Weirdest Asssumption made about you?

[energetic]

Glad i'm not the only one with this but apparently people in my uni class thought i was gay, which was weird cus I maybe made friends with a few girls but I was always checking them out. Seriously i'm not subtle when checking girls out how could they not have noticed.

Oh also people think i'm spanish or italian cus of my olive complexion, just centuries of only english family.

And that i'm either in my mid twenties or still a teenager.

 

[Spitfire175]

People always seem to assume I'm deadly serious about everything for some reason.

I empathize.

Me too.

Some people seem to think of me as a dim witted all American FOX- worshipping patriot and a total bigot because I don't outright declare open hatred for all things western or hype all other cultures beyond reason. Funny since I'm 1) not American 2) not too fond of the USA 3) even less fond of fox bullcrap.

 

[SimuLord]

People have a tendency to assume that I'm friendly and outgoing---I'm neither. I just "fake it 'til you make it" when at school or around people who can potentially offer me a job.

People think I'm racist---I'm not. I just hate when people live down to stereotypes no matter what color they are.

And people think I'm misogynistic and...well, OK, they're right about that one.

 

[Phoenixlight]

It's often assumed I'm athiest.

I'm yet to understand why.

So you're religious then?

 

[189-snakes]

In high school there was a kid who actually accused me of being a vampire. Seriously, the kid would avoid me like the plague cause he thought I was a vampire. Apparently it was my eyes that freaked him out because he told me that I had "vampire eyes". What the hell are vampire eyes!?

 

[ZydrateDealer]

That I have sex with sheep because I'm from Wales

 

[Doomsday11]

That I was Jewish
That I'm from Gibralter
That I speak amazing spanish

 

[EeveeElectro]

I was called emo for the first time in years t'other day. Made me giggle.
People assume I'm constantly eating, ordering large meals when I go out and must eat tons of fatty foods, but I can't stand them.
I suppose you would assume that when you see someone as fat as me, but I eat less than all my skinny friends. T_T

 

[Assassinscreed548]

people assume that since im kinder and more relaxed than others they can just take advantage of me and treat me like shit...

 

[splatterguy734]

When I was on a school trip to edinburgh the room me and my friend were in was ridiculously hot so we were wearing pajama bottoms with no tops one guy walked in and assumed we were gay/attempted to spread a rumour.

 

[Tsunimo]

apperantly my lazy eye give along with my natural downturn of the corners of my lips give the impression that i am either horribly depressed or extremely enraged...
people will come and ask me whats wrong and i will say nothing then they walk away looking at me like im crazy...

 

[GrinningManiac]

People assume I know everything

I just happen to know a lot of trivia and take interest in a lot of random things. This does not entail omnipotence

Also, because I am a nerd, people assume that if their computers are playing up, I can just look at the casing of the turned-off computer, work out what the problem is (with my SCIENCE magic) and fix it without touching the damn thing

I do, however, posess incredible levels of common sense

Them -"OH NO! My coursework has been deleted!"
Me - "Oh crap! When was it due in?"
Them -"Today!"
Someone else - "Go to I.T! They'll fix it!"
Someone else - "Give it to Ali! He'll find it again!"
Me - "*sigh*...check your recycle bin..."
Everyone - "...oh yeaaaaah!!"

 

[El Poncho]

People assume that my mind hasn't been tainted by the ways of the internet.

 

[Latinidiot]

I am assumed to be over 18. I'm seventeen, so it helps when acquiring booze. also apparently I'm mad as fuck. I am. and here comes the funny stuff: when with a group of friends, one of them thought out loud that yes, I was the type to have a gigantic dick. it went as far as giving me a new nickname; 'Moby dick'. Funny as hell.

 

[o_O]

People assume I'm smart, yet stay at B average. It's infuriating. If I was actually smart, I would actually get scholarships to good schools. May everyone who ever tells me I'm smart suffer horribly for reminding me that I will never go anywhere.

Apparently if you use English swears rather than American ones, you are immediately British... At least online. It's kinda funny really.

I have hair that goes halfway down my back. And am a guy. I get everything attached to that.

 

[Mray3460]

It's been assumed by multiple individuals that I am one of the following:
A. The Anti-Christ
B. The Reincarnation of Adolf Hitler
C. The Reincarnation of Jesus Christ (As in, the second coming)
D. The Reincarnation of Theodore Roosevelt
E. The Reincarnation of Joseph Stalin
F. The Reincarnation of Vladimir Lenin
G. The Reincarnation of Benjamin Franklin
H. A Prophet from God
I. A clone of Hitler
J. An angel
K. A demon/the devil
L. Some combination of the above or others

And people wonder why I'm puzzled by the rest of humanity.

Edit:
Additionally:
M. Filthy Stinking Rich
N. A Genius
O. Completely insane
P. An Android

That takes the cake, buddy...

Best I've got is people thinking I'm either a Freshman (I still don't get their logic) or Emo (Just because I wear all black doesn't make me emo...)

Doesn't it get hot though? And I honestly have no idea how someone would have mistaken me for this:

Spoiler

It's actually not that difficult of a mistake to make when you're in a wetsuit. Sharks mistake divers and surfers in wetsuits for otters all the time, and they're DESIGNED to hunt otters and similar creatures

In high school there was a kid who actually accused me of being a vampire. Seriously, the kid would avoid me like the plague cause he thought I was a vampire. Apparently it was my eyes that freaked him out because he told me that I had "vampire eyes". What the hell are vampire eyes!?

Did you ever keep your gaze focused on his eyes, keeping your head tilted slightly forward and only blinking when he looked away (Intentionally or otherwise)? I did that to a couple guys who were disrupting class and sat in front of me. They quickly shut up, only occasionally looking over their shoulders before quickly turning forward again, sometimes shuddering. Ended up (Unintentionally) earning myself a few of the above titles that way.

 

[Smokeydubbs]

People generally think I'm older than I really am. Weird because I have a baby face and have patchy facial hair. But at the same time my hair loss is more and more visible. My guess I'll have a horseshoe up there within the next 5 years.

 

[SextusMaximus]

People have thought that my middle name was Beatles (had it on Facebook) and nipple on a number of occasions. I know where the first one was from but... ah well.