We are the Knights who say Ni!

[Nibsy]

"What if he comes at us with a pointed stick?"
Sketch in the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

Just a link since I don't know how to embed youtube videos.

 

[SimSquid92]

The short sketch in which Terry Jones lights a pipe, inhales and then says "Eww!" and jerks the pipe away from his mouth.

 

[jaammiie]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Edit: Ninja'd. The sketch is damn funny though.

 

[dududf]

 

[Kud]

Spoiler: Not really quotes, but good anyways.

 

[HuntrRose]

"The African or the European swallow?"
"I don't know thaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA..."

 

[Dott]

"We are no longer the knights who say NI! We are now the knights who say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing"!"

 

[Superior Mind]

Always a fan of the argument clinic too, although it's a shame it didn't end very well.

 

[Deathman101]

Actually I never would have heard of Monty Python if it wasn't for me living in my basement

 

[Daffy F]

"What... Is your favorite color?"

"Blue! No, wait, Green-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *dead*"

That's comedic gold right there!

Bother it! I was going to post that one...

 

[Dragon_of_red]

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Ahh the ministary of silly walks, awesome.

EDIT: Ph man, how could i forget this

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[TimeLord]

"I didn't know we had a king, I thought we were an autonomous collective"

 

[jimtheviking]

From Meaning of Life:

Grim Reaper: Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

And

Grim Reaper: Be quiet! You Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.

 

[Woodsey]

In Monty Python and the Holy Grail when they meet Tim the Enchanter - has me in stitches every time.

And the holy hand grenade obviously.

EDIT: Wait wait! I forgot! Biggus Dickus in Life of Brian. I cried the first time I watched that, it was so funny.

 

[Sampsa]

"It's a killer rabbit."

 

[Deadlock Radium]

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Pretty much everything from that scene.

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[DeadpanLunatic]

I have removed my words from this site.

 

[Kinichie]

The "Woody/Tinny" words sketch

CARIBOU, GONE!