Weirdest Conversation?

[Spaghetti]

Umm, too many wierd coversations to count.
A good highlight though would be the conversation I had with a friend over What would it be like if Jeff Wayne's "War of The Worlds" had interpretive dance. Well, we went on to create some "unusual" dance moves for "War of the Worlds" that day

 

[deathless14]

dogs are cool dogs are cool dogs are cool NINJA SPYS... dont ask my friends are weird

 

[GHMonkey]

"dude... you...your... your face is a jimmy john, hahahaha! can i-i-i ax you a question, dose red wine, red bull, and scotch mix?"

"dude, this is college, it all mixes"

 

[Sassafrass]

I once had a conversation with my friend which involved dating his sister.

You or him?

Weirdly enough, it was about both of us dating his sister...

 

[Florion]

My friend and I made a drunk-versus-zombiedom cartesian graph. That was pretty interesting.

 

[Yoshemo]

Mine was a few weeks ago, my friend kept talking about how he payed his own sister 500$ to have sex with him

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Weirdest conversation? We went from a Talk about politics to who would win in a fight between Solid snake and Duke Nukem.. which then degenerated into ethnic jokes, which then generated into why all pokemon lay eggs, despite some being labeled mammals.

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Mine was a few weeks ago, my friend kept talking about how he payed his own sister 500$ to have sex with him

............................................. Got a video?

 

[Scratcher]

can't really think of the weirdest... alot of my friends can be described as social deviants in the right context... 6am I was chatting to one about various things. This included a ponderous contemplation of how a Horse girl is supposed to act as a dom to an already disciplined puppy girl (not furry).

 

[similar.squirrel]

Most recent one I can remember was about rocking-horses as a viable means of transport.
I hang about in a second-hand bookstore, so my brain has been corrupted to the point where return to normality is impossible.

 

[SultanP]

Don't know. I have lots of them, so I'll just pick one that springs to mind:
My flatmate and I were trying out this new restaurant with a buffet. There were a couple birthday parties there, one of which was for a decent looking girl about our age. For some reason, we started talking about how funny it would be to rape her, and wish her happy birthday, just to make the day more memorable. This ended in a logical debate on how one would best go about doing this. We continued the debate while choosing some more food at the buffet, while an elderly couple was standing right next to us. That was a bit weird. We decided it might be best to change the subject.

 

[SultanP]

It wasn't really a conversation... it was more a strange lack of one.

Me and a friend were staring at a TV for half an hour without saying anything. The TV wasn't on or anything, we were just staring at an empty screen.
Suddenly his girlfriend walked into the room and turned the TV on. Then we both turned away from it and started doing other things while complaining that she turned the damn TV on and that we were watching it.

That's so awesome, I love doing stuff like that. If it isn't planned of course. Nothing beats spontaneous inactivity.

 

[Emphraim]

Well yesterday I found an interesting AMV which I sent to a friend, this somehow got him to try to get into an argument with me over how he believes real porn is better than hentai and we argued about that for about an hour before we both decided thinking about an actual girl from school is best.

Yeah... not sure how a lot of my conversations start.

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

I challenge you to have a conversation with me that isn't weird.

Like for example did you know I'm sexually attracted to catfish on fire?

Now you know.

And knowing is half battle

And I was only one with a catfish fire fetish

 

[Yoshemo]

Mine was a few weeks ago, my friend kept talking about how he payed his own sister 500$ to have sex with him

............................................. Got a video?

.....I wish <///<

 

[Stoic raptor]

Mine was a few weeks ago, my friend kept talking about how he payed his own sister 500$ to have sex with him

Your friend had sex with his sister!!!!!!!!
Thats nasty. Whats wrong with him?