We can rebuild him. Faster. Stronger....

[cthulhu257]

I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Grike.

 

[lordsandro]

The body of a tentacle monster. And then I'm gona have some fun. :evil grin:

 

[D.C.]

I'd probably want the body of an Orangutan (with a voice box so i can speak)
and get a job as a Librarian. =]

 

[Failhammer]

Same basic appearance as my current state, but with fast healing, super- agility, and the abilities to sprout wings and turn my hand into a sword. Imaginary cookie for guessing the character.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

I want an ipod dock, a trendy keyring and cup holders.

 

[JemJar]

I would become a mythical creature with the legs of a crab, the body of a dolphin, the head an ant eater and the strength of seven she-bears.
With wings.
And laser beam eyes.
And a giant... heart.

To all of you who posted before this: You clearly blew your chance.

To all of you who posted after this: You were wasting your time. This thread was already done.

 

[messy]

To quote my friend "I wanna move to Canada and live the life of the beaver!"
I would want my old body......with better eyes, that are grey........and also good looking........and with the power to kill a yak from 300 yards away with mind bullets!

Isn't the mind bullets a line form a tenacious D song, defiantly something about killing a yak from that distance

I'd go with I look like now, but with eyes that can change between; night vision, regular vision, thermal vision, bear vision (exactly what you think it is) and can optically magnify stuff. Also wouldn't mind having blades in planted in my arms so I can use the wolverine-esque, all be it they come out the palm of my hand.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

A crossover between Mr T and Dr Manhattan.

 

[gxs]

Adamantium skeleton, claws, healing factor, cool hairstyle without any gel... Basically, Wolverine. (Which I came up with before reading the earlier post suggesting this.)

I didn't come up before reading this but yes. My body + claws + adamantium + healing and then we'll see the truck driver again and who walks away this time.

 

[Stainless]

Hmm, who's Scarlett Johansson married to again? Ryan Reynolds? Well, he's not what I want to wake up and see in the mirror every day, but sacrifices must be made to bone the hottest celebrity since Dita von Teese.

Oh, or could they could implant some magic bionic implant that gives me the ability to disguise myself as anyone at will, effectively turning me into the Spy. Then I could just go around boning the shit out everyone (and their mothers).'

EDIT: Oh yeah, and I'd need an iPod dock for sure and some fat shoulderspeakers. And retractable wheels. God damnit, just turn me into Inspector Gadget and get it over with.

 

[hypothetical fact]

A horse, with the head of a rabbit, and the body...of a rabbit.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Well, now you've done it. You were making a commute to (insert place you enjoy going to here) when a semi-truck slams into you, causing your car to flip seventeen times somehow. With each bounce, your body is destroyed more and more until there really isn't much left.

You wake up inside a tube. By some miracle, the physicians had managed to save your brain. And by an equal miracle, you are able to see and speak in some unexplainable way. The doctors say your body is completely destroyed, but they are able to give you a new body of your choice.

When asked what you would like your new body to be, you tell them....

This sounds a lot like a very bad book I read... except he didn't really have a choice of body he got put in a little 6 wheeled rover. bad 80's sci fi

Just get a normal sized robotic body that can easily be disguised with clothing... except have a mirror like curved reflective mask with two eye holes. and eyes that glow but can be changed in colour. and obviously a modular voxcoder so voice can be changed
and... I'd wear a hat.

 

[Mackinator]

I wouldnt mind being the Original Terminator - 120 year cell life, Bulletproof, knows how to use all vehicles and Weapons and can change voices n' stuff.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

I'd keep my human look and body, but I'd want some super advanced worms to be implanted in me, like Fry gets from a sandwich in Futurama

 

[CNKFan]

I want to be a robot gorilla so I can have the strength of 100 gorillas.

 

[The Hitman]

i would be young for ever. i dont want to get old! but not in a gay Peter Pan way!

 

[catfish]

I'd go with I look like now, but with eyes that can change between; night vision, regular vision, thermal vision, bear vision (exactly what you think it is)

I think of bear vision as seeing everything as a bear, like a big grizzly and I do mean everything

 

[Lazy Kitty]

I want to be a giant supercomputer capable of controlling all of Earth's electronically run things, and then I WILL BE KING! Oh and I want to have a reaaaally cute voice so people underestimate me...

So basically like GLaDOS, but with more power?

For me a body that's in every way superior to everyone and everything, including Chuck Norris, also superior to itself. Perfect eyesight 'n stuff.