"Well we're still assuming it is Joel. Why would he attack these places? And... stickman... that's racist. Also, thank you." Artie took the piece of cheese and nibbled. "Miranda can't be killed. I saw her get ripped open from the inside out, and she's still around. She's not really a ghost, per se. She's more like... Okay, when you turn off a computer, it's off, right? But it still uses a little power. Keeping little LEDs on, charging up, keeping it on standby... Miranda is like the little LED that's still on after you switch off your computer. She's still affecting the system, but she's not in the physical realm. She's pure spiritual energy. Joel manipulates that realm. Everyone is connected, like the Internet. When you die, your physical form dies, but not your spiritual one. I've lost you, haven't I? It's okay, there's a reason only about five people take this class."
OOC: the escapist really needs to change its 'Report' button. I accidentally reported MYSELF when moving to refresh the page.