We Are Our Avatars IX: Act V: The Sabotage of the Scandolous Saurian Scoundrels (Open)

[Wackymon]

"Oh yes, I vould never leave home without it!" he said, pulling it out of his satchel.

 

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So I can sticky jump now...

Tavish suddenly realized what the medic had said earlier. "Oldritch abombernation? You mean Merasmus? Merasmus did this?!"

 

[Wackymon]

Medic shook his head, "Oh no, though I was disecting his ghost at the time, vas VERY useful in my revival research. Though the screaming caused the AI simulation to complain."

 

[Drakmorg]

"Oh, sweet, that's the one I picked. Hopefully this one will actually put up a fight."

Vicky replied to EMily, then took another big bite of meat.

 

[Slenn]

"Well, you could always try the sushi without the wasabi." EMily suggested.

"Healing gun thing?" EMily sounded intrigued. Perhaps it was similar to some of the healing technology of her time.

 

[Saltyk]

"So, should we head out?" Goku asked as he patted his stomach. "I am curious, though. What's up with these bounties?"

 

[Zepherus14]

"Well..." Sophia said with a mouthful before swallowing. "There was also that suspicious looking one that Samus had... A Gold Goldington as I recall." She recalled before taking a sip of water. "I kinda doubt it's real but it's worth a shot too."

Sophia herself had a plate largely of chicken and rabbit, with a small amount of grain and greens.

 

[Drakmorg]

"Someone's offering us monetary compensation for finding specific dumb criminals and bringing them to 'em so they can be locked up."

Vicky paraphrased the concept of bounty hunting for Goku.

"As for why [i]we're[/i] doing it... Mostly lack of anything more important to do."

 

[Slenn]

"Well, we're looking for things to keep us occupied. Most of us have been stuck here from our original worlds or are investigating twisted timelines."

 

[Saltyk]

"I see. Guess I'm just used to major threats." Goku replied, still leaning back and seeming quite relaxed.

 

[Wackymon]

"Oh, yes ma'am, it heals ze wounds you suffer by-"
(More long technobabble, this time with only three dimensions of time, baboon hearts, explosive diarrhea, more mathematics, quantum physics, followed by abusing quantum physics, followed by breaking string theory, followed by wielding string theory's corpse to break the laws of physics, more biology talk, masked under large amounts of german.)
"... Though dealing vith the two dimensional dinosaurs was an issue, I got it to work, in the end. Is VERY useful, ze healing is most effective aht building up the übercharge, and I use that to explode people's hearts."

He looked at Goku, "Veally? Huh. Vat vas your job, before you came here?"

 

[Slenn]

At this point in her life, EMily was able to understand what he was talking about. She tried to sort out the German on her own. She reserved her opinion on 'supposedly breaking the laws of nature' for another time.

"The healing does sound useful. Don't worry about anything I can't understand. I'm a physicist who deals with most of the stuff you've referenced. Perhaps not the dinosaur part though. But hopefully you use the übercharge on your enemies, and none of your friends."

 

[Wackymon]

"Oh, I use it all ze time on my Team, they become invinsible due to heart implants."

 

[Slenn]

"Ah, and I see, from your conversing with Tavish over here, that he is one of your team mates. What exactly is your team's profession?"

 

[Wackymon]

"Mercenaries." he said, in his usual slightly jolly tone.

 

[Zepherus14]

"This stuff is really good though!" Sophia mumbled with her mouth partially full.

 

[Slenn]

"And what kind of jobs do you guys take? Besides demolitions that is."

 

[Saltyk]

"Job? I don't have a job." Goku replied. "I've always just trained and fought."

 

[Wackymon]

"Ve fight the BLU team on Redmon's behalf, pays rather well, and my teammates make excellent test subjects, though I have to admit after Demoman's 4 dimensional liver exploded for the twenty seventh time I began having second thoughts about experimenting on him. Though those went away quickly." he said.

Looking to Goku, he asked, "And Vat do you fight? And how is it you can afford to feed dat stomach?"

 

[Slenn]

Oh dear... I think this guy might be just as psychopathic as demoman. Although there were plenty of thoughts she could relay pertaining to the terrible medical procedures this guy was using, she replied simply by saying:
"Ah I see. That... does sound risky." She chuckled.

She then listened in on what Goku had to say about eating.