Weirdest comment about your physical appearence you heard.

[curty129]

While I was working at a retail establishment, random women have told me that I reminded them of either A) Christian Slater in the 80s, or B) Jim Carrey.

Spoiler: This is me.

I also got confused with my brother while we were both employed at the same shop, even though he doesn't actually look all that much like me. We only discovered that was happening when he dyed his hair blond and then people started commenting to me about how they liked my hair better this way/wished I'd kept it blond (I've never changed my hair color). Suddenly the "Wow, you're just always here!" comments made more sense.

I can't really see where either of those women were coming from with those 'observations', but at least the first lady stressed the comparison was intended as a compliment.

You do look like Jim Carrey o_o If it was a compliment or not, I don't know.
And since I was born many years after the 80s finished, I can't comment on "a)" ):

OT: "You have a big nose."

Why thank you, you pretentious, spoiled, uncaring stranger.

( I don't have a big nose )

 

[enzilewulf]

"can you see? or is there too much water in your eyes because they seem so blue." some girl said that to me when I was running a track meet.. wierdest comment ever.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

A few weeks back my stalker/friend came up to me and said 'You look like a Vampire, I want to have sex with you while you bite me'. Does that deserve a /thread?

I look nothing like a vampire, I'm more like a werewolf. Thick sideburns, rough-ish 5 o'clock shadow and mane-esque hair. I need to stop hanging out with crazies.

 

[nicolexlikesxsheep]

At lunch one day, I stood up from my table and my friend pointed at me and yelled "Water retaining sea cow!"
I'm not fat, so I was rather weirded out.

 

[brynnflynn]

"You have Jesus eyes."

I think the guy was trying to say I have a very piercing way of looking at things.

 

[AWAR]

"Your fingers are pretty nice"


wtf..

 

[Looking For Alaska]

Ever since I got a haircut people have been telling me I look like Vanilla Ice.

 

[ejb626]

Unforutnatly being a ginger I don't tan, I redden
During the sunmmer my arms and face often go red while mysteriously my torso is unaffected and if pressure is applied the skin in the red areas goes pale white for a few seconds and then goes back to red, its winter now so its whitening up but in the summer I have red arms and a red face most of the time.

Some comments I've gotten

"Why is your face red? Are you like embarassed?"

A pitiful atempt at making fun of me "Did you like have a period and it went to your face" (I'm a guy so I guess I was supposed to be extra-insulted.)

"Man, why are you always red"

"Are you red all over?"

I've also recieved the nickname Big Red at first I thought because of my hair but no because of my skin. Damn skin why so sensitive?

 

[Akai Shizuku]

"Hey, hottie!"
-A girl today


I have very low self-esteem.

http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/44088-halo3-2-lg%20copy.jpg

 

[CivilWar]

"You're just the right type of chubby."

Didn't know if that was a compliment or not... :S

 

[funguy2121]

You look like...

Steve Buscemi.

Chris Kattan.

The old guy from 3's Company and the Andy Griffith Show.

Dammit, I know I'm not Hayden Christenson but I'm better looking than that!

(someone please tell me I'm pretty!)

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

"Little nipply today are we?"

-.-

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

Once upon a time, when i had hair instead of some hair, and a beard, people said I looked like a Mountain Man.

Without it, people say I look like an Ogre.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

"Hey, hottie!"
-A girl today


I have very low self-esteem.

Pardon my confusion, but is it not a compliment to be called a hottie?

 

[Shenanigans176]

"Hey, hottie!"
-A girl today


I have very low self-esteem.

Pardon my confusion, but is it not a compliment to be called a hottie?

My guess is that it was sarcastic?

I have red hair, so any fire/ginger joke you can think of has been directed at me =P
Although, I do tan to an extent, so the ginger jokes are less prevalent.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

"Hey, hottie!"
-A girl today


I have very low self-esteem.

Pardon my confusion, but is it not a compliment to be called a hottie?

My guess is that it was sarcastic?

I have red hair, so any fire/ginger joke you can think of has been directed at me =P
Although, I do tan to an extent, so the ginger jokes are less prevalent.

Bah, tanning is for the... melanin inclined (I just burn.)

Green eyes by any chance?

 

[Xanadu84]

I met a bunch of my college friends while I had a beard. People got used to it. One day, I shaved it off on a whim. One girls I knew (Who is insane) pointed to me, screamed, and said, "Put your face back on", followed shortly by, "You look like a child molester".

Yeah, that was weird...apperently, she just doesn't like change.

 

[Spiner909]

Multiple people have told me I look like Goob from Meet the Robinsons. I've never seen that movie so I hope it's not bad...

Dude, I'm sorry. That's really bad.

I can't personally recall anything odd said about me. I sort of have the feeling people are scared to do it.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

I once had someone I didn't know at a convention point at me and go "Not fair!" And when I blinked at them, totally confused, she said "How come you get so big of boobs when you're so tiny?"

You should've said "Because you touch yourself at night."

OT: Stoner eyes.
Stoner eyes.
Stoner eyes.
Pretty eyes.
Gorgeous eyes.
Beautiful eyes.

I'm so confused.

Well, they do say that having large pupils is an instinctively attractive thing because they dialate like that when people are arracted to one another.

No not the pupils, the actual eyes; like as if I was tired so they're half closed.

 

[Romblen]

"You look like a stoner"

Or my favorite, "You look like that old guy off the movie Up." I'm 17 years old.