WE ARE OUR AVATARS (One of a kind Rp)

[Random berk]

"Everything has gone right to hell Foley, thats what is going on. I get the impression that this happens a lot."

OOC: And your characters always seem to be involved somehow Trilby...

 

[Knife-28]

OOC: And noone notices the Dragon flying around the library smashing the shit our of it >.>

 

[Random berk]

OOC: We really should have VeneratedWulfen here at this point.

An especially loud crash outside shook the whole library. Shepard went for the front door.
"Ah, forget Sparkle. What the hell is going on out there?"
At the entrance she took cover at the doorframe, before leaning out with her hand cannon at the ready. For a few moments she could see nothing. Then a giant, saphire-blue dragon flew around the tree into her field of vision and her jaw dropped.
"Holy shit..."

 

[Zepherus14]

Alastair was stamding next to Jack. Xavier near Will and Sofia next to shepard. Their heavy space suits clung them to the ground. "Look these people are idiots i agree, primitive true. But it gives you no right to treat them like this." Alastair was saying still keeping one eye on Jack, The vision of someone saying that Jack was a killer was knawing at Alastair's mind. Xavier picked up the great book and started chanting. "Helments on!" Alastair replied at the chant and placed everyones helmets on again. "Doc, put a helmet on. Jack the same." Alastair said as he placed helmets on them. Sofia saw Will didnt have one and muttered an inaudible spell creating a helmet. "Here you are genral." She said. The chant complete the window's started to smash and the books set ablaze. "Tell us where Sapphire is and why Jack is evil!?! NOW!" Alastair demanded.


OOC: Wanted some action to happen in libary.

In what reality do you think this is even slightly a good idea...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

In what reality do you think this is even slightly a good idea...

OOC: in a reality filled with moonicorns and crazy people like Joel, the Deltas and Joe.

 

[Random berk]

OOC: My brain physically hurts from the sheer amount of crap I have to read on aquifers... please let the thread pick up again and distract me properly.

 

[Zepherus14]

OoC: At least I have minor logic rolled into my insanity... (facepalmed three or four times reading some of Jaguar's posts)

Joe looked up from the one of the two remaining books in the library. "Hey guys, this... ones... got pictu... WTF DRAGON!!" He shouts as he looks up to see Sapphira burst through the floor of the destroyed library.

"What a twist, it wasn't the butler this time... It was the butler's butler!" Omega looks up from his book.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

OOC: My brain physically hurts from the sheer amount of crap I have to read on aquifers... please let the thread pick up again and distract me properly.

Here you go:

disregard me. my work is done.

 

[Random berk]

snip

OOC: Ah, thank God, some comforting insanity, not the bad kind...

Shepard threw up a large biotic barrier, sheltering herself and the rest of the team from the rubble that clattered down, before readying her weapon.

"I take it that's Eragon's dragon, but she looks pissed off! Any suggestions as to what we should do?"

Spoiler: The Very Important Plot Details!

An aquifer is a wet underground layer of water-bearing permeable rock or unconsolidated materials (gravel, sand, or silt) from which groundwater can be usefully extracted using a water well. The study of water flow in aquifers and the characterization of aquifers is called hydrogeology. Related terms include aquitard, which is a bed of low permeability along an aquifer,[1] and aquiclude (or aquifuge), which is a solid, impermeable area underlying or overlying an aquifer. If the impermeable area overlies the aquifer pressure could cause it to become a confined aquifer.

No but seriously. Can I call you an aquitard if you do something stupid?

You absolute bastard... anyway, I never do anything stupid...

 

[Zepherus14]

OoC@Random: I aim to serve, enough insanity to keep things interesting, but wouldn't alter the plot in any way (unlike someone I know...).

OoC: The real question is now do I want to get the dragon's attention?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

OOC: don't tell me things. now, to do something.

Epsilon looked at Omega. "Why would a butler have a butler? And how could a butler afford a butler? And what would the butler's butler do?"
Gamma facepalmed, and started destroying the rubble with his grenade launcher.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Well I would explain it, but it would take about three days to completely explain the entirety of the plot to you... It's one of those books you can't miss a single point or else you understand nothing..." Omega said as he put away the book in his pocket, thinking it was safer than the rubble of the once grand library.

 

[Random berk]

Shepard faltered, knowing that firing at the dragon would probably be one of the worst ideas the team had had yet, before shrugging, cupping her hands to her mouth and bellowing;
"DRAGON!!! STOP WRECKING THE PLACE AND LAND!!! WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU!!!" She looked around.
"Where's Eragon? Still in the basement?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Theta shrugged and looked back at the book. "Huh. Did you know aquifers are critically important in human habitation and agriculture. Deep aquifers in arid areas have long been water sources for irrigation. Many villages and even large cities draw their water supply from wells in aquifers. This is mind-numbing. Also, dragons aren't known for being talkative. So I'm going to read this until you stop trying to talk and just sit down." he said.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

Eragon had found his way out of the basement and to his absolute delight he could feel Saphira's mind and contact it. Saphira! He yelled mentally. "Little one! You always get into trouble when I'm not around. Now I shall burn these fools from the surface of this place and they shall know the power and grace of Saphira Bjartskular!" Eragon had managed to regroup with the others but he paid little attention to them. "That won't be necessary Saphira. Those in the Library are friends...for now." Saphira's mind settled. "Very well but one move against you and I'm burning the place down." She said back as she came in to land with a distinct thud.

OOC: Firs things first Saphira is about the size of a two story house. Second, Jaguar epicaly failed at nerding out so i'll do it for him. Trilby your electricity would not damage power armour what so ever, it is powered ceramite plating that can withstand tankshells and weak-moderate lasers. It also make Alistair around 8ft tall but Gamma's plasma would shear through it with some effort.

Gamma Plasma gauntlets
Re-roll all failed to hit rolls (must exept second result)
Power weapon (ignores armour save)
Counts as having frag grenades for first round of combat.

That! is how you nerd out Jaguar.

 

[Zepherus14]

"Here let me try... You might want to cover your ears for this..." Joe starts to draw several speakers into the floor, setting them up, he attaches a micro-phone to them all. He then maxes the volume, everyone covers their ears and gets behind the speakers. "HELLO MR. DRAGON!!, MY NAME IS JOE, I'M A FRIEND OF ERAGON!! WE CAME TO RESCUE YOU!!" Joe shouts into the speakers.

Joe snickered as the scene played out in his head.

OoC: Omega Joe doesn't have gauntlets... =P

 

[Random berk]

The ground shuddered as the dragon landed, and Shepard struggled to keep her balance. She then grinned widely.

"Damn, it actually worked."

OOC: There you go Trilby. Read through that if you can open it. Then you can start talking shit about aquifers. Once you've finished reading it. All of it. And memorised every detail.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

OOC: thanks Ven. yay learning!
also, boo your website. Apparently nobody's username is dickmuffin with the password saladtong. Who'da thought it...

The Deltas were all stunned when Saphira landed. "I take back my comment." Theta said.
"Yeah, I mean, it could have been you, or it could have been the guy who has been saying he's looking for his dragon but I'm sure it was the shouty lady."

 

[Zepherus14]

Joe was ecstatic about the gigantic dragon, it was big, blue and... and... A DRAGON! "Eragon! What the hell have you been feeding her, she's HUGE!!" Joe runs up to Sapphira, "I'm Joe, what's your name!"