Weapons in your room...

[krement]

Um, out of actual weaponry, I have a mahogany truncheon.

If improvised weaponry, id say some blank DVD's with sharpened edges would be a pretty evil weapon.

 

[BlackJack47]

i do have a bokken and a pair of tonfa in my room, from a history of Jujitsu training XD

if not these than i can use the Wii Nunchuks

 

[shroomie]

Dumbells without any extra weights on, good and solid to beat people around the head with.

 

[Mr Jack]

17th Century Spodroon, battle ready, hanging on the wall next to my bed. 8" sheath knife by my elbow, and two hatchets and a felling axe in the shed. Ooh, and a Mortuary Sword.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

None that are meant to be used as a weapon, although I could use anything as a weapon, either to wound, kill or distract any opponent foolish enough to bother me. My sensei always said I was good at improvising.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

I like bagpipes. You are not safe.

Bloody 'ell!.

Fortunately I have this nearby:

A relic mobile phone that belonged to my father. It weighs just shy of Texas and it'll give you a concussion if you look at it inappropriately!. Plus the antenna is an excellent eye-poker!.

 

[Tossth Esalad]

My copy of "The Travel Book". That's one bigass book...

 

[ShadowKatt]

I have knives, lots and lots of knives. I'd love for someone to break in. I could clock them over the head with something heavy and then tie them up, and spend the next three weeks sustaining them on bread and water while I come in multiple times a day and use each one to make another little cut on them until they beg me to just let them die, and then cut the arterys on the back of their knees and let them bleed out slowly >

 

[hippykiller]

um my large heavy wooden katana. its for Patrice but that thing hurts like a mofo when you get hit by it.

 

[Freelancer86]

One large 3in dia Korean War era US Navy artillery shell.

 

[ppont]

A pencil. Might sound lame, but if a degree in eye poking existed I would totally get it.

 

[R3dF41c0n]

I have a four D-cell Mag-lite flashlight, great for blinding people at night then beating them to death.

 

[Croaker42]

Well at anygiven point I have atleast 3 sobe bottles within reach. Those things are heavy.

 

[dwightsteel]

Any one of the several swords I own....or how about the throwing knives (though I'll be the first to admit, I suck at using them). The nunchuckus? I have a few pairs of those floating around (and it's the only weapon I've had any legitimate training with).

Although, for practicality's sake, I'll just go with my Ruger P345 .45 Auto.

 

[Nomad]

I just moved house, and haven't put up all my decorations where they're supposed to be yet... So currently I have three swords and four daggers in my bedroom. So probably one of those. The swords beat the daggers due to the length, I suppose, and only one of the swords are sharp... So that one.

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[dwightsteel]

I have knives, lots and lots of knives. I'd love for someone to break in. I could clock them over the head with something heavy and then tie them up, and spend the next three weeks sustaining them on bread and water while I come in multiple times a day and use each one to make another little cut on them until they beg me to just let them die, and then cut the arterys on the back of their knees and let them bleed out slowly >

.....this isn't sick at all....

 

[grimsprice]

I have knives, lots and lots of knives. I'd love for someone to break in. I could clock them over the head with something heavy and then tie them up, and spend the next three weeks sustaining them on bread and water while I come in multiple times a day and use each one to make another little cut on them until they beg me to just let them die, and then cut the arterys on the back of their knees and let them bleed out slowly >

.....this isn't sick at all....

You know what? I agree with you. That is pretty sick. How much of a mess would that make? Staining the carpet and what not. A much better way to torture someone is with a blowtorch. Slowly burn holes in them. Much cleaner and more civilized. What an amateur.

 

[6883]

LOL I have a samuri sword and this giant epic knife, arm shark, claw thing of death on my wall
oh and a paintball gun if that counts as a weapon.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

My 4000 page encyclopaedia of everything. That thing can break bones...