OoC: Back. Aw, adorable kittens! Cool massive mook war! And... you are fucking kidding me. Kessler and Hazama, fine. Dark Souls and Chaos gods, stretching it a bit, but okay. The Reapers? HOW THE FUCK are we supposed to fight them?!
Meh. We can take 'em.Gearhead mk2 said:The Reapers? HOW THE FUCK are we supposed to fight them?!
OOC: The guy from the end of the last thread appearing and eviscerating them? Or what Rosh said.Gearhead mk2 said:OoC: Back. Aw, adorable kittens! Cool massive mook war! And... you are fucking kidding me. Kessler and Hazama, fine. Dark Souls and Chaos gods, stretching it a bit, but okay. The Reapers? HOW THE FUCK are we supposed to fight them?!
OOC: Not a full scale invasion. I'm thinking just Harbinger, a small number of Destroyers, and some carriers. They won't land this time, just seed troops and knock out global communications. And honestly, with so many different factions being introduced now, I might just hold off on them for a bit, especially considering that there'll be some typical trash talk with the guy leading the troops, no doubt.Gearhead mk2 said:OoC: Back. Aw, adorable kittens! Cool massive mook war! And... you are fucking kidding me. Kessler and Hazama, fine. Dark Souls and Chaos gods, stretching it a bit, but okay. The Reapers? HOW THE FUCK are we supposed to fight them?!
OOC: But I thought Mia was female... *blink, blink* Oh and silly me when does Joel ever die. *rolls eyes*. Oh I just remembered I've got to bring the Scourge back soon.TrilbyWill said:@Nile Mia got Four pregnant. Now we has a kitten!
Joel got shot by an NCR Ranger.
That was dull, wasn't it, people who read that useless little story of no significance. Shoosh now. Run along."Scalpel."
A thin trickle of blood runs through the thick fur of a wolf.
"Good, the bullets went right through... Need something to patch him up."
A needle pierces through the dying man's organs, and weaves around.
"Lung."
Two metallic lungs are brought forward. The old ones are cut in two and cauterised. The new ones are attached to the remnants of the old.
"Plating."
Black carbon plates are placed under the patient's flesh.
"Heart."
A heart, similar to the lungs, is brought to the doctor. The old, ruined, one is cut loose. The new one is quickly slotted in and hooked up.
"Mental wipe, direct order unit."
A small metal plate is brought up. The patient's skull is cut open, and the plate is inserted.
"Eye."
An eye is replaced with a mechanical one.
The figure is sewn up, but the carbon plates over the abdomen are left exposed.
"System active. Move back."
A green beam of light points at small sensors on each augmentation. Each one slowly beeps online and glows a dull blue
"So, is he going to come around soon?"
The organic eye flicks open, and the other one glows red.
"I'll take that as a yes."
The eye switches off and the lids shut.
"Adding speed boosters, muscle expansion augmentations and blue-shift cloaking."
"Try to walk."
Joel takes a tentative step forwards. "AAAAH!"
"Yes. It's going to hurt. You just had major surgery. And you were shot in the chest. Repeatedly."
"So, why am I still alive?"
"Alive barely describes you."
Joel continues walking, slowly. He grunts with each step.
"Oh, just put the poor bastard in the chair. We can work on walking later."
Omicron helps Joel back into the wheelchair.
"What about Miranda? Can we try that system?"
"Miranda? What's that?"
A woman walks in.
"I think we can. 1% first, Theta." she says.
"Polymatheia?"
"Yes. Just do it."
Joel's mechanical eye flickers and a red beam pulses out.
"10%"
"No."
"10% or I put it up to 20% myself."
Theta presses a button.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Joel screams, and the blast of energy pushes him back.
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Theta presses a red 'CANCEL' button.
"10% is too powerful."
"Who the fuck are you!?" Joel yells.
"We're the people who are going to help everyone."
"I'm leaving."
"Take this."
Polymatheia throws Joel a hooded jumper.
"Wh- what?"
"You'll need it. It's chilly out there."
The panels of one wall move, showing the Arctic circle.
Exacly, thats why it makes senseNile McMorrow said:OOC: But I thought Mia was female...
1) Joel was killed by this guy named tau, just shot up.Nile McMorrow said:OOC: How'd Joel die? Whos Herobrine? What Explotation? How'd she become pregnant? What ect? Tell me, it sounds interesting!wackymon said:OoC: NO! I refuse to have anyone die.
Anyway, Joel died, herobrine kidnapped Joe, explotion, four became pregnant, four gave birth, ect.
Silver Shadow said:Exacly, thats why it makes senseNile McMorrow said:OOC: But I thought Mia was female...
Thanks Wacky, I remember Herobrine, the ghost man of MC, now. The Mia and Four sexy time thing still makes me think whut?wackymon said:1) Joel was killed by this guy named tau, just shot up.Nile McMorrow said:OOC: How'd Joel die? Whos Herobrine? What Explotation? How'd she become pregnant? What ect? Tell me, it sounds interesting!wackymon said:OoC: NO! I refuse to have anyone die.
Anyway, Joel died, herobrine kidnapped Joe, explotion, four became pregnant, four gave birth, ect.
2) Herobrine is an urban legend.Look here [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/herobrine]
3)I said explosion. Anyway, I don't remember.
4) They had sex a while back, and apperantly females of whatever Mia's species is can impregnate one another.
5) I HAVE NO IDEA! [insert meet the medic clip.]