WE ARE OUR AVATARS (One of a kind Rp)

[Random berk]

OOC: Hey guys! Could...could I get a real quick summery of the battle so far? I'd prefer not the miss it. In the mean time, I need to work on finishing Royce's character arc.

Four teams deployed, the Eldar, Shepard in the Mako, Garrus leading the rest of Shepard's team, and the other independant players, who have become scattered. We hit Preginald's defences first, then a massive Chaos army attacked. They have giant demons. Now the Joes and Rakados's robot are fighting Chaos outside, while the Eldar and Shepard's team are inside, going after Preginald. The Normandy was strafing, bu has gone higher to serve as Recon. Trilby's characters, as well as Knife and Alastair are somehwere in the base.

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

Reaching a closed door Xanis had the Guardians place a plasma breach charge. 3 seconds later the door melted and Xanis darted through with the Banshees. Odly the room was empty and larger than the others they had cleared. He ordered the Guardians up but ordered Rakanis to remain in reserve as rearguard.

At the breach Draug smiled slightly under his skull helmet. The Reapers beside him mirrored his stance exactly, the underarm held Reaper Launcher poised to strike and all had locked their leg plates to provide greater stability, a feature uniquie to their heavier armour than most Eldar warriors. "Incoming hostile. Large group, dense, fast. Prepare for heavy contact. The Destroyer will be busy this day." The Eldar weapons readied to fire once the Chaos were in range.

 

[Rakados236]

"hmm, you dodged my lazer kanoone and you can fly, good i like a challenge" ratsel launched a boomeranging shoulder plate at the creature and then backed to distract the creature when the plasma charged plate came rushing at it's back he also held one hand over the double image engager button

 

[Zepherus14]

"Well how about that big robot we hit at the beginning..." One Joe said.

"PERFECT!!!" They all shout.

"SUMMON THE BIG GUNS!!" Joe shouted. The Joes ran in circles drawing out a large portal.

Out from the portal climbed an Jumbo Joe the same size as the Model 13. But atop the Jumbo Joe stood an afro just as big as he was.

All the Joes squatted for a second, grunting a bit... And then raised their hands up screaming as loud as they could.

The Jumbo Joe shouted as well. And his afro started to turn from black to yellow.

"What's the scouter say about his power level?!" One Joe shouts.

"It's OVER 9000!!" Joe exclaims.

 

[Outisakanobody]

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Thanks. Is it cool if I do some minor retconning and say Royce went with Garrus's team?

 

[Random berk]

OOC: Too bad... the Rear guard teams could have had quite a fun competition.

Thane looked through his scope and saw the majority of the Chaos warriors charging at them.
"This could be...problematic." Samara wiped her brow and straightened up.
"I am ready to continue showing up these Eldar if you are. We will hold the line, so that Shepard can complete the mission. Are you ready to face your Gods, if the worst should come to pass?" Thane nodded and smiled.
"I am. And if I must face them, I am glad to do so at your side, my friend."
"As am I." As one, they readied themselves for a brutal fight.

OOC: Absolutely.

 

[Rakados236]

"Well how about that big robot we hit at the beginning..." One Joe said.

"PERFECT!!!" They all shout.

"SUMMON THE BIG GUNS!!" Joe shouted. The Joes ran in circles drawing out a large portal.

Out from the portal climbed an Jumbo Joe the same size as the Model 13. But atop the Jumbo Joe stood an afro just as big as he was.

All the Joes squatted for a second, grunting a bit... And then raised their hands up screaming as loud as they could.

The Jumbo Joe shouted as well. And his afro started to turn from black to yellow.

"What's the scouter say about his power level?!" One Joe shouts.

"It's OVER 9000!!" Joe exclaims.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! YES!

 

[Zepherus14]

The bloodthirster dodged the plate easily, Khorne spoke to him and the demon dodged the plate before it could hit him in the back. Recovered from the assault the demon fired his whip which tied itself around the giants leg and brought it flying down towards the ground.

Jumbo Joe? or someone else?

 

[VeneratedWulfen93]

"What say you to a wager?" Grym asks Shepards team. "Enough Grym! Forgive him he has not long been on the Path." Draug cut him off.

 

[Zepherus14]

Galactic Super Special Awesome Deluxe Jumbo Joe grabs Model 13, giving it a gigantic headbutt before doing a Russian suplex on it.

 

[Random berk]

Thane didn't take his eye from the scope, but said;
"It is good to be light hearted before a difficult conflict, it allows one to be more focused when he must. And it will be interesting to see which of our teams performs better when we count our kills after the battle." As he spoke, he elevated the barrel slightly, and fired. With the wind in their favour, the slug reached its greatest possible range and drilled through the abdomen of one of the charging Chaos warriors.

 

[Rakados236]

A the plate connected with Ratsels leg he felt it rip him towards the ground but the double image system displaced the mech out side the whip and Ratsel turned the Tesla drive on full burn moving at nearly 1.5 times the speed of sound he then cranked on the over boost
"You made the mistake of thinking you could fight me and my trombe! Now STURMANGRIEF!!!!!

OOC:This is what he's doing but he's also covering most of the conceivable are in front of him with lazer instead of three shots, you really wouldn't be able to dodge this

 

[Drakmorg]

Upon hearing what the Model 13 could simply feel what was an overused joke, its face-screens changed accordingly
-.-
Model 13 then sucker-punched Jumbo Joe.

As the Eldar and Shepard's squads reached the center of the base, Preginald's booming voice could be heard, "It it time I ended this personally, right here, right now." A massive portal opened up in the central courtyard of the base. A giant robot wearing a familiar top-hat emerged from the portal. In Preginald's voice it spoke, "Let us see what you are all made of!"

Spoiler: Battle Preginald

 

[Zepherus14]

All the Joes cheer as Jumbo Joe topples the Model 13.

"Alright! What now?! Jumbo Joe can handle that bucket of bolts." Joe #1,453,655, says.

"We need half of us to help take out the remaining forces out here so we can leave when this is over. The Chaos Marines don't seem to like fighting us very much... The other half will storm the base and look for the others, I'll lead everyone in. Remember draw portals everywhere you go guys!!" Joe exclaims.

"LET'S DO THIS" They all shout.

 

[Rakados236]

"that....is impressive i must say.....You have yet to answer my question Gibbins and now i have another do you have other facilities like this one because i don't think i can let Preginald die, that would be hazardous to my health......"