Weapon of Choice.

[Baby Eater]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

ps3 cant hold as much words >>

than i shall sharpen my moose!
petco has better ammo than petland

good tip, but alas I don't have a petco where I live
and in retaliation for your moose, I shall break out my bear grenades!

then i shall use my bear hands (puns yay!) as well. and my lobster claw grappling hook shall prevail!
wow how did we get so far from op? XD

 

[nicholaxxx]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

ps3 cant hold as much words >>

than i shall sharpen my moose!
petco has better ammo than petland

good tip, but alas I don't have a petco where I live
and in retaliation for your moose, I shall break out my bear grenades!

then i shall use my bear hands (puns yay!) as well. and my lobster claw grappling hook shall prevail!
wow how did we get so far from op? XD

because we're awesome

anyway, lobster claws eh? then I shall use my cat claw knife/ stingray dagger combo! I WILL NOT LOSE TO YOU!

 

[Baby Eater]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

damn ps3 word limits ><

i shall use my octopus shield and swordfish....hammer
ps made a thread for this in off topic

 

[nicholaxxx]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

damn ps3 word limits ><

i shall use my octopus shield and swordfish....hammer
ps made a thread for this in off topic

well then, I must rest for when we do battle I must be in top condition... that and I'm sick... and tired... remember, 12 noon, the harbour, got it memorized?

 

[Baby Eater]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

damn ps3 word limits ><

i shall use my octopus shield and swordfish....hammer
ps made a thread for this in off topic

well then, I must rest for when we do battle I must be in top condition... that and I'm sick... and tired... remember, 12 noon, the harbour, got it memorized?

yup il bring my the good the bad and the ugly soundtrack for the duel song and my swordfish hammer

 

[Spirultima]

In which case you were ripped apart in the time vortex during the travel.

Where is your god now.

Never believed in any gods. I'm covered. Besides, the data collected by scientists on my maiden voyage through time has allowed them to perfect time-travel technology, and my sacrifice has caused all civilizations in the future to regard me as a selfless hero.

Where is Scooby Doo's god now?

You mean the scientists tipped off to purposely make faults in the matter transportation vortex? Got ya.

Don't have Sky anymore so i stopped worshipping Scooby Doo.

Where is your non existent god now?

It's sheer mind blowing coolness will kill any enemy that dares stand in my way. Otherwise, I'd simply use a sniper rifle or get the whole UNSC fleet to bombard them with MAC rounds, HAVOK tactical nukes, Shiva nuclear warheads, and Archer missiles. If it's Romans, I'll call in Leonidas from a few countries over. And don't you start going on about timelines...

Halo fans try so hard to fit in useless Halo specs, no matter what the topic is.
*shakes head*
It's getting sad.

Let them get on with it. Point and laugh, i say.

 

[ace_of_something]

a short spear and shield probably. Both versitile. That or some form of mace because I'm pretty sure I can use that effectively without training.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

In which case you were ripped apart in the time vortex during the travel.

Where is your god now.

Never believed in any gods. I'm covered. Besides, the data collected by scientists on my maiden voyage through time has allowed them to perfect time-travel technology, and my sacrifice has caused all civilizations in the future to regard me as a selfless hero.

Where is Scooby Doo's god now?

You mean the scientists tipped off to purposely make faults in the matter transportation vortex? Got ya.

Don't have Sky anymore so i stopped worshipping Scooby Doo.

Where is your non existent god now?

You don't believe in Scooby Doo?! Enjoy hell, heretic.

 

[Spirultima]

You don't believe in Scooby Doo?! Enjoy hell, heretic.

Ever since he removed me from access to Sky, i stopped worshipping his excellence.

 

[Jedamethis]

Probably a crossbow, as you need very strong arms to fire a bow very far

 

[Rolling Thunder]

The Imperial Navy, from Warhammer 40,000. To be precise, an Emperor-Class Battleship.

Enough firepower to level continents, at my fingertips.

 

[bcponpcp27]

A pike seems like a good choice. If your in a well trained group, that's pretty damned lethal.

 

[Dyp100]

A saber, those things are fun to swing. (My dad owns a ceremonial one he got in the army.)


Maybe some piano wire, and some others weapons I've seen on here.

 

[Dyp100]

The Imperial Navy, from Warhammer 40,000. To be precise, an Emperor-Class Battleship.

Enough firepower to level continents, at my fingertips.

Actaully, enough power to kill all life on a planet, with a virus bomb, or blow open a whole planet with an Exterminatus.

 

[archvile93]

Other than spears, weren't longer weapons like halberds and polearms not seen until the medieval era?

 

[Rolling Thunder]

The Imperial Navy, from Warhammer 40,000. To be precise, an Emperor-Class Battleship.

Enough firepower to level continents, at my fingertips.

Actaully, enough power to kill all life on a planet, with a virus bomb, or blow open a whole planet with an Exterminatus.

True. But I find it more amusing to do it on a city-by-city basis.

 

[stonethered]

I'd off-hand a sturdy branch or light mace and main hand a falchion.
shield just doesn't do it for me, I want something I can swing. and Falchion, well, a second edge and i'd probably forgt to sharpen it.

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZbckwYY9r4

 

[Dyp100]

The Imperial Navy, from Warhammer 40,000. To be precise, an Emperor-Class Battleship.

Enough firepower to level continents, at my fingertips.

Actaully, enough power to kill all life on a planet, with a virus bomb, or blow open a whole planet with an Exterminatus.

True. But I find it more amusing to do it on a city-by-city basis.

As a Holy Inquisitor of the Emperor, I charge you for wasting his Holy's resources, and I will now be forced to execute you!

You know what, OP? I'm gonna change my choice to Power sword.