WEIRD Twilight products >.<

[Johanthemonster666]

http://www.salon.com/entertainment/movies/2010/06/28/twilight_products_ext2010/slideshow.html

A Twilight vibrator? An Edward man-pillow??

Is anyone else creeped out?

 

[Radeonx]

Already been threads made on these, and yes, it's kind of fucked up.

 

[Jackalb]

Oh sweet!

 

[Julianking93]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

 

[Aesir23]

The fuck? Ok, Twilight has officially become the most fucked up series on the planet. In both book/movie-wise. And with its merchandise.

 

[Radeonx]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

I'd be surprised if it hasn't been made already.
Because we all know how many guys want a flesh light based off of a teen book/movie series.
Seriously, though, there is money to be made here.

 

[tomtom94]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

Well I'm sure as fuck not checking to find out.

OT: Yeah, what's more worrying is this stuff is probably a massive seller.

 

[MissPixxie]

The Manillow. OH GOD NO!

 

[rokkolpo]

you spelled twilight a bit *fucked*.
twi-light. pretty simple.

but yeah pretty awful. i've seen it around on the site before.

 

[Johanthemonster666]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

Yes thee have. Fleshjack (for gay men) made a vampire themed one (though they say it's not Twilgiht inspired) yea right lol

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

Please don't give them ideas

 

[iLikeHippos]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

Because of the fanbase.

The fanbase is bestowing around 234,503 people.
234,500 of them are girls.
3 of them are males.

There's basically no profit in the fleshlight.
However, the dildo... Now that's marketing products!

OT: Creeped out by items strangers that I do not know or care for buys? Not really... But the thought of those items is a tad disturbing.

 

[LiquidGrape]

I have yet to see anything which tops the felt replica of Bella's impregnated womb.

Honestly. WHY?!

 

[Johanthemonster666]

you spelled twilight a bit *fucked*.
twi-light. pretty simple.

but yeah pretty awful. i've seen it around on the site before.

Get over it, I have bandages around my fingers (did a lot of yard work this morning ad now my hands are sore)so forgive me grammar police for my typo. =/

 

[goatzilla8463]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

Yum, Bella's snatch...

OT: [HEADING=1]EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW[/HEADING]

 

[Kashim117]

How about the Twilight plasters?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/TWILIGHT-NEW-MOON-ADHESIVE-PLASTERS-IN-SEALED-TIN-BOX_W0QQitemZ300434411063QQcmdZViewItem?rvr_id=&rvr_id=&cguid=b38c01321260a0e20250f090ff0d5adf

For covering up attempted wrist slitting....fucking stupid teenagers

 

[Stone Wera]

OH DEAR GOD NO!
Damn you, Stephanie Meyers! Damn you to Hell!

 

[SPCF]

WHAT.
THE.
FUCK?!?!?!??!

I just started seeing Twilight in a new way >.<

 

[rokkolpo]

you spelled twilight a bit *fucked*.
twi-light. pretty simple.

but yeah pretty awful. i've seen it around on the site before.

Get over it, I have bandages around my fingers (did a lot of yard work this morning ad now my hands are sore)so forgive me grammar police for my typo. =/

well you're spelling the rest good. so i thought you were just ignorant of the spelling. since you spelled it wrong twice.

but yeah srry i guess....