Weirdest Asssumption made about you?
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One girl from college assumed i was a Satanist, because the ear stretchers i was wearing just happened to have stars in the middle (note: stars, not pentagrams.)
Another person assumed i was into DBSM because i had a chain attatched to my wallet.
Another person assumed i was into DBSM because i had a chain attatched to my wallet.
My coworkers are convinced that my girlfriend makes me dress up like dracula and hang upside down so we can have sex. Not entirely sure what crazy they've got going on.
I sneak up on people, I get angry for no real reason, and threaten people. So some--presumptious--body assumed that I was going to kill someone...
They were right to.
They were right to.
Oddest one was that someone thought I was 21, when I was only 17 at the time. Useful, but slightly worrying.
People have assumed I'm a skin head (Neo Nazi) before. I shave my skull bare (Army), wear mostly black (Because its what I like to wear) and wear tanker boots (Because their comfortable). Throw in the fact that I insist people call me by my last name (Which is German), and a lot of people get the wrong idea.
Most people I meet assume I play WoW.
Mainly becuase most of the other gamer's in my school are UberNerds, where as I am only a TurboNerd.
Mainly becuase most of the other gamer's in my school are UberNerds, where as I am only a TurboNerd.
The most common assumption people make about me is that I'm a biker purely because I have long hair,a beard and wear black a lot
My younger brother told me a great one once though.A few years ago he was in his friends car and they drove past me.The friend(obviously not knowing who I was)turns to my brother and says,completely seriously,"that guy there is a dangerous fucker.I heard he's a black belt and once beat the shit out of 6 guys at the same time".My bro and me nearly pissed ourselves laughing when he told me later.I still have no idea how that story got started
My younger brother told me a great one once though.A few years ago he was in his friends car and they drove past me.The friend(obviously not knowing who I was)turns to my brother and says,completely seriously,"that guy there is a dangerous fucker.I heard he's a black belt and once beat the shit out of 6 guys at the same time".My bro and me nearly pissed ourselves laughing when he told me later.I still have no idea how that story got started
People often assume that I'm "smart" and nag me for help.
Probably because I actually work during class instead of socializing.
I guess "work" to them means the same thing as "knows what the hell he's doing".
EDIT: People also assume that I'm a stoner because I wear flanel, I have acne, I have messed up
hair, my skin is dry, and I do extremely neurotic things.
......alright, maybe they have a point...
Probably because I actually work during class instead of socializing.
I guess "work" to them means the same thing as "knows what the hell he's doing".
EDIT: People also assume that I'm a stoner because I wear flanel, I have acne, I have messed up
hair, my skin is dry, and I do extremely neurotic things.
......alright, maybe they have a point...
-Do you have a girlfriend
- Nope
- what? Are you gay?
- Me annoyed- Yes I am gay.....
- Mhmhm ok, just you know I dont have anything against gays dont worry
- Me neither..
Most people think I am 5 years older, I don't even have facial hair how can I look older?? ;p This can be really useful if I am at a bar or buying alcohol though, no one asks me questions.
- Nope
- what? Are you gay?
- Me annoyed- Yes I am gay.....
- Mhmhm ok, just you know I dont have anything against gays dont worry
- Me neither..
Most people think I am 5 years older, I don't even have facial hair how can I look older?? ;p This can be really useful if I am at a bar or buying alcohol though, no one asks me questions.
I'm a junior now, but as a freshman people always assumed I was a senior, or in college. Went to a party the summer before freshman year wearing a Syracuse University shirt, and was asked by a couple people what I was majoring in there. Now, people always assume I'm a dumbass jock just because I'm tall and somewhat muscular, despite the fact that I'm highly above average for intelligence.