Weird-Ass Facts

[KdS_22]

Guys, on average, think about sex or sex-related matters once every seven minutes.
.

this is wrong

Low or high?

 

[Roganwilson]

I don't know why, but both of mine are penis related.

Cheetahs have a difficult time breeding due deformed sperm flagella.

Dragonfly penises are scoop shaped so if a male finds a female that has already mated, it scrapes out the other males sperm and places its own in.

 

[The Heik]

So yeah...anyone else got any weird facts?

It is impossible to lick your elbow

Spoiler

75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

It is not impossible to lick your elbow. Friend can pop his shoulder out and lick it.

Yea but he's POPPING HIS ARM OUT!!!!!!

I can touch my spine with my chin but I first have to remove my head. Does that count?

 

[Kinguendo]

Left-handed people are better at sports that require good spatial judgment and fast reaction, compared to right-handed individuals.

Then why is almost every legendary soccer player right footed?

I am left handed but I kick with my right foot... thats why.

 

[tthor]

1/3 of all japanese people are actually cyborgs.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

5/4 people are bad at fractions.

 

[Kinguendo]

Left-handed people are better at sports that require good spatial judgment and fast reaction, compared to right-handed individuals.

Then why is almost every legendary soccer player right footed?

I am left handed but I kick with my right foot... thats why.

That one's still going to have to require proof.

Nope, it isnt. Look at my avatar... I am the Paedofinder General... do you want me to use the power invested in me by prurient wishful thinking to find you guilty of Paedophilia?

You want me to prove I kick with my right foot? Or did I somehow say that they are better at sport because they can kick a ball more accurately? OR could that be explained by the fact that there are more right handed people than left handed?

OH MY GOD! Logic seems to explain this perfectly... brilliant, glad I could figure that out for everyone!

Jeez, bombarding me with questions when the answer is pretty freaking obvious.

 

[Ainx311]

tigers love pepper and hate cinnamon

 

[snow]

Some fun facts:

5. Did you know that the average chocolate bar in the U.S. contains at least 8 pieces of an insect in it? Harvesting of the cacao beans occurs in the tropical countries of South America with low sanitation levels.


I like bugs. :3

AHHHH!!! You have ruined chocolate for me forever!!!

OT: eeeeh... I can't think of anything worthy of putting on here sorry..

 

[scorch 13]

Did you know a sperm whale(insert joke here)has a 7 foot long penis.Ya now imagine if whales went in to porn(insert beastiality joke here)

 

[ERadical]

My whole continent is trying to kill its people..

 

[newuseforvintage]

"American Pie" by Don McLean was about a plane crash that killed Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J. P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson

No one knows what American Pie is about. It includes references which could be to the plane crash, or about the Hell's Angels at Altamont (I think that's the one). There are also apparent John Lennon references, Bob Dylan and Elvis comparisons, uggesting that if it is a song about big musical events, then the most important point of the song is 'The day the music died.' It could be that the song is about various days when music could be said to have 'died'. (Don McLean refuses to say what this song is about)

He has publicly stated that it refers to Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper, he just won't specify what the other events are.

 

[snow]

Some fun facts:

5. Did you know that the average chocolate bar in the U.S. contains at least 8 pieces of an insect in it? Harvesting of the cacao beans occurs in the tropical countries of South America with low sanitation levels.


I like bugs. :3

AHHHH!!! You have ruined chocolate for me forever!!!

OT: eeeeh... I can't think of anything worthy of putting on here sorry..

Most foods actually have insect pieces in them. Look up health standards, they actually have percentages and numbers of how many insects/insect parts per can/bar/jar/whatever.

Escapist News headline: Gamer dies of starvation from reading Escapist threads!

Nah j'k... I always figured that we'd be ingesting weird stuff from the food we ate... I always figured it would be poo since you know... Manure is used in growing just about everything! Man in retrospect... We have some really gross eating habbits :3

 

[hittite]

Prove that left handed people are objectively better then right handed people at anything, you spaz.

Your hand dominance is directly linked to which lobe of your brain is dominant, although oddly on opposite sides (e.g.- right hand=left brain). It has been statistically proven that right-brainers (meaning left-handers) are better at abstract concepts such as poetry and painting. Whereas left-brained people are better at logic and concrete concepts such as math. This is, of course, only a trend. There are always exceptions.