OOC: @Nail: Because he was made to be forever awesome.

@Outis: I know but to get on the deck don't you have to take the elevator from the bridge?
Jack kicked down the door and burst onto the bridge with his daggers drawn but then felt slightly disappointed that there wasn't anyone in the room cowering in fear of him. He looked around the bridge as he straightened up and sheathed his blades whilst Darwin came plodding after him and tutted at the state of affairs.
"It appears the maid is just as unskilled as the Pilot. I mean just look at all these dented surfaces and chunks of wall everywhere and not to mention the broken windows. he said pointing at the front of the bridge.
"Apparently the pilot isn't the only one I have to set on fire here to signify the end of his contractual obligation. Maybe I should just draw and quarter them both. Much more amusing and will send a message to future staff." Jack explored the bridge further and found the elevator near the back of the room.
" Hmm, this device resembles a lift... except it's made of metal and doesn't have a number slaves attached to a pulley to move it. I have to say it may be a slight improvement but it's not as entertaining as watching the slaves squirm as you stare at them." He steps onto it and is about to press the top most button the panel inside when Darwin steps in the inclosed space.
"As much as I love company as the next guy, and I'm sure how much you know I love company, could you perhaps removed your large and stupid self from my immediate presence before I quickly decided you're no longer useful and impale you on your own hands?" Darwin just gave Jack a stony stare in response.
"You know if someone stuck an Ox in your suit of armour, or maybe even a cow, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference you great big lummox!" Jack said rather testily as he reached around Darwin and pressed the top most button and the elevator began ascending.