Weapon of Choice

[archvile93]

The BFG 9000. Anything less would stupid. However, in case it has to be real, MK. 17 SCAR-H Std. with an underslung FN40GL.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Obvious answer is obvious:

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

SA80, painted red, just for poops and giggles

 

[Irish Rover Baird]

A good old Claymore!

Spoiler

 

[Jfswift]

It's a combat revolver for the police, pictured here. 8 cylinders, .357 mag.

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

Oh yeah.




Oh. And because I just KNOW this would've eventually happened.


Hehe. I could watch that all day.

DAMMIT I WANTED TO DO THAT!

 

[RicoADF]

Funny thing is, I would pick a Kukri too, and when I saw the thread I instantly thought of the song.

My signature would instead be...an ELEPHANT GUN!

Because when you have to kill someone, it doesnt hurt to do it in...style...

It would hurt actually... elephant guns kick like a mule (I've actually seen someone dislocate a shoulder from not firing one properly.

Anyway...

Come get some (And its NOT called a noob tube).

In Australia its called a Wombat gun, since the wombat goes into its burrow (aka the round into the barrel) lol.
I'd go for either that or a HK416, depending what the situation is.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

I would definetly choose one curved knife and one straight one. As fun as guns go I'd want a machine pistol ex. Uzi. A high rate of fire and easy to carry. As for not real wepons i'd want a light sabre. But most of all i'd want a Garrote

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

A 100ft tall Christopher Walken capable of dancing and armed with eye-lasers, and why the hell not, a crotch-cannon. Gives those hip thrusts a little more pizazz.

 

[10zack986]

Two perfectly balanced butterfly knives and a silenced FN 5 7.

I just popped a boner.

OT: For me, 2 FN 5 7s (not to be used at the same time, but instead as a faster alternative to reloading.) and any .30 06 rifle. Remember, when shit hits the fan, you're going to want 20 round, flush mags.

 

[chainer1216]

don't even need to think about, colt peacemaker, i'd name it Moses, because he speaks with thunder and lays down the law.

 

[Glaive_21842]

Spoiler: This. Nuff said.

 

[Are.Oh.Why]

A huge revolver like hellboy has and a nice longsword

 

[spartan231490]

I actually thought of this song when I read the thread title:

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OT: I don't know many guns, but it'd be a shotgun like the one in the picture you posted. I love that simple design with the wooden stock. It's just sexy, I love shotties.

I'm pretty sure that's a remington model 870 express.
OT: my weapon of choice would probably be dual combat knives, somewhat like the kukri, but curving away from the edge instead of towards it. as for firearms, def the remington .300 ultramag, pump action, wooden stock, clip fed.

 

[SolomonG679]

My weapon of choice would be a combination of Gordon's Crowbar, Gravity Gun, Physics gun, and the portal gun. Would fulfill almost all needs in most situations.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

My mind! Because you can't disarm someone who can kill you with a thought (well you can cut off their head, but that would just kill them).

Too fantasical? Well then how about a FLAMETHROWER! I could kill my enemies and cook my diner! And nothing says I'm crazy then a laughing manacially while turning the enemy into a living torch.

Still to crazy? Well then I guess some sort of semi-automatic rifle. I'd want to be accurate and when you have to wait a bit between each shot you tend to aim a bit better. At least I do.

 

[spartan231490]

A obsidian katana with red japanese words (honor, death, justice, execution) and two desert eagles called; Fuck and Off.

Have to point out, Obsidian is glass. Building a sword out of glass is massively impractical, it would just suck.

1796 Britsh Cavalry Saber, this will mess you up.
Or, if for some reason armour was back in vogue

As far as guns go, this guy has it right.

http://gunsofold.com/images/FD1253G_winchester_1873.gif
Oh Winchester, you beautiful beast.

they made spear/arrow heads out of obsidian once upon a time. it's not just simple glass. still, prolly wouldn't work for a sword. Maybe a knife? and i think he just meant the color.