We should SO get a mascot!

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Simalacrum

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xmetatr0nx said:
sky14kemea said:
xmetatr0nx said:
I think our mascot should be russ pitts with an E on his forehead...maybe in a dress. As for the imp, meh ZP isnt everything on this site. Despite what many think.
I'm all for this idea! =D

and he should be sitting on a pink pony!
YES! Now youre on the trolly. Also he should be holding a cat, also in a pink dress.
...[small]the cat should have lasers shooting out its eye's...[/small]
 

Knight Templar

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A Pine Marten!

Or failing that and needing an animal for a mascot, an Emu. They can't walk backwards and neither can we because odds are we are sitting down typing or at work where backwards walking isn't a smart thing to do.
 

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War Penguin said:
Guys! We already have a mascot. It's Max! Duh. (Kidding, Max. Please don't kill me! PLEASE!!!)
even if he doesn't kill you, that's not really going to be very easy to work with, because he keeps changing his avatar every so often.
 

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Azraellod said:
War Penguin said:
Guys! We already have a mascot. It's Max! Duh. (Kidding, Max. Please don't kill me! PLEASE!!!)
even if he doesn't kill you, that's not really going to be very easy to work with, because he keeps changing his avatar every so often.
Then we find him in person and dress him up like xmetatr0nx said.
(Again, just kidding Max. Please, for the love of God, Cthulhu, and Trogdor, don't kill me. Please!)
 

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The Escapist is too classy for any "mascot" besides the stylized "E".

You people are all so greedy. You have a beautifully formed scripted "E" to represent you, and yet still you clamor for more. When will you ever be satisfied?
 

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War Penguin said:
Then we find him in person and dress him up like xmetatr0nx said.
(Again, just kidding Max. Please, for the love of God, Cthulhu, and Trogdor, don't kill me. Please!)
where did he say that? i cant find it for some reason.

was it on a different thread or something?
 

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War Penguin said:
Azraellod said:
War Penguin said:
Guys! We already have a mascot. It's Max! Duh. (Kidding, Max. Please don't kill me! PLEASE!!!)
even if he doesn't kill you, that's not really going to be very easy to work with, because he keeps changing his avatar every so often.
Then we find him in person and dress him up like xmetatr0nx said.
(Again, just kidding Max. Please, for the love of God, Cthulhu, and Trogdor, don't kill me. Please!)
Thats an AMAZINGly SUICIDAL idea! You go find him now! You can probably find him in his basement with all his torture devices!
 

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Behold, the community choice!


Or, failing that, I guess a Pony would do. I'm not sure how you can make an e into a mascot.
Be one with the way of the Pony.
 

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ElephantGuts said:
The Escapist is too classy for any "mascot" besides the stylized "E".

You people are all so greedy. You have a beautifully formed scripted "E" to represent you, and yet still you clamor for more. When will you ever be satisfied?
when rival sites recognise the superiority of the "e" i guess. also i suppose slaughtering trolls...

but your right, i don't see the need for a mascot. if we did need one, we could just get that avatar creation thread to make one. i'm sure they would want to try...
 

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Simalacrum said:
War Penguin said:
Azraellod said:
War Penguin said:
Guys! We already have a mascot. It's Max! Duh. (Kidding, Max. Please don't kill me! PLEASE!!!)
even if he doesn't kill you, that's not really going to be very easy to work with, because he keeps changing his avatar every so often.
Then we find him in person and dress him up like xmetatr0nx said.
(Again, just kidding Max. Please, for the love of God, Cthulhu, and Trogdor, don't kill me. Please!)
Thats an AMAZINGly SUICIDAL idea! You go find him now! You can probably find him in his basement with all his torture devices!
I'm on it.
Hey Max *tells idea*... GAAAH!!!
(Max, I repeat. I'm just kidding. Please don't kill me.)
 

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It is hilarious reading all the Copy Clerks going, "teh impz for teh winz lolol"
and then the Gonzos going, "Actually, no, I think that would be a rather silly idea."

...Actually, Max would be a great icon, since he's right up there with SuperJoe's quality of post's and posts even more frequently than Flying_Emu...

...But no, he would write a thirteen page essay on how he will rip any shred of life from your body, so, yeah...

Umm... an extraordinarily angsty pony would work...
 

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Chiefmon said:
Well, obviously the "Imp" from ZP should be the mascot.
The "Imp' is the mascot for ZP. we need something that represents the entire site. I like Yahtzee too but the site was around before he showed up. Maybe a Giant E. but that would make people think we support ecstasy.
 

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I say a giant Joy stick. Like the old, olden days looking joy stick. With a giant E plastered on it.
 

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goatzilla8463 said:
I always thought that the giant "E" was the logo/ mascoty thing.
Isn't a mascot suppost to be an animal? The E is a logo (and a good one) sure, but I thought a mascot needed to be an animal, or at animal like if nothing else.
 

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Knight Templar said:
goatzilla8463 said:
I always thought that the giant "E" was the logo/ mascoty thing.
Isn't a mascot suppost to be an animal? The E is a logo (and a good one) sure, but I thought a mascot needed to be an animal, or at animal like if nothing else.
Sorry but I don't actually know the dictionary definition for "Mascot".