We can rebuild him. Faster. Stronger....

[SniperWolf427]

Well, now you've done it. You were making a commute to (insert place you enjoy going to here) when a semi-truck slams into you, causing your car to flip seventeen times somehow. With each bounce, your body is destroyed more and more until there really isn't much left.

You wake up inside a tube. By some miracle, the physicians had managed to save your brain. And by an equal miracle, you are able to see and speak in some unexplainable way. The doctors say your body is completely destroyed, but they are able to give you a new body of your choice.

When asked what you would like your new body to be, you tell them....

 

[rockingnic]

"Can I be Master Chief or any of the other Spartan-IIs?"

 

[IceStar100]

I want a body of the T-X from terminator.

Plus with a human brain I will rock.

 

[Calobi]

I want my old body back! I was just getting used to it.

 

[The Shade]

"Oh, sure! Everyone's all for preserving Hitler's brain. But when you want to put it in the body of a great white shark, suddenly you've 'gone too far'!"

-Futurama

And I would like my brain put into a giant robot. With lasers. Big ones. And a torpedo cannon. No! Two of them! And an ice cream dispenser, with a little push button for sprinkles. And four different kinds of sauce: chocolate, strawberry, and, um...

What were we talking about, again?

 

[SharPhoe]

Metal Gear Ray. Simple as that.

 

[Leorex]

i want a hydraulic penis, ( 10 points if you get the reference )

 

[JWAN]

i want a hydraulic penis, ( 10 points if you get the reference )

^+18 brownie points for beating me to it

I would want titanium bones and kevlar fat so I could be bullet proof

 

[Flap Jack452]

I would become a mythical creature with the legs of a crab, the body of a dolphin, the head an ant eater and the strength of seven she-bears.
With wings.
And laser beam eyes.
And a giant... heart.

 

[Space Spoons]

I'd like my brain put in the CPU of that built-to-scale Gundam they made over in Japan to celebrate the series' anniversary.

 

[Zeramo]

Isn't that

i want a hydraulic penis, ( 10 points if you get the reference )

What Planet are you from ? (It's a movie, where this is part of the plot i think)

I'd like to have the body from Briarios of the Appleseed Animes

 

[El Taco the Rogue]

I guess a capachin monkey that could talk would be cool.

 

[MBFCPresident]

Chuck Norris.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

I want to look like Colin MacLeod. With white hair. And I want superhuman strength and reflexes, and a kickass katana. And I want to be immortal. Because...

There can be...only....ME!

 

[Sfumato]

I would glow in the freaking dark, and have a third eye on my forhead. Also hard as rock knuckles and elbows... with the ability to make emeici appear in my hands.

 

[Ultrajoe]

A knight. A 7-foot tall blue-armoured Knight of unstoppable strength and speed.

Basically, me as I am with a new coat of paint.

 

[Leorex]

Isn't that

i want a hydraulic penis, ( 10 points if you get the reference )

What Planet are you from ? (It's a movie, where this is part of the plot i think)

Actually it should be a Sealab 2021 quote.

yes, it is.