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Fanta Grape

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... did I just get ninja'd by the OP... Stupid Christopher Walken...

Anywhoo, mine would be a katana. The weapon of choice for wapanese idiots, but I'm ACTUALLY Japanese so I have an excuse. So damn stylish
 

Super Toast

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The Bride's Katana.



Would you honestly mess with someone holding this? I didn't think so. As far as guns go, a modified G36C.

 

Avarith

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I got to say two normal Six inch blade daggers one with a black tinted blade the other white, known simply as War and peace.
 

The Salty Vulcan

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KaosuHamoni said:
Quantum Roberts said:
Jezzascmezza said:
A vuvuzela!
Why kill your enemies when you can just really annoy them instead?
You'll be getting this in the face if you EVER remind me of that sound again!

In all seriousness... What the fuck is that!?

Edit: The gun... thing? Not the deathly-irritating horn of 'Oh-my-god-I'm-going-to-break-your-face-if-you-blow-that-for-one-more-nanosecond'
The ZF-1 from The Fifth Element.

It's light; handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undetectable by X-ray; ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. One shot and replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goodies. Rocket launcher, arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads, their famous net launcher, the always-efficient flamethrower and the all-new 'Ice-cube System'.
 

Aur0ra145

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Easy.

A tomahawk.

EVERYTHING CAN BE KILLED WITH A TOMAHAWK!!!

:cookies for reference.
 

Iron_will

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My first thought would be the M1911.

Then I thought of the VSS Vintorez. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VSS_Vintorez]

I'd probably still roll with the M1911 though. I suppose the Vintorez would be my main weapon, not my signature firearm.
 

Kavachi

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Don't know if I'm ninja'd, but if not, 2 words:

Gravity. Gun.

Or, if it has to be non-fictional:

A spoon. (ref: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y)
 

F'Angus

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Bow and arrows, nice and silent (apart from the people's screams when they get hit) also reusable mostly.

Also maybe a Scoped Revolver, just for the bigger targets.
 

Ryuo

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It is an M4 Upper Receiver swap. Gotta love the versatility of the M4.

An S&W Model 686 .357 would be my Signature weapon, however.
 

N1ceDreamz

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The Assassins Creed hidden blade, or maybe a Desert Eagle. Impractical? Yes. Badass? Fuck yeah!
 

Brightzide

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In highschool I made a pair of gloves ( they were just wooly mittens...really )with pencil sharpener blades stitched and glued to the inside of the fingers, inbetween finger joints. Probably just wear them so I could pounce and maul people to death, not dissimilar from the Hunter from L4D...yeah...That'll work
 

PissOffRoth

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hazabaza1 said:
Count Igor said:



You don't even want to know what that third one is.
Is that an... eight barrelled sawed off shotgun?
THIS.
SO MUCH THIS.
I'm actually pretty sure it's an eight barreled musket pistol... You'd be the terror of the seas there, matey.
 

sanguinator

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i dont know much about guns but i would go withan assault rifle that has a semi auto option and a combat shotty. rifle for mid to short range and shotty for blowing holes in walls and short range.