We Are Our Avatars IX: Act V: The Sabotage of the Scandolous Saurian Scoundrels (Open)

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Victoria had picked a few small helpings of cooked beef and turkey placed on her plate as she sat at the table. Before she could eat anything however, she was stupefied by seeing the speed and volume at which Goku ate.
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"Lucky stars... It's like his mouth is the damned Oblivion Well."
She said to herself, clearly awestruck.
 

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Goku didn't seem bothered by the strange man's request to dissect him and instead went on to get seconds and thirds while he was at it. He once more sat down with a large quantity of food and began scarfing it down in mass. One would have to wonder if he could even taste the food, but he seemed to enjoy it all the same.
 

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Samus eventually got a larger than average plate with a variety of foods, sitting at the table with the others. She catiously tried some sushi.
 

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EMily looked over at Samus, curious as to what her reaction might be.
 

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After eating a little less then half of the rhino's leg, the bug stopped eating away at it, realising that with the current amount of matter it could consume and the amount of time it needed to spent in its cocoon to process what it consumed, the rhino would probably rot to nothing before it would even be halfway finished with it.

Leaving the rhino for the time being, deciding to eat the hyenas first so they, at least, wouldn't go to waste, the bug moved to the first hyena it had shot, and who had now succumbed to the venom. Biting the hyena in small chunks, the grub gobbled them up, fur and bone included, and when finished, lapsed up what blood laid on the ground. After this, the bug moved to the second hyena it had shot, and did the same things. When done, the bug ate a little more from the rhino until it was full, where upon it picked up the rifle it claimed.

It didn't imediately leave to cocoon itself, however, having learned to use one caught prey as a lure to catch more. Attatching thick threads of webbing to the rhino cadaver at eight different locations, and attatching the other end on the ground a meter away, the bug laid the frame for a web, which it then filled out with a single thread that it spun across the frame, spiraling inwards until it reached the cadaver laying at the center.

When it finished building its web, the bug walked over to the spot where it had eaten the glued down and picked up the second rifle, taking out the clip and attatching it to the side of its own rifle with a thread of webbing. After this, the bug returned to the nearest tunnel it had dug, and cocooned itself.
 

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After a few bites to get a sufficient taste, Samus scowled at what was left like it had just insulted her, pushing it aside. "Strange. I am unsure how to describe it... Too much taste is the best I can explain it. Are there any additives in this?"
 

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Medic continued to watch the odd alien with incredible intrest.
"Fascinating. How can you eat that much, the human stomach can only hold so much food before exploding."
 

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Goku scarfed down his own second helping of sushi, followed closely by his third helping of Miso Pork and some steamed Broccoli with cheese. "Sushi often has wasabi." Goku explained to Samus.

He looked over at the new odd fellow and simply said, "I don't know." Then ate an egg roll.
 

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"Vell, if vou wouldn't mind, vou can come over to mein apartment, lahter, doz zat sound güd?" the german asked.
 
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Tavish had to do a double-take at the newcomer. "Medic? I thought you got yourself a fancy new job, what are you doing here, man?" Tavish happily said. "It's good to see you again, man!"
 

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Medic looked at Tavish, "Huh? Oh no, Ve ver still fighting robots, ya see, and I vas attacked! Attacked by a odd, Eldritch Abomination. And now I appear to be here." he said.
 
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"What? No... the robots won. We lost Mann. Co, and you got hired by Grey Mann. Miss Pauling was trying to get the team back together..." Tavish said to Medic.
 

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"I know some scientists that would [i]love[/i] to have a talk with you."
Vicky mentioned to Goku, getting over most of her amazement at seeing how much food he could pack away. She started eating her food, cutting off large portions of meat and chewing them thoroughly.
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"So what's the plan after this?"
She asked around the table in between her first and second mouthfuls.
 

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"Raw fish doesn't have any additives. Rice is grown in fields then cooked in pots. The seaweed is probably pickled. If anything the sushi is delicious. And just the right amount of flavor if you ask me."

"Our next target," she said to Victoria, "In Scotland, if I recall correctly."
 

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After finishing his food, Goku leaned back and rested his hands on his head in a relaxed manner, with a content smile. He looked around at the sudden interest and gave Medic a good look, before politely saying, "No thanks. I'm fine. I have other things to do, too."
 

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"Vat?! Really? Vell, dat is not good. Ah vell, it vaz fun vhile it lasted then. Vell, vill last. I vent back in time, I veally must figure out how." he said.

He looked at Goku, "Oh, vell, dat vaz a shame, I veally vould have loved to have seen ya stomach. Mind if I tag along, you are a most interesting specimen."
 
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"I'm not entirely sure, but I think we went forward in time. Or... sideways? I don't know, you and the Engy were the smart ones. I just blow things up." Tavish said.
 

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"Veally? Vell, not all zat surprizing, tah tell the truth, I was after all-"
(Large amount of large, complex mathematics dealing with 18 spacial dimensions and five time dimensions, quantum physics and string theory, making both be true at the same time, punching the laws of physics in the face and injecting it with beryllium, lots and lots of exceedingly complex math, and something to do with bananas ensued)
"Though that does not explain why I am not a woman, or why my internal organs are not inside of you. Unless they are, I haven't checked in the last week."
 
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Tavish just stared dumbly at the medic for a few seconds after his explanation. "...What? No, don't answer that." Tavish finally said. "Ya still got yer healin' gun thing?"