Joel felt a short pulse of energy that he'd felt once before. "Sparkle..." he growled quietly. That did not sound as dramatic as I thought it would...
Diablo1099 said:
OOC: That was for the crack about your theme song, wasn't it?Diablo1099 said:God Rugal Sensed the Lizard and turned.
"BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD! he pointed and yelled.
He flash stepped over towards Dromaeus, grabbed him by the throat and held him several feet off the ground, all in the blink of an eye.
Ah, touche.Diablo1099 said:Hey, be grateful I didn't use "True Love Makin'"
Random berk said:Diablo1099 said:Sounds more like dance music than the soundtrack to our imminent doom, to be honest.
"AWWWW...WHAT THE MATTER!? YOU CAME LOOKING TO FIGHT A MADMAN, BUT YOU GOT A GOD!"TrilbyWill said:Joel vomited and slowly rose, blood in his cheeks. "Very good. I have an idea. A *cough* a deal. I send you to another world, and I keep these pesky heroes busy while you take over. Then I step aside and leave you this world. You get double the worlds, and the second one will give you more armies. All you need to do, is get pushed back to the sea, and jump into the remaining portal, and make it look good."