree that gay guys make awesome company. When they're too flamboyant, they get annoying, but the ones I know are just the right level of flamboyancy.


Jeez, this makes me almost seem social. Then you factor in the fact that I have two friends, three cohorts (people I'll go out of my way to see, but are not FRIENDS per se), and the rest are acquaintainces (if they're around, ie: school, I'll spend a bit of time with them, but don't go out of my way to be with them), and that I see approximately one friend per four months. After those two things, the schizoid qualities become obvious. As much as I do like hanging out with people now and then, being alone is best most of the time.

 

[Burningsok]

well during lunch in school my friends and I sit a the lunch table and just talk about the most random things relating to video games, comedy, and anything that can be considered 'Epic'
we call ourselves "The Brotherhood".

 

[Sir Kemper]

Of course we need our time for manliness! When else are we gonna grow chest hair, do retarded shit and talk about the many inexplicable erections of the day. Need me to take out the garbage? Man time. Want me to sit around and listen about how your day went? Sorry, Man Time. Want to have vigorous sex to celebrate your promotion? To bad Babe, Man Tim..Fuck you guys! I'll be right there honey!

[sub]Bros before hoes. Creating more virgins everyday.[/sub]

We men may be simple creatures. Gunshots, explosions and laser robot dinosaurs may leave us slack-jawed for due to sheer badassery and men named Dick Hardas-Steel may be heralded with a complimentary beers and envied by all while receiving fist-taps for having such an awesome name. Seriously that is a pretty fucking badass name right there. Just imagine for one second, your name being Dick Hardas-Steel.

[sub]The condom for people named Dick Hardas-Steel.[/sub]

But we as men should be celebrated for our simplicity! Our cut and dry view of the whole is matched by no other creature! Our Neanderthal social code should be adored for its straightforwardness! So yes I say! Celebrate ourselves as men! Wear that jockstrap with your head held high! Don't cover that still completely inexplicable erection! Pop it with pride! For you are the man!

[sub]The man easily controlled by this. But still. The man.[/sub]

My Afterword to all this brillant tripe:

[sub]Just don't do the erection poppin' thing around other dudes. Unless it is your dream to join these guys.[/sub]
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You sir.

Just won at the Internet.

Congraturations!

Try Again on a harder difficulty?

Y/N

 

[Sonofadiddly]

Well, while we were picking up our num nums these other guys were also having a Bros Night Out. They come into the store in their Bro Gear: backwards flat-rim hats, basketball shorts, sports jersies, chinstrap beards, and polos. They immediately stroll over to the Arnie Palmer's and other various Arizona's and were checkin out the candy aisle. The one guy who was getting money at the ATM was like "Dudes the ATM is broken and I've got no cash now" and one of the others randomly starts yelling something about chapstick. In the parking lot there was a large SUV and a Mustang, so I yell to my friends: "what do you think? Did those guys in the store take the Bro Wagon or the Bro Stang?" Maybe they were baked or maybe it was just another Bro Moment, I don't know but it was the joke of the night.

Does anyone actually understand any of this? And did anyone else experience the urge to kill themselves while reading it?

 

[SturmDolch]

Does anyone actually understand any of this? And did anyone else experience the urge to kill themselves while reading it?

To answer your questions, half and yes. It has to be a joke. It just has to. Well, in keeping with that style, I'll write my post like it, too.

My typical bro sesh involves hangin out at a brohome, playin NHL 10 on the bro-station bro, or watchin hockey, and drinkin brewskis. Or goin out with the bros and catchin a bro-flick and eatin at some place that serves Heinies and MDG. We haven't done that in a while but its hella fun. My bros are just too busy with skoozies.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

One long-winded story about one of my former roommates, who is both a douche, and a complete slob, comin' right up.

Spoiler

When one of my roommates first moved in, we would have long sessions of just talking to each other about whatever came to mind. Our pasts, our goals, mixed martial arts (which I got him into, but unfortunately he didn't stick with it) random humour, and other such stuff.

One of my other roommates, who was pretty much the embodiment of a stereotypical gay guy, chastized us for "not going out and being social." I had no idea what the hell he was talking about, because I get out plenty. Usually to go to boxing, or jiujitsu, or rock climbing, or just going for a run. When I tried to explain this to him, he told me that I needed to "go out and mingle with people," by which he meant "go out to a bar and get wasted." Apparently if you're in college and nightclubs aren't really your thing, there's something wrong with you, and you're some kind of antisocial shut-in, because other social hobbies somehow don't count. Or some shit like that.

Anywho, these arguments between me and my douchebag roommate would never see any closure, because he would just tell me to get drunk and make small talk with random people (who have no interest in talking to me), at which point he'd go into his room and shut the door.

Me and my cool roommate both disliked our douchebag roommate. He was also a complete slob, leaving messes that were completely disgusting even by college student standards. Not a day would go by without him leaving some food stain on the kitchen table or stove, or garbage lying around on the floor, or a pile of rice under the microwave (a real WTF moment right there). Fortunately, he left about a month ago, and we cleaned all the shit he left behind.

When he left, it was like one of those moments in a game where there's this place where the lakes are all dried up, and the trees are dead, and then you go in and kill the big bad boss and suddenly the trees come back to life, and the lakes are flowing with water again. My cool roommate and I joked about the apartment "being purged of food stains and garbage and restored to cleanliness, now that the Lord of Filth is gone."

 

[Generator]

I spent the night at one of my friend's houses just a couple of days ago actually. There was four of us gaming, eating, and having a great time. Albeit, our "bro nights", as you put it, aren't all that manly, as most of the night consists of us playing "gay chicken," a game in which one person makes a homosexual pass at another, who then retaliates, going back and forth until one of the players breaks. It's very stupid, but also surprisingly fun...

You, sir, just gained my respect. Best game ever. Now I seriously want to see that in real life...

Why thank you. It really was a pretty interesting match; every time one of us went to the bathroom, the rest would get into some incredibly suggestive position, and then ask, with a straight face, "What?" when the person returning from the bathroom started laughing/giving a weird look/ etc.

By the way, completely off-topic, but every time I see someone who's on probation, I just can't help but to see why. And let me just say that you, without a doubt, have the absolute most awesome reason for being put on probation. Period.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I kinda had one recently. Me and 3 friends all spent the night at one of our houses and stayed up all night playing Rock Band 2 and Unreal Tournament 3. 'Twas a good night, but I wouldn't consider it a "bro moment".

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Personally I have no desire for "girl time" I have maybe one or two female friends I talk to. I didn't know any girls who liked the same things I did. I could care less about shoes, fashion, or the latest gossip. I think that is why I had mostly male friends.

 

[blaze2142]

no offence but the way you stated the question sounded more like "Alone time"

But in all seriousness i have never had "bros night" because my 3 best friends are girls

 

[Anticitizen_Two]

I would never seriously call my friends "bro," but the sentiment remains. You've gotta have those nights when you're just with your best friends, no one else.

 

[w@rew0lf]

~snip~

You sir.

Just won at the Internet.

Congraturations!

Try Again on a harder difficulty?

Y/N

Y. Because I am man!

 

[GL2814E]

Yes, I find once in awhile I need a little break from girly company and need to hang out with my 'bros.' I average about twice a month.

And hell, even my father needs to periodically with his poker night.

 

[Cakes]

I thought this was going to be a thread about masturbation. I was sorely disappointed.