Weird Dreams

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Ok the other day I was having a dream (Didn't know it was a dream while it was happening though obviously). As far as I can remember it went something like this: I'm the player in Fallout 3, and I know I'm in a game but then for some reason, I start re-enacting a battle from Lord of the Rings. Eventually I die but then I re-load and realise that I can use my guns because I was only using melee weapons when I last "played" it.

I don't remember how it turned out but I remember waking up thinking one thing and one thing only. "WHAT THE FUCK?"

My question is this: What kind of "WTF?" dreams have you had? and did you ever find out any kind of meaning to them?

Sorry if this is done before but I'm suffering from extreme jet-lag at this point and have the alertness of a brick getting a massage.

 

[Roundhousekickintheface]

Ages Back i had a dream where i was on of the marines in COD4, then later i *****-slapped Captain Price.
Ectasy is a wonderful Drug

 

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[KiiWii]

Driving around in Optimus Freaking Prime.
Hell. Yes.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I had a dream I was playing a crap game.
2 years later I played that crap game.

 

[ExplosivePterodactyl]

I was a mouse. Being chased by a mummy. On a tightrope. It eventually snapped and I plummeted, smacked the ground into a mouse trap. Yea. I have no idea what to say about that dream.(The tightrope thing seemed like it was 2 hours before it snapped)

 

[Gitsnik]

I once dreamed I was one of the zombies in resident evil. This was consistent for about a week before I figured it out and stopped myself.

Strangely, death by RPG isn't that fun.

 

[thevanguard]

i dreamed of being superman beating up this random green batman guy and a massive hole sucked me in even though i was FLYING!

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

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OT: crazy, man. I once remember flying over WalMart with angelic wings of beauty, which promptly fell off my back once I realized how high above the ground I was.

Is this where I take a bow?, No? WELL I'LL DO IT ANYWAY! *bows*

But please tell me you dream ended with you falling into the bed section and waking in a different place than where you went to sleep.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

I had a dream i was in Hogwarts, and Mr Bean came and drowned me in a puddle.

I also had a dream (this was the entire dream) that there was a talking tree going "s**t s**t s**t!" so I asked it what was the matter and it fell on me.

 

[internetzealot1]

Harry Potter was fighting Voldemort and his clones in the street, then got in a car and started running them over. After that, all of the Nintendo characters would blitzkrieg out of a portal, fight with the Harry Potter characters for five minutes, run back through the portal,then do the same fifteen minutes later.

 

[Pegghead]

I once dreamt that I woke up in my bed and the house looked like a nuclear bomb had gone off a while back. I walked across the hall, knocked on the door to find out what the fuck was going on and my friends dad comes out...dressed as a hippie. He asks me to come across to my sisters room. I go there and there are all these people there in ski-gear on the bed. I sit down on the bed (Oh and btw the wall in front of us is completely bombed away, revealing a sad ground covered in autumn leaves and piles of debris. And then suddenly a 5 year old on a parachute comes plummeting down onto the ground, then like a vcr almost rewinds himself backwards. Later in the dream I was standing next to my sister, I looked up at the sky and the clouds were doing loop de loops and my sister said and I quote "I can play a sprointastic note on my ziggyboobah". But that's nothing on my friends constantly recurring "Chicken dreams" in which the earth seems to have been taken over by chickens and is made of marijuana. In them I blame everything on global warming, microwaves are just big chicken beaks that go BWAAAACK, that big guy (Who we just call Ugg) from that movie the rocketeer is always showing up and he only ever says...well, ugg. But the best part about it is that everything seems to have been spoofed and turned into something bizarre, like religion, world of warcraft and even that big Qantas ad where the choir is singing all over the world. Now those are some pretty wierd dreams.

 

[Vita Detestabilis]

I had a dream that I was on an old sailing ship (think pirates) floating on a bright blue ocean which seemed frozen or something (the waves weren't moving). The sky was yellow and I felt really scared for no apparent reason, then I suddenly became aware that the ship was being attacked by rows of floating, hairy brown hills, space-invader style. The hills had tusks like elephants and I knew that if they got close they would sink the ship and steal the cargo we were carrying (which was stacked on deck in crates). All I had to defend my self with however was a an ancient musket which could only shoot once before reloading. I blanked out a bit here but when the dream continued I'd been fighting with these hill-creatures for a while. Then, out of no where a woman appeared on the deck next to me and started shooting at them as well. With her help we started to drive them back and I knew we were going to win, however as soon as I thought that giant scorpions started dropping from the sky onto the ship and just as one was about to sting me I woke up....

That's the weirdest dream I have ever had, and it's stuck in my mind for so long (several years) for that very reason.

 

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OT: crazy, man. I once remember flying over WalMart with angelic wings of beauty, which promptly fell off my back once I realized how high above the ground I was.

Is this where I take a bow?, No? WELL I'LL DO IT ANYWAY! *bows*

But please tell me you dream ended with you falling into the bed section and waking in a different place than where you went to sleep.

You stage stealer, you!

And I didn't even make it into the fucking WalMart. I fell into the parking lot (which, strangely, had no cars parked in it).

Well at least the angelic wings were probably 6 for $1

 

[Radeonx]

I fought Samuel L. Jackson in a sword battle, only to be interrupted by a horde of zombies. We teamed up and killed them all. Totally awesome.

 

[Kuropan]

i dreamed that i let a couple of friends of mine dye my hair golden-blond with royal-blue streaks. Still don't understand it but at least in the dream it looked pretty cool.

 

[Diablini]

Okay this is weird but I have seen something like... my mom's skeleton.
Yes WTF?! truely.

 

[ZeroMachine]

A few years ago, I had a dream that scared the shit out of me.

It started in what looked like a factory, but all of the machinery was outside. The machines were HUGE, and the sky was dark, like it was nighttime and there was a storm coming. I started walking around and then asked one of the workers where I was. He said:

"You're inside your vital organs. These machines... they're you. Stomache, lungs, heart, all here."

I was intrigued by this, so I started to walk around, when I came to the "heart" machine. I was talking with a few of the workers when suddenly the storm I was expecting started. The machinery was struck by lightning many times, and alarms started going off. One of the workers rushed over to me and started yelling "You have to get out of here and get to a hospital!"

"What? Why?" I asked, scared shitless.

"You're having a heart attack!"

Suddenly, I "woke up". I ran downstairs, my hear beating waaay faster than normal, and I yelled to my parents "I need to get to the hospital!" They looked at me weird and asked me why and I just kept yelling "We have to go, we have to go."

I got outside and was about to open the car door when my chest started feeling like it was being stabbed. I fell to the ground cluching my chest, and I whited out... then I really woke up, in my bed, heart beating fast and chest hurting. I calmed myself down and I was fine, but still... I didn't sleep right for a week.

 

[awesomeemosewa]

ive had a dream about a man climbing a building like 100 meaters away from me and when i looked at him i got fucking scared. im serious NEVER been so scared in my entire life.. and then i woke up the hole dream seemed like 10sek long