Weirdest Asssumption made about you?
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I had the same problem, just because I can talk to girls as freinds, somehow means i must be gayAverageJoe said:Everyone assumes I'm gay after a little while of knowing me... I mean really, almost everyone, if I start to build a friendship with someone after about a month I'll eventually get asked "So, are you gay?" or the more subtle one "so, do you have a boyfriend or anything?" unless I've mentioned something beforehand which cements my straightness.
It's a lot of little things apparently... Some of my interests, personality traits, music taste, some of my mannerisms, dress sense and the fact that I have more female friends than male friends. At least this is what people have told me; I admit I'm definitely not a guyish guy overall and I'm happy this way.
It doesn't bother me in the slightest, I'm completely confident with myself and my sexuality. Unless there's a woman I'm interested in who thinks I'm gay. Then it ain't so good.
That I was a chick. Two fellers couldn't decide whether or not it was cool to hit on me. It wasn't cool.
Well people always think I'm this overly social, energetic partygirl. Quite the opposite, guys. I do believe it's my haircolour, bright red, that does it.
All the way through school, people called me a satanist. Today though, it seems satanist is just the word chavs use to cover for everyone the least bit alternative, so I don't mind.
The funny one, though, is having immigrants asking me where I was from. I'm 100% danish, I just have a slightly dark skin colour compared to my fellow scandinavians. But this has happened alot through the years.
Apparently, when I was just an infant, my skin was so dark, people yelled at my mum on the street because they thought she'd been putting me in a solarium.
All the way through school, people called me a satanist. Today though, it seems satanist is just the word chavs use to cover for everyone the least bit alternative, so I don't mind.
The funny one, though, is having immigrants asking me where I was from. I'm 100% danish, I just have a slightly dark skin colour compared to my fellow scandinavians. But this has happened alot through the years.
Apparently, when I was just an infant, my skin was so dark, people yelled at my mum on the street because they thought she'd been putting me in a solarium.
I won't go so far as to say I'm dumb, but people do assume I know more than I normally do because of my glasses. That, and I like to use big words. It's like a social experiment, if you use big words, people will assume that you're smart.War Penguin said:A lot of people think I'm smart. It's the glasses. Goddam stereotype.
... Yes, I'm admitting that I'm dumb.
Due to my socialist leanings, I'm apparently Satan.
..Which completely makes sense.
Also, I don't like listening to lyrical music, so I'm usually thought of as being a cultural outcast. Not as weird, but generally amusing.
..Which completely makes sense.
Also, I don't like listening to lyrical music, so I'm usually thought of as being a cultural outcast. Not as weird, but generally amusing.
People assume that I am a scary 6ft 4in killer because I prefer to stay quiet and I'm not very outgoing. People who know me however know that that is not the case.
I've also been seen as majorly aggressive before. When I was being picked on by a kid for weeks years back I snapped and twisted his arm around his back. I was taught the move from somewhere but I can't remember. Anyway I found out that I nearly broke his arm. People didn't speak to me for a while after that but then again neither did that kid so I was happy.
I've also been seen as majorly aggressive before. When I was being picked on by a kid for weeks years back I snapped and twisted his arm around his back. I was taught the move from somewhere but I can't remember. Anyway I found out that I nearly broke his arm. People didn't speak to me for a while after that but then again neither did that kid so I was happy.
Second that. Also the fact that I'm Media-loving (watch a lot of TV Shows, Movies, play Video Games and listen to Music) I must waste my life away to all those things. Not true. I watch/listen/play all that stuff after school while doing homework/at dinner. Weekends I'll only do that if I'm really tired.Kiwibloke said:
Because of the way I dress and speak, people assume I'm a very assertive conservattive, which is quite far from the truth.
Another weird assumption by someone I did a group assignment with was that I didn't constantly think about sex, which is also nonsense. I'm just better at keeping quiet about it.
Another weird assumption by someone I did a group assignment with was that I didn't constantly think about sex, which is also nonsense. I'm just better at keeping quiet about it.
People think that I actually care, that I am a going to go insane and kill everyone this probably isn't helped by my obsession with weaponry and my worryingly large knowledge of how to make explosives.
There is also the assumption that I am either a Goth or a Satanist.
I was called a Goth because I was wearing a Gunblade necklace.
The Satanist one is more because my mothers family is deeply catholic and I don't really get along with them.
There is also the assumption that I am either a Goth or a Satanist.
I was called a Goth because I was wearing a Gunblade necklace.
The Satanist one is more because my mothers family is deeply catholic and I don't really get along with them.
That im gay
That i can fix anything due to me repairing peoples phones in school for a fee
That am an alcoholic because i like brandy.
That i can fix anything due to me repairing peoples phones in school for a fee
That am an alcoholic because i like brandy.