WEIRD Twilight products >.<

[BloodyThoughts]

The last one baffled me the most. Seriously.

But yeah...they make fucked up shit. Why would anyone want a twilight condom?
...

 

[Jackalb]

Yum, Bella's snatch...

Huh...*deep thoughts*

 

[Dags90]

I can't say I'm surprised with some of them, probably the strangest was the tampon holder. I wasn't really surprised with the porno, there are porn spoofs of any remotely popular franchise. Realistically though, I don't think Robert Pattinson even fits into the "twink" category.

 

[DSEZ]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

i think they have but im not entirely sure

 

[CrashBang]

Bwaaaaaaahahahahaha!!! For the loneliest of the lonely teen emo girls
I used to be so scared that Twilight was 'destroying literature' or at least what the public take to be good literature, but I was wrong. It's just pathetic nonsense for lonely tweens, and my ex-flatmate whom I always took to be a normal guy who plays Halo a tad too much, but turns out he's gonna want and need that vibrator

 

[Zackary Yakumo]

oh god......I think im going to puke my lungs out.

 

[zHellas]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

Because of the fanbase.

The fanbase is bestowing around 234,503 people.
234,500 of them are girls.
3 of them are males.

I personally know two of those males.

OT: I once saw like Twilight chalk-heart candies.

 

[Burningsok]

I am deeply disturbed by this. really, twilight gay porn?! I think I'm gonna go stab my eyes out with a tree branch. *prepares to gouge eyes*

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I want to forget what I just saw...
The whole Twilight=Halo thing just got evidence against it...

 

[MaximXavius]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

Well I'm sure as fuck not checking to find out.

OT: Yeah, what's more worrying is this stuff is probably a massive seller.

Well one quick google search later

http://www.fleshlight.com/succu-dry/

Nuff said

*should have mentioned link is NSFW

 

[dmase]

Twilight threads seem to account for three fourths of the probations in months surrounding a movie release... so yeah keep it clean guys.

That is comedy gold, i enjoyed looking through that.

 

[iLikeHippos]

snip

Well I'm sure as fuck not checking to find out.

OT: Yeah, what's more worrying is this stuff is probably a massive seller.

Well one quick google search later

http://www.fleshlight.com/succu-dry/

Nuff said

DEAR GOD WHY DID I JUST CLICK THAT?! That was one of the most disturbing... *sigh*

Well made 1:st post.

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

Lol; The first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this forum was the vibrator. I wasn't even sure it existed until now.

You wouldn't want to make it silver though. That could cause problems if she chooses Sharkboy there...

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

Well I'm sure as fuck not checking to find out.

OT: Yeah, what's more worrying is this stuff is probably a massive seller.

Well one quick google search later

http://www.fleshlight.com/succu-dry/

Nuff said

I take everything back about Vampires not being dreamscape-boogymen now. O_O

 

[tomtom94]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

Well I'm sure as fuck not checking to find out.

OT: Yeah, what's more worrying is this stuff is probably a massive seller.

Well one quick google search later

http://www.fleshlight.com/succu-dry/

Nuff said

*watch*
*delete history*
*brain bleach*

 

[Sleekgiant]

I vote we make Edward toilet paper, you know why >

 

[conchshellthegeek7]

My God, that's creepy. I mean, that's UNBELIEVABLY creepy. I mean, being obsessed with the series is one thing, but that...EW!

 

[Nmil-ek]

Yeah. The dildo's pretty fucked up.

Why not just make Vampire themed flesh lights?

They haven't have they?

Well I'm sure as fuck not checking to find out.

OT: Yeah, what's more worrying is this stuff is probably a massive seller.

Well one quick google search later

http://www.fleshlight.com/succu-dry/

Nuff said

You never cease to amaze me humanity now to go stick my head into an oven.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

weirdest twilight product ever: THE BOOKS. my sister's read them all, and they're drivel.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Complain all ya want, everything on that list is still going to sell a billion copies.