Severin walked out of his Command Center refueled and recharged, it was time for invasion! The ten BERSERKERS he had commissioned were well-trained death-bots by now, and were fully capable of leading a coup into Norway, whose mineral fields would be vital for creating electric guitars and robot laser goats.
What? Everyone knows you can't have an army without Robot Laser Goats. That's like on page 3 paragraph 17 in Sun Tzu's book!
"Gentlementlemen? Let's move out," Sev commanded, donning some Diamond Plate Armor. Ten somewhat-burly men coated in navy-blue biological armor plating and donning skin-tight blue-and-gold suits followed their leader into an inconspicuous-looking transport vehicle. Laser Rifles were given to all, even Stevensson. Sev fiddled with his metal arm and started a broadcast.
@All: That means pay attention
All across Northern Europe and the British Isles, the broadcast played on every radio and television screen.
"To all able-bodied multiverse characters, I am Severin Sanguine. I am commencing a march of conquest on this Earth, and you are free to join me in glorious battle. And Muffins. There will always be Muffins. No Stevensson, not for you. Now how do I turn thing thin-"