Jack does a mock stumble back at Ryu's words. "What's this.... Jokes! I assure I am not joking around, sir! I have had my lodgings sullied by a man with a bird and explosives fetish, who also might I add enjoys destroying perfectly good flying craft if you weren't listening before, my face has been forced to unceremoniously meet with the ground due to the ineptitude of a pilot who does know that the blue thing is the sky and the brown and red thing is the ground and who could probably be bested by a dog and finally the place is mess and I have yet to receive a decent meal! Are you really part of the Official Complaint Department or are you simply some ruffian looking for a free coin purse?" replied Jack in his most regal sounding voice whilst standing as tall as he could.
Darwin's hand colliding with his face made a very loud clanging noise.
Darwin's hand colliding with his face made a very loud clanging noise.