Weapon of Choice.

[Baby Eater]

a platypus stuck on a branch with a possum helmet

gentlemen may i introduce you to....PLATYPUS MORNING STAR!

 

[Baby Eater]

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW?!​

pure awesomeity winage my good sir. *cookie*

 

[andrat]

Claymore. Easy

 

[Trivun]

This is my Weapon of Choice:

Spoiler: The Ultimate Weapon

It's sheer mind blowing coolness will kill any enemy that dares stand in my way. Otherwise, I'd simply use a sniper rifle or get the whole UNSC fleet to bombard them with MAC rounds, HAVOK tactical nukes, Shiva nuclear warheads, and Archer missiles. If it's Romans, I'll call in Leonidas from a few countries over. And don't you start going on about timelines...

Halo fans try so hard to fit in useless Halo specs, no matter what the topic is.
*shakes head*
It's getting sad.

What's so wrong with my post? I've done this once. I just think that apart from the likes of Star Wars/Warhammer/etc, the only thing with bigger weapons is probably the Hammer of Dawn, which isn't quite as badass as raging hellfire screaming down from above, which is what Halo ship weaponry gives. I've only mentioned Halo weapon stuff once for ages. No need to call me out on it because someone else may have posted about Halo weapons before...

 

[Stalk3rchief]

This is my Weapon of Choice:

Spoiler: The Ultimate Weapon

It's sheer mind blowing coolness will kill any enemy that dares stand in my way. Otherwise, I'd simply use a sniper rifle or get the whole UNSC fleet to bombard them with MAC rounds, HAVOK tactical nukes, Shiva nuclear warheads, and Archer missiles. If it's Romans, I'll call in Leonidas from a few countries over. And don't you start going on about timelines...

Halo fans try so hard to fit in useless Halo specs, no matter what the topic is.
*shakes head*
It's getting sad.

What's so wrong with my post? I've done this once. I just think that apart from the likes of Star Wars/Warhammer/etc, the only thing with bigger weapons is probably the Hammer of Dawn, which isn't quite as badass as raging hellfire screaming down from above, which is what Halo ship weaponry gives. I've only mentioned Halo weapon stuff once for ages. No need to call me out on it because someone else may have posted about Halo weapons before...

Pretty sure I was in my own rights to call you out, especially since I called you out for posting Halo stuff in the most unrelated forum you could.
-_-
Stay on topic.

 

[nicholaxxx]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

 

[Baby Eater]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

ahem...

a platypus stuck on a branch with a possum helmet

gentlemen may i introduce you to....PLATYPUS MORNING STAR!

i think theres only one solution.... animal weaponry fight!

 

[Hedberger]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

ahem...

a platypus stuck on a branch with a possum helmet

gentlemen may i introduce you to....PLATYPUS MORNING STAR!

i think theres only one solution.... animal weaponry fight!

I was about to say burning katana but it just can't keep up with this.

 

[Baby Eater]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

ahem...

a platypus stuck on a branch with a possum helmet

gentlemen may i introduce you to....PLATYPUS MORNING STAR!

i think theres only one solution.... animal weaponry fight!

I was about to say burning katana but it just can't keep up with this.

flaming beaver katan
your welcome mate (that'll be £50)

 

[nicholaxxx]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

ahem...

a platypus stuck on a branch with a possum helmet

gentlemen may i introduce you to....PLATYPUS MORNING STAR!

i think theres only one solution.... animal weaponry fight!

8AM, the harbour, be there

 

[fletch_talon]

Christopher Walken.
He'd lull them, into, a false sense of security, with his VOICE. Then... WAM crazy, martial arts skills that you KNOW, you don't want to be on the wrong end of.

 

[Numb1lp]

So you learned the name of a weapon nobody on the internet has heard of, and you want to look smart???

 

[Necrofudge]

Short sword, Spear, Or search bar

 

[Baby Eater]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

ahem...

a platypus stuck on a branch with a possum helmet

gentlemen may i introduce you to....PLATYPUS MORNING STAR!

i think theres only one solution.... animal weaponry fight!

8AM, the harbour, be there

i have to pick up my nephew and take him to the petting zoo to get a new spear so is noon good?

 

[Slayer_2]

In the time period? So no M16's?

 

[nicholaxxx]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

ahem...

a platypus stuck on a branch with a possum helmet

gentlemen may i introduce you to....PLATYPUS MORNING STAR!

i think theres only one solution.... animal weaponry fight!

8AM, the harbour, be there

i have to pick up my nephew and take him to the petting zoo to get a new spear so is noon good?

fine, I have to go to petland and pick up a new battle axe *GASP* I mean... what? yeah noon is good.

 

[Baby Eater]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

ps3 cant hold as much words >>

than i shall sharpen my moose!
petco has better ammo than petland

 

[Undeleted]

Bow & Arrow

 

[nicholaxxx]

a balista... or just a huge ass sword... or just a little shank.. anything that I can kill creativley with really I mean think about it:

Don't think I really need to explain the balista
I could just beat people to death with the blunt of the sword
I can think of many ways to kill with a little shank... which won't be shared o nthese forums as to avoid moderator reaction...

or tie a rat to a stick... RAT FLAIL

ps3 cant hold as much words >>

than i shall sharpen my moose!
petco has better ammo than petland

good tip, but alas I don't have a petco where I live
and in retaliation for your moose, I shall break out my bear grenades!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Hmm I still think a big old sheild is nice, but maybe a mace too. That way I can smash through what ever armor they wore and crumple bones