WE ARE OUR AVATARS (One of a kind Rp)
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"Eh? What? You're insane! Fine!" Sev yelled to his lawyer on the cellphone. He looked out into space, then exploded.
On Earth...
A small figure rocketed down towards Earth, burning like a meteor. He slammed into the ground, spraying debris everywhere. Severin Sanguine (or Sev) stumbled up, cracked his neck, and surveyed his surroundings. At seven feet tall, he could see quite a while, combined with the utter power of his lone working eyeball, his perception was better than most radar systems.
Through clever deduction and inference, he made this declaration,
"I have no idea where the fuck I am."
On Earth...
A small figure rocketed down towards Earth, burning like a meteor. He slammed into the ground, spraying debris everywhere. Severin Sanguine (or Sev) stumbled up, cracked his neck, and surveyed his surroundings. At seven feet tall, he could see quite a while, combined with the utter power of his lone working eyeball, his perception was better than most radar systems.
Through clever deduction and inference, he made this declaration,
"I have no idea where the fuck I am."
Joe looks behind him as a large impact smashes into the Dublin Airport. Rubble falls on top of him. After a couple of seconds, Joe climbs out at the rubble, and looks to see a large man standing around.
"Who the hell are you, and why did you cover me in RUBBLE!?" Joe shouts waving his fist in the man's direction.
OoC: Joe is a 6 foot tall stickman (the one on the right). He usually isn't quite that tall however because he never stands up straight most of the time. He's also 2D giving himself a wide range of random properties.
"Who the hell are you, and why did you cover me in RUBBLE!?" Joe shouts waving his fist in the man's direction.
OoC: Joe is a 6 foot tall stickman (the one on the right). He usually isn't quite that tall however because he never stands up straight most of the time. He's also 2D giving himself a wide range of random properties.
Severin was perplexed by this new figure. He decided the best thing to do was to throw water at him, so he did that.
When all that did was make the stick figure angry, Sev decided that it was time for pig madness. Sev whistled on his Pig Whistle, and a massive Wild Boar appeared, donned in spikes and shit. The massive blonde mounted his pet, then charged the stickman.
"FOR NARNIA!!!" Sev yelled, laughing like a maniac, "Oh... and I'm also here for the sights..."
When all that did was make the stick figure angry, Sev decided that it was time for pig madness. Sev whistled on his Pig Whistle, and a massive Wild Boar appeared, donned in spikes and shit. The massive blonde mounted his pet, then charged the stickman.
"FOR NARNIA!!!" Sev yelled, laughing like a maniac, "Oh... and I'm also here for the sights..."
Joe sees the pig barreling towards him so he twisted to hide himself from the attacker, and quickly pulled out the angry pepper he had drawn yesterday. As the pig continued to move, Joe threw the pepper into the beasts mouth.
(Basically being 2D he can spin himself so you can't see him, and that pepper is ridiculously hot.)
OoC: It's just a hunch, but were you the comedy relief back in AA? Cuz if so Sev and Joe would get along pretty well
(Basically being 2D he can spin himself so you can't see him, and that pepper is ridiculously hot.)
OoC: It's just a hunch, but were you the comedy relief back in AA? Cuz if so Sev and Joe would get along pretty well
The Pig exploded in a fire cloud of AWESOME as Sev was sent rocketing into the dirt... again. He stood up, grabbed Joe about the neck, and began forming demonic shards about the foe.
"I have this to say... you insignificant buffoon," Sev growled, eye dark. He dropped Joe, the shards disappeared, and Sev took a knee, bowing his head.
"You are a worthy opponent"
"I have this to say... you insignificant buffoon," Sev growled, eye dark. He dropped Joe, the shards disappeared, and Sev took a knee, bowing his head.
"You are a worthy opponent"
"Um... thanks... Who are you again cause getting buried by rubble and then getting attacked by a giant pig was fairly distracting..." Joe says, not sure what just happened.
@Zeph wouldn't Joe also be distracted by the inevitable mountain of bacon and pork that would result from exploding a pig in a ball of flame?
Sev struck a pose, "I AM SEVERIN SANGUINE! DESTROYER OF PLANETS!" He dismounted his pose with a point to the sky that shot lightning and rainbows into Joe's face.
OoC: I didn't actually think of that, I thought it was more like confetti or something...TrilbyWill said:
Joe just looks at Sev for a couple moments. "Alright... go on..." Joe was stunned, was this what everyone else had been through being with Joe for so long?
@Zeph it would be baconfetti... also, Imma borrow Joe for a second, k?
Rude buried his face in his palm. "Now we have THREE irrational, hyperactive idiots." he muttered.
Reno and Joe looked at him, straight faced, and both asked "Who are the other two?"
Rude buried his face in his palm. "Now we have THREE irrational, hyperactive idiots." he muttered.
Reno and Joe looked at him, straight faced, and both asked "Who are the other two?"
Sev jumped up, "QUICK!" he yelled, snapping. A hover-bike appeared before them. Sev grabbed Joe and the two hopped on the hover bike, which turned into a hover-pig.
"NOW WE RIDE THE PIG!!" Sev screamed as the pig shot off into space. Soon there will be plot. Soon. SOOOOOOOOON.
"NOW WE RIDE THE PIG!!" Sev screamed as the pig shot off into space. Soon there will be plot. Soon. SOOOOOOOOON.
OoC: 
what just happened... meh whatever Joe can portal his way back if he wants and Joe #73 is still in the airport.
Joe activates his space helmet, "So... any reason why we're riding a hover pig in space? And more importantly why said hover pig doesn't have lasers?"
what just happened... meh whatever Joe can portal his way back if he wants and Joe #73 is still in the airport.Joe activates his space helmet, "So... any reason why we're riding a hover pig in space? And more importantly why said hover pig doesn't have lasers?"
@Chilly We... we kinda had a plot... one that didn't involve inter-planetary swine-based travel.
You're one of them smackheids aren't ya?
You're one of them smackheids aren't ya?
Joe wonders why Sev didn't answer, but shrugged. He pulled out a note pad, wrote out 'Thanks for the Space-pig ride, got to go!' and then drew a portal drawing on the bottom of the note.
Joe then stuck it onto Sev's head and jumped through it. He reappeared at the Dublin airport, using one of the portal he made with his fight with the golems.
He then walked back over to the others. "That guy is messed up..."
OoC: Joe's portals can only be activated by someone who is 2D, and knows the password to go along with it. They can be drawn on any surface, but he can only go where there is another portal... like Portal... anyways...
Joe then stuck it onto Sev's head and jumped through it. He reappeared at the Dublin airport, using one of the portal he made with his fight with the golems.
He then walked back over to the others. "That guy is messed up..."
OoC: Joe's portals can only be activated by someone who is 2D, and knows the password to go along with it. They can be drawn on any surface, but he can only go where there is another portal... like Portal... anyways...
Ulquiorra had been silent after the fight. He stood staring into the distance and was seemingly unaware of anything else. He had felt something after the fight..something that emnated from those around him and it left him thinking. "These titans are annoying, obstacles to overcome...something is definetly wrong" Ulquiorra remained stuck in thought.
OOC: Randomness of new entry XD adn I figure the best way to RP Ulquiorra at the moment is how i'm doing now, he doesn't believe in emotion so he won't identify emotion around him, it will only be a seperate feeling he feels within his head.
OOC: Randomness of new entry XD adn I figure the best way to RP Ulquiorra at the moment is how i'm doing now, he doesn't believe in emotion so he won't identify emotion around him, it will only be a seperate feeling he feels within his head.