OoC: Quick post:
Death walked into the horse-shop, up to the counter.
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[B]I[SMALL] WOULD LIKE TO BUY A PONY.[/SMALL][/B]
The rancher glares at him, "Why?" The guy asks.
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[B]B[SMALL]ECAUSE LITTLE GIRLS LIKE PONIES, OR SO I AM TOLD..[/SMALL][/B]
"Well, yeah. Little girls like lots of things, like dolls and candy. Cute, fluffy stuff."
Death cocks his head,
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[B]W[SMALL]HERE WOULD I FIND THESE CUTE FLUFFY STUFF?[/SMALL][/B]
"I don't know, a pet shop or something!"
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[B]I[SMALL] WOULD STILL LIKE TO BUY A PONY.[/SMALL][/B]
"*Sigh*, okay, if it'll get you off my back."
[hr]
Death began to ride around the country, a little bunny on his head, a pony, three bags of sweets, a few dozen toys, and a doll he's trying to make. He rides right outside the local toy-store and see's a small sign.
"BIGGER IS BETTER! The best deals of the year, RIGHT HERE!"
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[B]B[SMALL]IGGER IS BETTER?[/SMALL][/B]
He looks into the shop, and walks up to the shopkeeper.
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[B]W[SMALL]HAT IS YOUR BIGGEST TOY?[/SMALL][/B]
[HR]
"Is everyone all right?" Tedd asked, looking around.
He heard a chorus of "I'm fine" And "I'm okay" From his friends.
"Tedd," Susan said, "What happened? Where's Grace?"
Tedd looked at the wreckege, "I'm... not entirely sure." He says, "It seems like something screwed up causing more things to screw up, leading to a cascade failure..."
Elliot helps Sarah up, and Ellen helps Nansane, who asks, "Okay, so something screwed up, what did it do to Ellen?"
Tedd looks at the destroyed view port.
"I... think I MIGHT of sent her into an alternate dimension..." He comments...
"Oh shit I sent my girlfriend into an alternate dimension."
"Not your brightest idea."