We have a pandemic on our hands...

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Matthew94 said:
This is stupid.

When someone makes a new thread people say "OMG USE THE SEARCH"

When someone uses the search people say "OMG WHY Y U NECRO THIS??!?!??!"

The community needs to stop being hypocritical. Have it one way or the other.

Either let people make/necro threads or stop all discussion at all and let the forum die.
Necroing is using a dead thread from say over a year ago. Anything over a year old that is not flamebait topic is usually fine to be remade something made and then remade almost exactly the same within a month or 2 is use the search bar. 6 months to a year is kind of a grey area to be honest. That is the difference. At least that seems to be the general idea on most forums of what considers use the search bar and necromancy.
 

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Arrr, ye have me blunderbuss, matey. These seas be haunted, sez I! We'll scour them undead lubbers back t'the grave!
 

Da Orky Man

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RipVanTinkle said:
Ldude893 said:
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TopazFusion said:
I've seen mod wrath handed out for thread necromancy, so, use the report button? I guess?
Popadoo said:
You have my sword!
And my bow!
And my Pauldrons!
And my bike!



What? It's a pretty bike.
Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potters vessel. Be wise now therefore ye kings. Be admonished ye judges of the earth. Serve the lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be kindled but a little!



And my overly-large bayonets!

(Yes, it's great to join the escapist ranks. This is indeed a fitting first post)
And my space-battleship!



Oh, and welcome to the Escapist. Get out while you still can.
 

Storm Dragon

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I'm not going to help with this. Instead, I'm going to wait a few months until this thread dies, then post in it and ironically resurrect it.
 

lacktheknack

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Ah... Ahahahahahahahaha... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA... AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

For none can resist
nor cease nor desist
the call of the thread so forgotten
nor look at the date
'fore their hunger they sate
with an opinion so irrelevant, illgotten
and unhelpful, their rush
to give opinions, and such
is the essence of these posts' appealings
it gives us great joy
to us if we annoy
the posters, and injure their feelings!

SO BRING ON THE NECROS! I don't care what you say,
I insist that these plebeians (with bad observation) pay!
I laugh in your faces and your furors most holy
and suggest that we make threads... THROUGH NECROMANCY... SOLELY.

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Raven said:



For the record, I just made this...
Because then they get baleeted two weeks post-lock. I can't let this happen to my pretties! ;_;

Also, it's not worth it considering that it hurts LPs and role plays.
 

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Philol said:
Quick! Fetch the church elders and some holy water! This evil must be eradicated!

But yeah it is annoying when you click on a seemingly normal thread...and it's from a year ago.
Agreed... but the annoying part is that I am reading an article or something and the "related" content is underneath... and it is interesting. Then I click on it and read that it's from 2009. It annoys me because now I either have to start a thread (which I still have never done) or revive an ancient one because the issue has now had progress since the OP.

Ugh... why Escapist, why?
 

The Thinker

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Do we have rules about this, gents? I only learned necromancy was frowned upon when I necromanced a thread. I'm still not sure when the body becomes cold, so to speak. But I haven't re-read the rules in a while...

Raven said:
Good idea!
 

lacktheknack

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The Thinker said:
Do we have rules about this, gents? I only learned necromancy was frowned upon when I necromanced a thread. I'm still not sure when the body becomes cold, so to speak. But I haven't re-read the rules in a while...

Raven said:
Good idea!
Role plays, Let's Plays, two-week post-lock deletion. Bad idea. I'd rather just listen the the VERY occasional whinge thread (and then troll it as I did above). :p
 

Jodah

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People ***** about thread necromancy and people ***** about repeat threads.
 

TheNaut131

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You guys ever have that moment when you see a group of people start complaining about some sort of problem on the internet and you haven't the faintest fucking clue what they're honestly talking about?

Yeah, that would be me right now.

Captcha: mumbo jumbo

See! The all-knowing captcha has thinks this is bullshit too, so this must not be a real issue!

Though, I do love assisting in conflicts where I'm not required to do anything...here, take my beam katana!

 

The Pinray

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So there's no winning? The search bar nazis ***** and moan and demand you necro, then when you necro you have this holy crusade to contend with?

Oh dear oh dear. If you can't beat them... Join them.

Count me in! I can be a medic! I have a pretty awesome Priest character in Skyrim, so I have the credentials!
 

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Pray tell, what constitutes thread necromancy?

I thought it was resurrecting an old thread that had died many times ago. Not merely creating a reincarnation.

Have I been wrong all this time?
 

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lRookiel said:
Philol said:
Well the most noble position I could possibly take would be at the back away from fighting with a crossbow. How's that sound?
As you wish my friend, may your aim be true and your will be indomitable!
The Ordo Malleus shall hunt down the foul heretics that are bringing dead threads back to life. In the name of the God Emperor of all mankind you have my thunder hammer and plasma pistol to call on as well!

OT: Seriously, it's getting rather annoying.
 

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lRookiel said:
We may have lived in naivety for too long my friends, the fire of hope is dying quick, and we have done nothing!

Many of you may ask what I am referring to... Well my people, I am of course referring to the plague that is, Thread necromancy!



Oh it is a dark power that only few dare to wield. Yet there has been a dangerous increase in the dark art of late. It has claimed the dignity of many innocents who unknowingly post in a thread that should have been laid to rest long ago....

I'm calling together an army, but I need all of you, the Escapist community, to rise up, and face the evil force head on! To report the corrupted beings who dare interrupt the rest of a thread that has done it's duty, and only wishes to rest in peace!

I plead to the Moderators, who battle long and hard to keep the evil at bay, to bolster their efforts once more! So that we may all save our souls!

Finally, I thank you all for reading, good luck, and good hunting my friends. Many of you may fall in this battle. But know that you will die seeking a just cause, for the future of the Escapist!
That necromancer looks like a total bad ass, I think I may have to take up arms to join him instead. LONG LIVE THE DARK LORD!
 

Luna

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This is one of the reasons why sites with reputation systems are good.